Chapter 240

"Xiao Jun's comments on" fashion lady ":

when Qiu Feng made the initial promotion of this film, he used the slogan of the Chinese version of" fashionable woman devil head ". Such a commercial film with the selling points of fashion film, fashion life and fashion characters, but there is no fashion brand in the film. As a local film, I think it has forgotten the original from the beginning, and only left the native in the end! "

At ten o'clock, Xiao Jun posted his first film review microblog, pointing at the director who denounced "tuner" as the most ruthless.

He didn't say a word in defense of "the tuner", but a tit for tat. When those people scolded his movies, he scolded them all.

Xiao Jun's Weibo account was "No.1 in cheering on Bohai". At that time, his cheering tickets were more than 10 million, and his fans were no less than that.

In addition, from last night to now, the popularity of "tuner" has not been reduced. As the director and leading role of the film, he has attracted the attention of countless people.

Everyone was waiting for him to come out and say a word, and wanted to see how he judged the tuner.

As a result, he directly passed on "tuner" and evaluated other films.

When we saw his microblog, we were stunned and laughed.

"I've forgotten Ben, and there's only dirt left! Oh, my God, this is one of the most ruthless films I've ever seen directed by heiqiu Feng

"666, I saw the movie fashion lady. I can't say what I feel after reading it. As a result, Xiao Jun's words directly came to my heart. "

"The blogger's film review is brilliant!"

When a group of netizens saw Xiao Jun's microblog, they immediately forgot the story of "tuner". They happily ran to director Qiu Feng and said, "forget the book, only the earth is left.".

The director Qiu, who is still discussing the entrance fee with Qu Wei's agent, suddenly hears a word from his assistant, opens his microblog and spits blood on the spot.

In other words, has Xiao Jun ever seen the fashion lady?

No, he hasn't seen it at all. He just searched Qiu Feng's directing works on the Internet, and then compared them with the "foreign spicy film reviews" he exchanged from the system. Feel can use on the thing, directly sent out.

Anyone who says they haven't seen a film can't send a film review.

Xiao Jun just did it. He didn't have time to care what the movies were, good or bad.

Anyway, as long as it's the people who denounce the "tuner", he will scold them one by one!

Qiu Feng was the first and soon the second.

"Xiao Jun's comment on the dancer:

the film invested and produced by Mr. Ren Kai. To be honest, I refused to watch it at the beginning. But I couldn't resist the temptation of all kinds of praise from some film critics, so I calmed down and took a look.

As a result, I feel like climbing a snow mountain.

Standing at the foot of the mountain, it was said that only a fool climbed the snow mountain. Halfway up the mountain, a thunder came down and stopped me from climbing. I continued to climb patiently until I reached the top of the mountain, and an avalanche sent me back directly.

If the above analogy is too abstruse for us to understand, I will be more straightforward.

"Wudoujia" is like a lotus on a snowy mountain. It is a wonderful flower in a rotten film

Only ten minutes later, Xiao Jun sent his second micro blog, and in a flash, a group of netizens laughed again.

"The lotus on the snow mountain, the wonderful flower in the rotten film? Oh, I'll go. When can film reviews be so artistic? "

"No, I can't. I'll go to boss Ren Kai and say something

"Another little red flower for the blogger."

It is true that good things never go out, but bad things spread far away.

Just as those who scold the "tuner" blog can quickly get on the hot search list, Xiao Jun's map cannon immediately attracted countless good people.

"Forget Ben, there's only dirt left."

"The lotus on the snow mountain, the wonderful flower in the rotten film."

In just one hour, these two sentences became hot search keywords.

Just, do you think Xiao Jun's two classic words will be over? It's impossible. There are more people who scold him, and there are more people he wants to scold!

"Xiao Jun's comment on" my name is Liu Tieren ":

this is a film praising oil workers, but I can see the ending from the beginning. I don't see any pictures of oil workers working in wells and contributing to the development and construction of China. I saw a group of old men fighting with local people with shovels.

I want to ask the director, which eye have you ever seen that oil workers use shovels to extract oil?

I really don't want to say more. Let's send a poem to praise you.

The oil workers are great. The hooligans are not afraid of fighting. They don't worry about the poor acting skills of the actors. They are afraid that the director has no culture! "

You say you comment on the film and talk well. How can you start to write poetry again when you are free?Such a trendy way of film review makes the people of the world suddenly bright. There is nothing to say. Forward, forward, and then forward.

"Xiao Jun's comment on" saving the snow mountain ":

when I watched this film, I was watching" wudoujia ". If I watched it a little in advance, maybe I would give the title of Xuelian to this film. After all, it was actually taken on the snow mountain.

But it doesn't matter. There are other things worth mentioning about this film.

At the beginning of the publicity of "snow mountain rescue", it was said that it was a story about a brave hero who ran to the snow mountain to save his beloved woman.

But I didn't see the protagonist save anyone in the whole movie. You can see that the protagonist is just like playing a game to get through the customs. He kills people when he sees the Buddha and kills the Buddha when he sees the Buddha. After he subdues the enemy with his throat locking skill, he bumps the enemy's head against the wall, against the door, against the plane falling from the sky, and against anything harder than his head

I just want to ask the director, have you ever been hit in the head when you were a child? Why do you like such scenes

It's another pungent film review. Netizens laugh and forward this blog post.

Some people think that this is not enough, and even copied Xiao Jun's words directly and pasted them into the comment area of the director's Micro blog of "snow mountain rescue".

Then, there's a long list of "director, have you ever been hit in the head?".

That day, the director really hit his head against the table.

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Throughout the whole morning, one of the characters in the film and television circles who denounced "the tuner" was one, but all their works were commented by Xiao Jun with such irritating words.

Online frying pan, we are very excited.

Because before that, no one has ever written film reviews as fresh and refined as Xiao Jun.

Netizens see more funny reviews today than in their lifetime.

While laughing, many people are restless.

You can see that Xiao Jun can not only make movies, but also comment on movies. How can such a talent not be a film critic.

As a result, netizens rushed to the official and micro level of "China Film and television golden list jury" and began to petition Xiao Jun.

"I strongly request Xiao Jun to join the film review meeting!"

"I don't care whether Xiao Jun's" tuner "is good or not. I don't know whether Xiao Jun will make a movie. But when it comes to film review, I don't agree with anyone except Xiao Jun! If Xiao Jun doesn't attend the film review meeting, there will be no natural reason! "

"As soon as Xiao Jun comes out, who will fight against him? As a film critic, he will be convinced by Xiao Jun!"

Just last night, including this morning, countless people came to the official micro of the "China Film and television golden list jury" and asked them to add "tuner" to see how much this film can be rated.

Whether a film can be listed in the golden list of Chinese film and television, the first thing is to be recognized as qualified by the jury before the scoring system can be opened.

Only when the scoring system is turned on can we know the scores of the public and experts, and how many places they can rank on the list.

Xiao Jun's "tuner" was released last night. Even if someone opened a scoring system, it would take 24 hours to see the audience's reaction.

Originally, the audience response of "tuner" was very strong, that is, it can open the scoring system 24 hours later to receive formal comments from all parties.

However, a micro blog of Fang Dezhong, who is a "three-star film critic", said that "tuner" is not worth scoring, which makes it difficult for "tuner" to appear on the golden list of Chinese film and television.

This mystery has not yet been solved, and the future of "tuner" is still uncertain. As a result, Xiao Jun, the director and star, has become a headache for the "golden list of Chinese films and TV.".

What netizens want is what audiences want.

The original intention of "China Film and television golden list" was to serve the audience and provide an authoritative suggestion for the audience in the entertainment of films and TV plays.

Now, the audience asks Xiao Jun to join the film review meeting. Will the senior experts agree?

According to common sense, they absolutely have to comply with the wishes of the audience and agree to join Xiao Jun.

But the fact is, they won't agree to it!

Most of the experts in the film review meeting are film and television directors and producers, and some of them are even active in the film and television industry.

Xiao Jun launched numerous map cannons in the morning, which offended many people in the film and television circles.

The relationship between the director and the film critic is that the snake and mouse nest is a bit ugly, but in this world, are they really in collusion.

At lunchtime, the official of "China Film and television golden list" Weibo.

"Film review committee: in view of the various requirements put forward by netizens today for a micro film and its director, this committee solemnly declares that the film review committee has made the following statement. We will firmly resist anyone with low moral quality and professional ability to join the sacred industry of film review. We will also resolutely prevent any films with improper views and bad social atmosphere from entering the golden list and polluting the Chinese film and television industry! "Well, with such a micro blog, it is enough to prove that Xiao Jun has offended everyone in the film and television industry to death this time.

But Xiao Jun himself, after seeing this micro blog, just a cold smile.

Say I am inferior, and say I pollute your sacred industry?

OK, I'll give you a thorough pollution this time.

"Xiao Jun micro blog: after lunch, let's continue. Two o'clock in the afternoon, target, all the films in the golden list of Huaxia film and television! "