Chapter 340

"You have a big heart..."

Looking at Lu Ming who has started to wash vegetables and cook, he Xie sighed.

Dangdang

Lu Ming was cutting vegetables. He couldn't hear clearly. He asked loudly, "what's the matter, brother? What's big? "

"Cut your food."

"OK, brother! Hey, brother, you distilled the steamed bread. " Lu mingtou shouted without looking back.

And call me?

He Xie sighed, I was dignified

Forget it, come on.

How do you feel like living a small life?

Lu Ming is going to show his skill today. He not only cut a piece of meat, but also bought a crucian carp. At present, he is scraping the fish scales with a pair of scissors by the side of the pool.

Of course, the work in hand did not delay his boasting.

"I'll tell you, brother, I just want to do construction. Otherwise, with my craft, major hotels can't rush to get it?" Lu Ming took a pool of water and washed the scraped fish in the water. "Alas, it's a pity for my cooking! If you don't want to, what can you do? I can only sigh that there is one missing in the world - hey? "

Lu Ming suddenly screamed and fished out a net ball from the water.

"Hey? Hey? What is this? " Lu Ming stared in disbelief, "where did this come from?"

He Xie's eyes were attracted and glanced, and he was stunned.

What Lu Ming is holding in his hand is a bath flower!

Pink bath flowers!

He Xie checked the whole room after he came in yesterday. He was sure that there was absolutely no such thing in Lu Ming's room before.

Although he Xie's look remained unchanged, he was alert at once. He looked around and walked to Lu Ming.

"Look, brother!" Lu Ming handed the bath flower in his hand to He Xie and looked confused. "It's strange. Where did it come out?"

He Xie sniffed and faintly smelled the fragrance of shower gel on the bath flower. He looked carefully and found a curly hair on the bath flower.

“……”

He Xie didn't stretch out his hand to pick up this thing. Nunu said, "put the water in the pool."

"Water?" Although Lu Ming was puzzled, he still did it.

The water in the pool was quickly emptied, and the pool was clean. Only one fish, which had been ripped, lay quietly at the bottom of the pool, turning over the dead fish's eyes.

That's not right.

He Xie looked back at Lu Ming: "where are the scales you scraped out?"

Lu Ming was stunned and looked blankly at He Xie: "yes, where are the fish scales?"

Gudu gudu

Suddenly, the white foam appeared at the mouth of the water, and soon the foam flooded the bottom of the pool.

"Hey?" Lu Ming exclaimed in surprise, "is the water blocked? The scales are leaking? It's impossible! "

Lu Ming squats down to check the water, but he Xie doesn't think it's a water problem.

The white foam as like as two peas on the bath before it comes up.

This doesn't make sense when the water is blocked.

He looked at the bubbles and looked thoughtful.

Hyperspace?

"The water is not blocked..." Lu Ming stood up again. "Forget it, brother, sit down and I'll cook."

He Xie pointed to the bath flower in his hand: "throw this thing away quickly, and wash the fish again."

"Don't worry, brother. Sit down quickly!" Lu Ming said with a smile.

He Xie didn't sit down, but continued to wander around the room and check it carefully.

Soon, he found the anomaly.

He had just distilled four steamed buns in the pot, but now he opened the lid and the steamed buns were gone. Instead, a lace woman's pajamas!

He Xie picked up his pajamas with two fingers and frowned. He suddenly heard a Zizi sound from one side.

Turning around, I saw a glass cup, and suddenly inexplicably began to produce more milky liquid.

He looked from the past - shower gel.

And the shower gel in the cup is increasing. This time he Xie saw clearly that these shower gels were born out of thin air!

"Interesting." He Xie smiled.

2017.

Gu Xiaojiao stood up from the bathtub and looked at the shiny things hanging on his head and body - fish scales!

She twirled one of them, leaned up to her nose and smelled it. The fishy smell was pungent.

She rowed down the water with her feet and found that the original clean bath water had become muddy blood at some time.

"Ah!"

This made Gu Xiaojiao sick. He hurried out of the bathtub, quickly opened the shower head and rubbed himself up.

She couldn't understand where the scales came from. How could a good bath water suddenly turn into blood?

Am I actually a mermaid? Now I'm going to change?

She rubbed her body hard while thinking, but when she wanted to use the shower gel to remove the fishy smell, she couldn't press it out.

Shake the bottle, there are still a lot in it, but she pressed it for three minutes and didn't press a drop!

Gu Xiaojiao was so angry that he felt that nothing was right. He simply rubbed his body with soap and then washed it with water.

But when she picked up the bath towel to clean her body, something strange happened again.

On the shelf where she hung her bath towel, there were four steaming steamed buns!

Gu Xiaojiao suddenly widened his eyes and suddenly felt a little hairy in his heart.

Where did you get the steamed bread?

She looked down - not this, the quantity is wrong

Next, both Lu Ming in 1998 and Gu Xiaojiao in 2017 realized what is really incredible and what is really collapse!

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao blew her hair with a hair dryer, but what came out was pepper noodles, which immediately choked her tears; In 1998, Lu Ming tried to pour a jar of pepper noodles into the pot. All the in the bottle were poured out, but he couldn't even get one into the pot.

In 1998, Lu Ming began to fry celery and meat. He poured the meat into the pot with his backhand and just flipped it twice with a shovel. As a result, the greasy meat in the pot turned into a pile of black head ropes and tendons in the blink of an eye, which scared Lu Ming to throw out all the pot and shovel!

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao wanted to tie up her hair. When she just picked up the glass jar with the head rope, she suddenly felt a little hot. When she turned her head, she found that she had packed a jar of colorful head rope, which had become a glass bottle of half cooked and greasy pork!

Gu Xiaojiao opens her lipstick. There is a celery in the lipstick. Open the cover of the moisturizing cream. There are still a few celery in it. She unbelievably checked all the cosmetics and was horrified to find that all the bottles and cans were filled with celery!

Gu Xiaojiao cried "wow" on the spot.

Lu Ming looked at the celery on the chopping board and turned it into a pile of colorful liquid. He tilted his head and couldn't understand. Trembling, he said, "brother, do you think our house is haunted?"

He Xie sighed: "Xiao Lu, you are too tired and have hallucinations. How much wine did you drink yesterday?"

"Really?" Lu Ming looked at He Xie and trembled fiercely, "brother, is it really an illusion?"

"Really!" He patted him on the shoulder. "Don't think about it, Xiao Lu."

Lu Ming pointed to the colorful and fragrant liquid on the chopping board: "brother, what are these?"

"Celery, what's the matter?" He Xie asked in surprise.

Pop!

Lu Ming slapped himself hard.

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao drank a piece of crucian carp from the newly opened iced coke and completely collapsed.