Chapter 1118

oring.

These two words are Shen Yue's current feelings.

I regret it.

He regretted coming to Beijing University today. When he was called by his father, he was soft hearted and agreed to watch the performance with him in the evening.

If he doesn't come to Beijing University and refuses to please his father, he won't have to sit in Murong's brain damaged office and wait for instant noodles.

I can't do without it.

Just because Wang Meixian was at the entrance of the hall, when she was polite to Shen Yue, she said that when she was free to visit her, she would make tea for him, but Murong had to cook noodles for him.

Tea and noodles are just one word apart, but is it a concept?

Imagine.

Sitting on the sofa, looking at Miss Wang Meixian's artful hands, holding tea set, moving like clouds and flowing water, her nose is surrounded by the fragrance of her body and the special fragrance of tea, and her mind is imagining some indescribable pictures, which is absolutely a kind of enjoyment.

Take a look at Murong's brain damage!

It's her first day at work, okay?

In the office, among the seven or eight teachers, she is the only new one.

On the first day of work, new people should work hard and quickly, respect their predecessors, and take the initiative to clean up and other trifles?

But how does Murong, who is mentally handicapped, do it?

After she came in with Shen Yue's arm in her arm, she frowned and said to the teachers, "ladies and gentlemen, if you often sit in the office, your limbs will not work, and your body will be affected. So please go out for a walk and get some fresh air. That's good for your health. "

After hearing what she said, Shen Yue's first reaction was... Wo Cao.

His second reaction was that seven or eight professors and assistants would be angry after staying.

As for Murong's narcissism, when she came to work in the morning, she told the teachers that she was a great miss of the Murong family in Beijing.

But even if she is Murong family's legitimate miss, can be in the ivory tower, by these indomitable teachers, put in the eye?

Don't forget, the group of professors always dare to challenge the ugly phenomenon!

So... They didn't say anything, and they all laughed and said thank you for Murong's advice. We should go out and walk more to avoid meat.

Then, seven or eight senior intellectuals, rather than bending down, left with a special look of gratitude and joking.

Then, Murong's brain damage pulls boss Shen, who has become a Dolby, to the sofa and pushes him on it

Don't get me wrong.

Is simply to push him on the sofa, let him sit down, calmly look at her cooking noodles!

"Well, this is the first time in my life that I cook noodles for people. I can tell you, Shen Yue, you are blessed. Oh, by the way, what kind of noodles do you think are delicious? Is it spicy or beef? Do you want to pour water first and then noodles, or do you want to pour noodles first and then water? Anyway, cooking noodles is just the same thing. Can you embarrass young master Jiao Yan? If it really baffles me, I'll shut down the noodle factory. Who bought the noodles? The packaging is so hard to tear. It almost tore my teeth off. "

Mr. Shen, a super fool, looks at Murong's brain damage. After he failed to tear the packing bag with his nails, he simply opens his mouth and pulls it with his white teeth.

The way she shakes her hair and tears the package with her white teeth makes boss Shen think of Yetai Coco's best service

Then, boss Shen felt that something like a certain kind of flower on him shrank quickly.

I don't know whose noodle it is or whose pot it is.

I don't know whose bowl it is, and I don't know who has washed it or not

Anyway, young master Jiaoyan put the cold water and noodles in the pot together. After waiting for about half a minute, she saw that the noodles hadn't boiled yet, so she felt it was best to tear them apart by hand

So she reached out and pulled the instant noodles apart.

Finally, when the water boils, it turns into instant noodles, which are cooked in her constant mixing with chopsticks.

Why does she keep stirring with chopsticks?

Because the water is too hot.

Otherwise, she would stir it with her hands.

There is also a reason, young master Jiaoyan see others in the process of tea, a hands are not idle.

Then, when she was cooking noodles, if her hands were idle, wouldn't she be inferior to others in cooking tea?

Well, even if the process of cooking noodles is 0.1% like making tea, it can be stopped ten minutes after the water boils.

She didn't.

Continue to hold chopsticks in both hands, stirring back and forth in the pot.

Half an hour.

Shen Yue, who was shocked by Jiaoyan's cooking of noodles, prayed for that bag of noodles: "noodles, noodles, what evil did you suffer in your last life? It's in Murong's hands."

Half an hour later, I disappeared

It's all soup.

Murong finally realized that she might have cooked the noodles. There was a look of guilt on her face, and it was gone in a flash.

Notice, it's a flash.

After the noodles are boiled into soup, Murong's brain is a little bit normal. He will pour them out and start over again.

Anyway, there are more than ten bags of noodles in a teacher's cupboard.

She can't bear it.

Don't forget, this is the result of her hard work for nearly an hour. How can it be wasted like this.

Face, she is not rare.

She thinks highly of her hard work.

"Come on, Shen Yue, try my craft."

The young master Jiaoyan, who pulled up his sleeves and showed a pair of bright wrists, brought the bowl of noodles, no, the bowl of soup to Shen Yue.

Shen Yue is very strange.

Murong brain in breathing, small mouth spit out the breath, clearly very good smell, then why she said so "smelly" words.

Only "smelly" words, in order to put this bowl of soup, say "noodles."

Well, even if you have to say that this bowl of soup is noodles, should you put some seasoning on the brain?

Shen Yue looked at the wastebasket.

In the wastebasket, there are several packages of condiments.

If they were alive, they would tear up the packaging bag with white teeth because of brain damage. Seeing what they said, they would wail: "when did you put moisture-proof agent in instant noodles? Are manufacturers not afraid of consumers' miseating? Alas, in order to make money, businessmen nowadays have red eyes and black hearts. In order to increase the weight of noodles, we put so many bags of moistureproof agent. "

If anyone can eat or drink this kind of noodles cooked by this kind of people, Shen Yue will definitely give his thumbs up and praise the hero!

Shen Yue is so angry that she doesn't eat the noodles cooked by young master Jiao Yan.

When she raised her hand to make a case, she suddenly thought of the great mission of "she doesn't go to hell, who goes to hell".

In order to save those poor women, she even promised Shen woodlouse to let her be a puppy... That extremely shameless request has been agreed, and what is more, he did not eat the noodles she made?

She felt that Shen Yue did not eat her noodles because she was not gentle enough.

Men have many faults.

But they all like noodles cooked by gentle girls.

With this in mind, Jiaoyan secretly grits her teeth and sits in the arms of boss Shen with the bowl of soup

She wants this guy to see her softest side and fall in love with her, so that he will only be obsessed with her, never hurt other girls, and even give up the meaningless struggle with the rich and powerful families of all surnames. In the future, he will only follow her and take charge of the injustice that others dare not.

Seeing the injustice, Jiaoyan raised her hand to snap her fingers and said faintly, "Shen Yue, kill him for me. And he, he, he. And the one who tried to escape. Hum, do they think they can buy things and jump in the queue just because they are tall and strong? "

Boss shen wants to slap the brain dead!

The problem is that he is a civilized man and can't kill people indiscriminately.

When his salty pig hands no longer paid attention to the master's jurisdiction and swam about in the high mountains and plains, Shen Yue asked a question: "how do you live so big?"

Murong Jiaoyan is just slandered by Shen Yue as a brain wreck

In fact, people's IQ is quite high.

Otherwise, she would not be a little shocked by Shen Yue's problem, and then she would be furious.

Again.

For that burden.

She poured the bowl of soup into the toilet, including the chopsticks

As for whether it will cause blockage, will Murong Jiaoyan care?

At most, she squatted in anger for a few minutes. When she finally got rid of her anger by reason, she found something wrong when she flushed the water. Then she ran out and found an umbrella. She didn't know which teacher she was from, and she gave a jab.

Well, the plastic bowl can't be broken. On the contrary, it can block the water outlet more firmly.

An umbrella was broken because of this.

It's a big deal. She won't come here to solve the problem before it's repaired.

If the umbrella is broken, it's not hers.

She is so busy that she has no time to waste on such trifles.

She stopped talking to Shen Yue.

She sat on the chair opposite Shen Yue, raised her feet, held the drawing board, and daubed it.

Shen Yue didn't know what she was drawing.

He doesn't care.

He just felt very sleepy after he was bored and regretted, so he slowly closed his eyes.

I don't know how long after that, Shen Yue seemed to be asleep. His left hand suddenly raised and snapped at something.

A paintbrush.

Murong Jiaoyan lost it.

Shen Yue yawned and moved his body lazily: "why, is his brain abnormal again?"

"Well, I know you are bored and regret being with me. Because I can't cook noodles, I scold my brain damage in my stomach. However, I'm generous and don't agree with you. Now, let you have a woodlouse and see what I really do. "

Murong Jiaoyan said, stepping on the stiletto heels, she came and slowly turned the drawing board over.

If you want to see Shen Yue, you will look at her with disdain.

Shen Yue was taken aback by just one look.

Boss Shen is such a qualified person, of course... He doesn't know western oil painting, traditional Chinese painting and so on.

But his sketch level is quite high.

He is a little proud of this.

When Ren Mingming saw the blood sucking bat he painted in his villa at Castle Peak, he immediately admired him, fell in love with him hopelessly, and finally became his woman

This is enough to prove that Shen Yue doesn't understand oil painting, but he has a good eye to distinguish between traditional Chinese painting and traditional Chinese painting.

He really didn't expect that brain disabled women would have such a high level of painting.

Her expertise in this area, even more than her appearance, but also let normal people surprise.

It can't be said that she is a master, but as long as she is willing to work hard for a few years, she will become a master.

Murong Jiaoyan painted Shen Yue.

Adopt realistic style, suddenly look, is the enlarged photo.

However, the painting was obviously not finished, so she couldn't wait to show it.

Without Shen Yue's consent, she painted him, and she was not afraid of the defendant's infringement of the right of portrait... All this is bullshit.

What makes Shen Yue even more angry is that she even regards him as "Sleeping Beauty".

Boss Shen's delicate body is lying on the sofa, with his left hand holding his cheeks. His eyes are slightly narrowed, and his mouth is filled with a mysterious smile. How can you look at it? How can you hate it.

This brain crippled girl, don't you know how to portray him as a hero?

It's not very demanding, just like Captain Meidi.

"Tear it off, tear it off, tear it off quickly."

Shen Yue doesn't want this painting to spread. He raises his hand to catch it.

Murong Jiao Yan is in time to avoid, proud smile: "can't tear. This painting is from my evening party. I want everyone to understand a fact through this painting. I'm Murong Jiaoyan, coming! "