153 No way back

I sent a text to senpai...-.- I yanked on the back of his shirt because last time I transported a object from hell to here I was holding onto it and it worked...it wasn't alive though so I wasn't to sure how this'd go but either way I don't really like touching guys unless it's a life and death ordeal and I gotta fight...fightings manly so that's fine but anything else is gross.

"Dude wtf?"

"No homo! It worked when I transported my wifefu figure here last week"

"One I'm alive two that's just sad man get yourself a girlfriend shouldn't be a problem you just banged a maid"

(He'll rip my dick off of I tell him the truth about me using my seductive mind powers on her won't he?)

*poof*

*I landed on my ass since I wasn't prepared for that sudden transport from senpai*

I quickly looked at my hand and realized that I was only able to transport his coat/jacket thing.

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"...didn't work quick send me back he probably needs this he only had a weeks worth of clothes in his duffle bag"

*lucifer sighed and face palmed*

"...I was afraid it would turn out like this but it was worth a shot at the very least"

* I looked around for a bit since this was actually a lot smaller then the shops office and that red leather couch was not within my eyesight*

"Hey labcoat were are we right now?"

I was promptly roundhouse kicked for not being respectful to him...even though technically he's on the same level as me so really I don't understand why he thinks he's of higher rank then me still...

"Nero's place...uh technically my fault they left I accidentally spilled the beans about Vergil being back Kyrie dragged him out because she wanted to meet her father in law. Anyway Luci did you think of a plan B?"

"Sadly no...unfortunately we'd need a godslayer to do the deed. Actually there was one in town for a few days but it seems that the godslayer disappeared literally out of this world I can't track its presence and I honestly have no idea where the fuck it went. The reason being as to why that'd be our best bet is because both gods and demons alike can have pacts with these things. Not to mention they can kill anything."

"...what if we send a angel?"

"Hon look how that worked out for me that shit won't do anything but trap that sad soul with your husband for a couple centuries"

"...but you just claimed that those things can make contracts with holy and non holy beings and here's the thing fallen angels are both"

*nocturne started clapping for boob senpai*

"You are correct but unfortunately that doesn't work why do you think I had the throne back when God was fuckin around with space dust?"

"...shitu your right wait archangel fallen angels migh-"

"Nope they get stuck there to black wings are hard to hide"

"Dude your in human form"

"...ok but still physically you can't get the fuck out here take the upside down bible and the right side up bible"

*threw both at her*

~in Morrison/Morgan free men's voice~

"It was at this moment he realized he fucked up"

*Being that lily can't use her powers and she's not as crazy strong as normal she just grunted and fell to the ground with the heavy ass bibles. Thankfully no tummys or demon baby's were hurt*

"Shit I forgot..."

"Senpa-"

"I can't feel my hands...."

*her hands are being crushed with to large bibles*

~to be continued~