46 'sCan'st code shit's

It was early in the morning to be honest I only came here to ask if Dante and lily wanted to go to a Halloween party on Friday. I still don't like the idea of having to ask my frickin uncle to this thing because it looks like a double date...Kyrie wants to bring lily with her because she wants to ask her to be a bridesmaid. I don't know weather Kyrie is doing this because Lily'sdating Dante or because we just don't know many people...0-0(my brain suddenly gets a image of all the dam girls being the bridesmaids for my wife...now I'm worried that trish and lady will dress slutty to the wedding.) as if her brother doesn't hate me enough now my family will leave a even worse impression on him if my gay aunts show up dressed like hookers.(I'm not even related to anyone but Dante why am I imprinting on everyone?) I shook it off I figured I'd spend some time checking out whatever was on this shady flash drive while I waited.*he grabbed a key that Dante had left out for him Dante had hidden it somewhere lily wouldn't have seen it just in case there was something on it that could subject her to any unwanted trauma. Not to mention Dante didn't want her to get tainted anymore by anyone other then him.

[shes a virgin still she's just a little warped personality wise hence the emphasis on tainted anymore part]

I picked it up from under my supposed grandmas picture he keeps on his desk*

(Jeez she's like a clone of trish)

[cough cough oh Nero if only you knew lol]

I unlocked the drawer of his desk and grabbed the flash drive. I picked up the laptop lily had left on the couch and plugged it in after closing out some anime she had been watching before. When I opened the drive up there was a locked video on the drive, a word doc with instructions and a very long code with zeros and ones. Aparentlly if I wanted to hear the message I had to decode the number thingy. I'm not good with numbers or codes so I tried a couple programs I knew that unlocked stuff without having to deal with the numbers. I tried every program under the sun and tried googling other things that would help me. After 4 and a half hours I didn't gain any progress. Lily and Dante came back down by this point.(uh shit she might get mad I'm using her stuff without permission)

Dante "find anything?"

Nero"nope I can't code shit"

Dante "...shit none of us are good at numbers"

Nero"...lil-"

Lily"never finished high school"

Nero"...what's school like?"

Lily"...you guys don't have school here?"

Nero"nope"

Lily"...dam lucky you aren't missing much but then again I was....never mind"

{she had been bullied by both children and adults most of the time when she was at school she also suffered from emotional and physical abuse when she was at her home.}

Nero"what do yo-ow"

Dante punched me in the stomach when I tried to ask lily for details.

lily"...please don't look at porn on my computer"

I have no idea what made her come to that conclusion after she saw Dante punch me in the stomach.

Dante "you can't ether Nero block that stuff"

Nero"...while I'm blocking dirty stuff wanna go to a Halloween party Friday?"

Dante(Jesus no to many things that will make me horny)

"Lets pa-"

{referring to slutty dresses women)

Lily "yes I can make cosplay for everyone"

Nero"...I already got my normal clothes I'm not dressing up...because I like not looking like a man hoe"

Lily stares at him with a confused face until it clicks about a minute later.

"....oh so like mean girls"

Nero"yeah it's one of those"

lily"...I don't have sexy clothes...dan-"

*he places his hand over her mouth*

Dante "block mean girls and hell no"

Nero"...I figured but the wife told me to ask"

Dante "...stop lewding lily"

Nero opened his mouth but then closed it thinking it was best not to say whatever he had been thinking of. After blocking porn stuff and mean girls on Lily's computer he left.