Chapter 359

"Ha ha, I laugh to death. I find that brother Jun is the worst person. Look at the faces of other players!"

At the party, Xiao Liu's faces were as ugly as they were.

At the beginning, they wanted to embarrass Xiao Jun, but now they are really embarrassed.

Are you kidding? Are you sure you are a couplet?

How can there be such a long couplet? How can there be such a long couplet!

Xiao Jun said it again, but these people didn't hear it clearly. Even when Xiao Jun finished reading it, they forgot all about the first sentence.

Xiao Liu is out to make Xiao Jun, but also take the initiative to let Xiao Jun topic, at this time he can't help saying a word.

"Cough, Xiao Jun, you Are you sure what you just said is just a couplet

"That's right. That's the Shanglian."

"It's impossible. How can there be such a long couplet, and it's just a couplet, which is longer than many poems!"

"Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you haven't. If you don't believe it, you can ask Professor Zhang

Xiao Jun reached out his hand and pointed to Professor Zhang. This action was very typical, but in other people's eyes, it was disgusting.

Ignoring the others, Xiao Liu looks at Professor Zhang in a hurry.

But the old professor laughed and said softly, "Xiao Jun is right. Since ancient times, there has never been a limit on the number of words in this couplet. I can vaguely remember that there was a record in the ancient books that in the Later Zhou Dynasty, the literati in the south of the Yangtze River enjoyed singing poems. Two literati who liked couplets met in the middle of the Yangtze River and attracted countless talented people from the south of the Yangtze River.

The two had been fighting each other in the bow of the river for a whole day. One of them looked up to the Bank of the river and spoke for an hour. And another person a moment less than Kung Fu, on the second couplet is also said a time.

There is no record of what that couplet is. But we can't compare with the ancient literati. How many words does it take to say a couplet in an hour? But the other person, even did not think about it on the second couplet. What does this mean? Those two are not only excellent couplets, but also legendary talents.

Never forget, never forget. No one can match this kind of lofty sentiments now. "

Professor Zhang shook his head and sighed, but when Xiao Liu heard this, he just pointed to his nose and scolded him.

In particular, the ancients in that story are geniuses. They never forget what they have seen and heard. They can say an hour and remember it in an instant.

And he Xiao Liu is also known as a genius, as a result, Xiao Jun this not long not short a couplet, he Leng is did not remember a word. What a genius. What a fool.

Xiao Liu's face was more gloomy, but Xiao Jun was merciless.

"Hey, now I'm sure there's no problem with the first couplet. You're right about the second couplet."

“……”

Silence, incomparable silence.

Ma Dan, I haven't heard what the first couplet is. How can I give it to you?

"Well? Why don't you talk? Ah, didn't you remember my first couplet? In fact, it's very simple. Well, I'll write it for you. "

As soon as Xiao Jun said that he wanted to write, master Xun was more excited than anyone. He had good handwriting. Of course, the more he wrote, the easier it was to observe.

As soon as Xiao Jun's voice fell, master Xun was busy calling for people to come over and spread out the paper to make the ink.

Xiao Jun buried himself in writing, and the whole stage of couplet activities seemed to revolve around himself at this moment.

The other nine groups joined together, but Xiao Jun's super long first league made a dent in them. They didn't remember what he said, not to mention how humiliating it was.

Now the other party has written the first couplet. If you want to find face, you must give him the second couplet.

So these people surrounded Xiao Jun with a full circle.

However, they once again overestimated their ability, or underestimated Xiao Jun's "loss".

The couplet is written sentence by sentence, tangible, intentional, affectionate and scenic. It's not easy to talk about it.

When Xiao Jun wrote half of it, someone gave up in his heart.

Well, let's not talk. Let's let it go.

With this in mind, everyone stepped back a little, but the step of quitting made them suffer a greater blow.

Xiao Jun has just finished the first couplet, but he hasn't put down his pen yet. However, master Xun said impatiently, "Xiao Jun, the second couplet is also written!"

"Ah? Master Xun, this is my question. Others haven't got it right yet. What do I write down the couplet for? "

"Yes, I don't see that all these people have quit and given up. They can't match your couplet. Write down the couplet quickly. I'll put away your character when I finish it! "

Master Xun's status is somewhat detached from those present, so he is not polite to speak.

The other players almost vomited blood on the spot.Who knows that Xiao Jun followed by a sentence, let these people want to die.

"Are you really not right? No more? Then I'll write down the couplet. "

Wipe, you write it, we have to admit it in public.

The other players have been frustrated and don't want to talk to Xiao Jun, but Xiao Jun has not given up on their soul attack.

"Hello, compere, they can't match my couplet, but I do it myself. Is that a point I got?"

"Poof..."

It seems that someone really vomited blood.