What does Xiao Jun want to do?

On the surface, it is to convince everyone here.

In a deeper sense, let everyone here become his "elite honor value".

One point of elite honor is worth 1000 yuan. There are tens of thousands of people here. It's life-saving money. I'm not happy if I don't get it.

"There is an opening phrase in this song, which is called" destiny is knocking at the door. ". I don't know if you found out. It's just four hours. Almost everyone of you is at fault, but only Mr. goody, the pianist, has made no mistake at all. Do you know why? "

When asked this, the whole group could not help looking at GuDi, which made the introverted pianist blush.

Since he became famous, no one's praise has made him blush so much.

"You don't have to look. The reason why goody is right and meets all my requirements is that he has experienced a reversal of fate. Now, what I want to do is let you enjoy the same treatment as goody. Well, sister Mei, please give me a violin

In the eyes of everyone's astonishment, a violin is sent to Xiao Jun's hand.

"Players, watch what is the real destiny. Compare with me and think about how small you were before

As the voice fell, Xiao Jun began his violin solo of fate.

Well, people admit that he does pull better, but how does it make them small?

Unconvinced mood began to spread again, but soon, what Xiao Jun did completely conquered them.

"Give me a flute and I'll play it again!"

"Give me a horn."

"Another cello."

"Drum Forget it. I'll go by myself. Don't think that simple drumming can't bring out the feeling of fate. "

Xiao Jun did it. For the past four hours, he was physically destroying the members of the Yuhua Symphony Orchestra in a strange way, but now he is mentally torturing them.

In such a big orchestra, everyone felt the injustice of fate.

Which of them has not suffered all kinds of hardships to practice a musical instrument since childhood, and now they have such achievements.

And Xiao Jun, so young, can play more than a dozen musical instruments to the same level as them.

Ma Dan, it's fate knocking at the door. It's fate coming to demolish!

……

That night, in one of the best hotels in TIANLIAN city.

Xiao Jun, Li Zhenhua, Feng Dao, and several other people who could not name Xiao Jun were sitting at a dinner table, listening to Li Zhenhua's story about what happened in the grand theater during the day. Others were either too surprised or too laughing.

The atmosphere is very happy, Xiao Jun is very emotional.

What kind of people are there? The chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, the best symphony orchestra leader in China, famous film and television directors, famous movie stars and singers, professors of top Conservatory of music, and performance planner of Bohai ship report

These are the characters that Xiao Jun could not touch in his last life.

Now I sit with them to have a meal, and it seems to have become the protagonist of the dinner.

Is this called the change of fortune?

The beautiful star who used to salivate over the synthetic photos on the computer is sitting beside him and pouring wine back to him.

What's the name of the star again?

By the way, Qu Wei!

I remember that this woman started her career at the age of 16 and became popular with a TV play. Then she became popular all over the country with all kinds of gossip and finally married a film and television director.

After less than a year of marriage, the director made a scandal of cheating. The divorce of the star was very popular at that time. Its reputation is not particularly good, but its reputation is boundless.

I can't help it. Who can make people beautiful? Ten years later, they will be in their forties, but they can still play the role of a 16-year-old girl.

What did that say?

Yes, frozen beauty!

Xiao Junwu thinks about his mind, and suddenly he feels something soft on his arm. The gossip girl, who has not reached the top of her fame, even leans down to pour wine for him and leans her body on his arm.

I wipe, this, this, this

Xiao Jun's face turned red when he realized what had happened.

"Oh, why does Xiao Jun's younger brother blush? Leader Li, look at you. Xiao Jun is shy. "

"Ha ha..."

The words of the female star made the whole table laugh.

Li Zhenhua joked: "brother Xiao Jun, you don't know how badly this boy has damaged me during the day, and that our orchestra has ruined his music. Is he shy? I think he is fascinated by our beautiful stars. "

"Ah, leader Li, you are calling me a goblin. Xiao Jun, brother and sister, am I really that charming? "Qu Wei gets close to Xiao Jun's ear and breathes the orchid.

Well, Xiao Junfei didn't slow down. He was so hot that his ears turned red.

The film director sitting opposite laughed.

"I said, Zhenhua. The information you gave us is not accurate. You said Xiao Jun sang in a bar. This thin skinned girl is not allowed to be bullied by the girls in the bar. How can she still have the heart to sing? "

"Well, the boy can pretend. How do you say that? Life is like a play. Xiao Jun's life is like a play. Although he is thin skinned here, when I first met him, he was still telling dirty jokes in front of everyone. "

"Well, I'm interested in that. Xiao Jun, come on, let's listen to some jokes. "

It's been a while since I came here for dinner. Xiao Jun thought it would be a very serious occasion, but they didn't have any airs at all.

The only question is, as an ordinary person, why is he arranged at such a dinner?

I remember before I came here, Li Zhenhua said that director Feng would invite himself to dinner and thank him for his help in Northeast China. But since he got to the dinner table, director Feng didn't mention any thanks at all, and didn't tell him in advance that there would be so many big people gathered here.

It made him very embarrassed.

Well, let's put all this aside, just like the feeling of accompanying customers for dinner.

Think of here, Xiao Jun smile.

"Leaders, you said that I am an ordinary person to sit with you for dinner, and that I am not nervous is false. Before, I was singing occasionally in the bar, and my level was not very high. However, there are many people who have seen and heard stories. I don't dare to watch the leaders tell that kind of dirty jokes. I'll tell you a story, which should be a brain twister. Let's tell it to you. "

Xiao Jun's words immediately aroused the curiosity of the people at the dinner table, and they all turned their eyes on him.

"Well, here's the story.

Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who got lost in the forest and squatted on the side of the road.

At this time, suddenly came a little gray rabbit, little white rabbit quickly ran to ask.

"Brother grey rabbit, brother grey rabbit, I'm lost. Can you help me find my way home?"

When the little grey rabbit saw that the little white rabbit was beautiful, he suddenly had a bad heart and said, "sister white rabbit, do you want to know?"

Little white rabbit said, "I want to know, brother grey rabbit, please tell me."

The little grey rabbit said, "I can tell you, but you have to make me comfortable.".

For the sake of white rabbit, she had no choice but to go home.

The next day, the rabbit happily walked on the way home.

But unexpectedly, she lost her way on the way. Suddenly a little black rabbit came.

The rabbit rushed up again.

"Brother black rabbit, brother black rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me the way home?"

The black rabbit looked at the little white rabbit, and even had a bad heart.

"Sister white rabbit, do you want to know?"

"I want to know, brother black rabbit, please tell me."

"Haha, I can tell you, but you have to make me comfortable."

Little white rabbit has no way, in order to go home, can only agree to the request of little black rabbit.

On the third day, little white rabbit left happily. This time, she finally came home.

But as soon as he got home, the rabbit found that he was pregnant. More than a month later, the little white rabbit gave birth to a litter of baby rabbits.

Well, here comes the problem. What color do you think the bunnies born by little white rabbits are

Since Xiao Jun began to tell stories, everyone listened carefully. When he said the word "comfortable", the obscene smile on his face also made other people at the table laugh.

When the last question came out, everyone was stunned.

What color of rabbit was born? I don't know where to go.

"Well, it should be gray. After all, she was with the little gray rabbit for the first time."

"Oh, No. Usually the first time doesn't work out. I think it should be black. "

"What black, gray, should be white just right, little white rabbit gives birth to little white rabbit."

"Ah? Why can't it be a rabbit with mixed hair? "

A group of people guess what, we have different opinions, finally all looked at Xiao Jun.

"Brother Xiaojun, what color is bunny? Tell me quickly."

Xiao Jun smiles, takes his glass, looks around for a week, and finally sets his eyes on Qu Wei, the beautiful star around him.

"Sister Qu Wei, do you want to know the answer?"

"I want to know."

"Do you really want to know?"

"Brother Xiaojun, don't play the game and tell us the answer.""Ha ha, I can tell you, but..."

Xiao Jun said here, a little meal, face expression to be more lewd, how lewd, the second half of the sentence did not say, directly changed the topic.

"Here, leaders, I'd like to propose a toast to you. I'm really lucky to have dinner with you all. "

With that, Xiao Jun took the initiative to drink the wine.

Everyone is stunned, how to say half not to say, but what?

Oh, wait, but

"Ha ha..." Li Zhenhua was the first to laugh. He lifted his glass and drank the wine in a toast. "Xiao Jun, you stinky boy, I thought you were just telling a story. At the beginning, someone called you vulgar. That's right! "

As Li Zhenhua's voice fell, people continued to react and coax laughter one after another.

Qu Wei, the beautiful star, immediately returns to her taste and gives Xiao Jun a fierce look.

"Smelly brother, dare to take advantage of me! Do you really want your sister to give you comfort? "

"Ah?"

Xiao Jun was so embarrassed.

There was laughter on the table again.

After everyone calmed down, Feng Dao, who hadn't spoken for a long time, finally spoke.

"Xiao Jun, what can I say about you. Now people are making trouble with your vulgarity, and you haven't noticed it yourself? "

Director Feng's voice fell, and Xiao Jun's face was straight before others.

Although I don't know what director Feng said, I'm sure the main topic of the meal is coming.