Chapter 638

"Well, well, everybody, just know, but don't keep shouting like that. I'm afraid that the police uncle will take me away and say that I will destroy the friendly relations between China and Japan. "

This joke can be regarded as a way to ease the anger of the crowd in laughter.

When all the people are seated, Xiao Jun clears his throat and opens his mouth again.

"Just now, I told you the origin of our historical problem. Just talking about history doesn't mean much. What's more, I'm not asking you to just listen to me. Violent class, the end of the first lesson, let's talk about now, a wave of violent interviews. "

As Xiao Jun's voice fell, a passionate percussion interlude began, and the whole stage went dark, followed by the Figure shaking, as if preparing some props.

At this moment, the audience finally had the opportunity to express their inner feelings.

Xiao Junzhen is so awesome. I still feel the awesome power of speaking on the stage for the first time.

"Xiao Jun can. I think it's a stand up crosstalk."

"Stand up crosstalk? Isn't cross talk all about by two people? When did you have one person

"Hey, you young man can't understand traditional art. Two years ago, Li Qian, an artist who watched cross talk, also said some single talk. It's a pity that we don't have any now. "

"Come on, uncle, we don't care about single talk or double talk crosstalk. We just feel that Xiao Jun's program is incomparable. We like it!"

"Don't talk. It seems that the props are ready. The next stage is about to begin."

Some people's voice reminds us to calm down. We look at the stage with a very curious attitude. When the light comes on, there are countless cool sounds left.

A glass tea table and two single sofas are put out on the stage. Xiao Jun with headgear is sitting on the right side, while an inflatable doll is put on the sofa on the left side!

Yes, it's the kind of inflatable doll that can be used as a girlfriend.

The curtain fell heavily on everyone, not to mention the visual impact.

For a moment, there was no one to speak, because it was like what we had done before. Otherwise, how could we know that thing like the back of our hands.

Xiao Jun carefully observed the audience's reaction, can't help laughing, know that there will be such a situation, so he is so unscrupulous.

"Well, dear audience friends, welcome to the first issue of the rioting interview. In this issue, we invite three guests, namely Ms. Zhang from Jiangdong, Ms. Zhang from Nantong and Ms. Zhang from Japan. Let's applaud. "

Xiao Jun said and took the lead in clapping. The audience unconsciously clapped their hands together. After a while, everyone suddenly reacted.

What kind of guest? It's better to be a living person on the stage. Can you be a little more hasty when you get a inflatable doll to be a guest?

What's more, do you think we are blind or blind? There is only one of the three guests.

In addition, since they are all Ms. Zhang, why are they still from different places? What kind of ghost is Ms. Zhang from Japan!

all kinds of Tucao in the hearts of all the people, but fortunately Xiao Jun make complaints about the proper performance and continue his performance lines.

"Everyone, please be quiet. Let me interview Ms. Zhang from Jiangdong first. Hello, Ms. Zhang

"Hello."

The sound like the parrot's strange cry came from the inflatable doll, and everyone was really enough.

Xiao Jun: "Ms. Zhang, what do you do?"

"I'm still a college student."

Xiao Jun: "student in school, what's your personal opinion on the recent territorial dispute between China and Japan?"

"Hou, I'm worried about this. I'm a Japanese learner. I'm really afraid that my uncle of the Chinese people's Liberation Army, after learning foreign languages for so many years, will turn into a Chinese dialect."

Xiao Jun: "well, I wish your wish come true. Thank you, Ms. Zhang from Jiangdong. Let's applaud

After a word, Xiao Jun stood up and lifted the inflatable doll by the arm. Then he flew up and didn't know where he had been kicked.

See this scene, all the audience is ready to follow Xiao Jun meaning clapping audience, suddenly silly in situ.

This is what you call farewell, Xiao Jun?

"Well, Ms. Zhang from Jiangdong has stepped down in the applause. Let's interview Ms. Zhang from Nantong again."

With these words, Xiao Jun reached out and didn't know what he had picked up. After pulling hard, the inflatable doll, which had just been kicked away by him, flew back.

People then saw clearly that there was a rope tied to the leg of the thing.

At the moment when Xiao Jun put the inflatable doll on the sofa, someone couldn't help laughing on the spot.It's like a switch, which instantly stimulates the laughter of the whole audience.

"My sister, is that how Xiao Jun's inflatable dolls play?"

"Wow, hahaha, I just want to know who made the voice in that doll."

"Learning Japanese becomes learning dialects. My God, who thought of this kind of words?"

"I can't stand it. I can't stand it. Ha ha ha, is Xiao Jun's farewell to kick people away? And, ha ha, and how he thought of pulling people back with a rope. "

"No, no, I thought it was just a simple news interview. Isn't Xiao Jun acting out a sketch, but it's killing me."

For a moment, the whole recording and broadcasting hall was full of laughter, and Xiao Jun quietly looked at the scene in front of him. It was only after most of the people had almost stopped, that he gave a slight cough and began to shout in a very serious tone.

"Be quiet, be quiet! My news interview is very serious, OK. If anyone laughs again, I'll blow your girlfriend's breath! "

Xiao Jun's serious tone stunned everyone, but then the sentence "vent your girlfriend" came out, which made the laughter completely unable to stop.

Good recording program, Shun can imagine, was Xiao Jun made, a minute to pause several times.

When the audience finally quiets down again, Xiao Jun starts his program again.

Xiao Jun: "Hello, Ms. Zhang from Nantong."

"Hello, host."

Xiao Jun: "what do you think of the recent territorial dispute between China and Japan?"

"Can I speak in Nantong?"

Xiao Jun: "please."

"The female whore, the little Japanese devil, is always forcing the prime minister to talk about shinni things with him. If I kill him, I'll kill him and make him two jubozi, so that he won't die."

Xiao Jun: "Er, Ms. Zhang, please explain it in Mandarin."

"Well. What I mean is to treat bilateral relations calmly, maintain regional stability and jointly create Sino Japanese peace. "

Silence, which lasted for a long time, and then the whole venue was drowned by laughter again.

In this laughter, Xiao Jun "politely" sent Ms. Zhang from Nantong away, and then invited Ms. Zhang from Japan. When that scene reappeared, countless people couldn't stand up laughing.

"Ms. Zhang from Japan, what do you think of China and Japan Oh, no, Ms. Zhang from Japan, listen to me. Why did you die without saying a word? Are you scared by our topic. Alas, dear audience friends, there was a sudden accident during the hesitation recording, and our guests died at the scene, so the interview session of this rampage is over. "

Xiao Jun's voice fell, and the lights on the stage slowly dimmed. Everyone was really laughing and scolding Xiao Jun.

Can you be so rash when doing the program? Your guests are out of breath, and you are still in the mood to take a curtain call here. Sincerely.

After a short interval, the props on the stage were removed, and Xiao Jun changed his coat and went back to the stage.

Many sharp eyed viewers find that on the T-shirt Xiao Junxin replaced, there is a bright red map of China, while on one side of the map, there are six big characters.

"Not at all!"

See such a dress, everyone's heart suddenly rose a sense of pride.

Xiao Jun stood in the middle of the stage, and his magnetic voice resounded through the whole recording and broadcasting hall again.

"Ladies and gentlemen, a country, a country's business is a family's business. Family matters are closely related to all of us.

The dispute over fishing island is a dispute for Japan, and there is no dispute for us Chinese, because fishing island is ours. Why should we dispute!

So, that's the end of the topic. We won't talk about it, but we know better than anyone else!

There is no need to boycott Japanese goods, smash Japanese cars or beat Japanese people.

Because these actions will only make those Japanese people think that we are angry and that we can't explain clearly, so we have to do it. But violence can't solve the problem. We have to assimilate them with the excellent cultural consciousness of Chinese people over the past five thousand years, so that those Japanese people are willing to identify with us.

At that time, the whole Japanese nation is the inherent territory of China. How could there be any disputes when fishing for treasure island? Everyone said, "right?"

"Yes

Xiao Jun's impassioned speech received a chorus of response from all the audience.

But after everyone responded, I heard a lazy word from Xiao Jun.

"I'll go. You really believe what I said just now. I don't believe it. I want to fight when I see Japanese men, and I want to fight when I see Japanese women. I can't help it. I'm used to it. "

You say, Xiao Jun, who has aroused other people's emotions, shows his nature shamelessly.Fortunately, the audience here are all cultural people. Otherwise, if the Japanese were not killed, he would have been killed first.