Chapter 550: Please Do Not Try This at Home

Our bored gamer could of course take a ride and fetch the girl personally but that would take too long to accomplish. Clark has not the patience for such a convoluted way of rescue.

Thus, he intended to be direct and fast on his approach.

"Let us begin. No matter what you see or hear tonight, make no mistake that this is not the doing of any devil or divine. They don't have power over me."

Our good gamer closed his eyes and began chanting mysterious alien words in the open. He did not even have to act like a child since it would offer him no advantage at all.

Hiding his powers was also out of question since he was already the most powerful being in this realm. As such, Clark could simply be himself and conquer this world in due time.

"I command the sky and the earth! Derelict winds, come forth!" Our bored gamer created a colorful display of drama in his craft as he added unnecessary words out loud.

This was only for the benefit of his audience and nothing more. A breath of silence occurred and everyone around him was expecting to see something.

"This is crazy. A shit show." Detective Russell mouthed the words towards a police man nearby and bragged a taunting smile thereafter. Alas, this was only a short lived mirth on his part.

"BANG!" A dull sound was heard in their midst and all of them could see something magical in the next moment. A strange cellphone was openly flying around our bored gamer at this time.

"What the fuck!" Detective Russell could not help but exclaim. He tried to see whether there were strings attached to the device but found none in the aftermath.

It would have been better if this was a drone or something alike but no, it was just a simple cell phone and nothing else.

A breath later and the device went online without any external help whatsoever.

"Good evening, friends. This is Barry Fool and this is our first case."

"We shall find a girl named Isabel Cole and I will let you solve this missing case with me."

"A kind reminder before we begin. Any incantation that you will hear tonight has been honed over a trillion years of practice. So please don't try this at home."

Our bored gamer faced his audience and the flying phone caught every little thing that he did. After that, he once again mumbled several incomprehensible words into the fray.

Only the trigger phrases at the end remained understandable like before.

"Seeker of Souls, grant me my wish! Take Isabel Cole and bring her to me! Broken Expanse! Descend!"

Clark said these serious words but his child's voice put a great contrast to this scenario.

Nevertheless, everyone held their breath as they awaited to witness something unnatural before them.

Since seeing the flying phone, all the doubters were already half believing right now. It was not everyday that they could get to see something this weird after all.

"BOOM!" A crack in the void opened up which dropped the abducted form of a sexy woman.

"ISABEL!" Mrs. Cole was the first one to get to her daughter and the rest was a deluge of more weeping.

With this much drama caught in his live stream, there was no doubt that Clark and his investigation agency would get more promising clients on the morrow.

He would of course not settle for the mortal affairs of this world but would focus more on the supernatural ones.

This would provide him better notoriety and quicker recognition in this world.

"And before I forget, let me summon the perpetrator of this kidnapping."

"The man is just a sad virgin who wished to have a beautiful girlfriend in his life." Clark did a simple backstory but that did not mean that he was sympathetic with this kidnapper's plight.

Far from that at all. If he were not here, there were big chances for dear Isabel Cole to get raped and even murdered after the fact.

In the end, our bored gamer merely stated this truth for the camera, especially because this was the first time that this man had done this crime. And very much splendidly at that.

"..." Our bored gamer did another round of his tricks and before long, another body dropped from the unknown. It was a fat ugly 50 year old uncle at this time.

He got disoriented for a moment before he made a run for it. It was then that the police officers recalled why they were there in the first place.

"CATCH HIM! Don't let him get away!" Detective Russell roared and it did not take long for them to get the suspect in handcuffs.

Since this case was solved in quite a strange way, our bored gamer knew that there would be hell in prosecuting this suspect. Thus, he could only add a bit of clue to the officers around him.

"The suspect's house is at 265 Razon Street, Nantwich. You will find much evidence there of the man's stalking and planning of this crime."

Our bored gamer said and without ado, turned around to disappear from the scene. His job was done and so there was no more need for his presence on site.

"Mr. Barry Fool, please wait." Mrs. Cole called and the way that she addressed our very own protagonist had clearly changed at this time.

Alas, she got no response whatsoever because Clark had easily vanished in just a blink of an eye. This was how the legend of Barry Fool started in this world.

Alas, not all were happy in his advent.

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Somewhere on this vast earth, a group of undying men and women were having a meeting in the dark. There was a huge screen at their center which displayed the hottest video of the hour.

There was an eerie silence after a long while and everyone was fully digesting what they had just seen. In the end, a verdict was announced by the strongest of them all.

"This is not good for us. Send someone to silence that child."