CH 27

Because Gu Wei deliberately whispered gently, it sounded rather provocative. It tickled Jiang Xun’s heart and excited… a certain part of his body. As for Gu Wei, he was looking forward to Jiang Xun’s answer, so he subconsciously leaned even closer to Jiang Xun – his head was almost pillowed to the older man’s shoulder. 

However, Jiang Xun continued to stay silent. 

“Ge?” Gu Wei urged, and added thoughtfully, “ah, it’s okay, you can send your answer via WeChat instead. Think long and hard about it, mkay?” 

Jiang Xun also didn’t reply this time. Instead, Gu Wei was caught off-guard by Jiang Xun’s arm wrapping around his body. 

The youth was being pressed down to sit nicely on Jiang Xun’s lap. They were face-to-face, but because Gu Wei was shorter than Jiang Xun, his face was facing Jiang Xun’s neck area instead. Before he could react in time, he smelled the clear, comforting scent of Jiang Xun’s perfume.

Then, Jiang Xun raised his hand and firmly slapped his butt.

Gu Wei: “…”

Why was he spanked?? 

Jiang Xun didn’t seem to have such a big reaction when his lie about being a fan was exposed.

“Y-you, reaction meme, you hit me?” Gu Wei raised his head, looked at Jiang Xun above him, and asked in disbelief.

“Because my little wife is being disobedient again,” Jiang Xun asked, “come on, think about where you went wrong?”

Gu Wei was really confused about his actions – he was rather inexperienced in the matter of the flesh, so he didn’t think that his demeanour could be seen as flirtatious. Jiang Xun knew of this, so he could only “teach” him a little. 

However, Jiang Xun was being too subtle. Gu Wei didn’t get it. 

Instead, what Gu Wei thought was– 

“Size?” Gu Wei asked, “if… er.. Your size is just… so-so, you can still send me a We Ch—” 

Jiang Xun slapped him again.

“Wrong. You don’t understand?” 

Gu Wei: “…”

His assistant, Mu Yue, was still listening to rock music with her earphones plugged in, and didn’t know what happened in the back row. Jiang Xun’s driver fully concentrated on driving, so he also turned a deaf ear to the movement in the back row.

“Can’t figure it out?” Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei shook his head.

“Think about it yourself, what you asked me just now.” Jiang Xun reminded, and added a warning to the squirmy youth, “don’t move around. You’re still on my lap.”

Gu Wei: “…” He no longer dared to move around.

Hm… What did he ask Jiang Xun just now?

His type, his preference in “play”, and his… size? 

He suddenly understood. 

When Jiang Xun put it like that, he realized that those three questions do sound rather ambiguous. 

Especially considering there was this whole engagement thing between the two of them. 

Seeing that Gu Wei was at a loss for words, Jiang Xun said, “have you figured it out?”

Gu Wei tugged at Jiang Xun’s cuff, blushed slightly, and nodded.

“Based on what you said just now.” Jiang Xun said, “can I understand that you are…begging me to ravish you in bed.”

“I…” realization finally sank in, making Gu Wei confused as to how to explain himself, “I didn’t… “

Those words were indeed, easily misunderstood as having a double meaning.

No wonder the reaction meme is angry.

“Then, why are you asking me this?” Jiang Xun asked.

“About this,” Gu Wei regained his energy and finally found his words, “I want to hire a professional for that subscription thing. I’m… unable to do it myself, and a pro will definitely give you the biggest comfort and pleasure and…” 

Jiang Xun: “…” 

They fell into another chicken-and-duck conversation again? 

If they would get married one day, he really needed to teach this little idol well.

“Did you say those words only to me?” Jiang Xun asked.

Gu Wei: “Of course.”

Jiang Xun nodded, his expression relaxed a little, “will you ask others about this in the future?”

“Absolutely not,” Gu Wei shook his head quickly.

It seemed that only Jiang Xun had heard Gu Wei’s wild words so far. 

Good. It was still salvageable.

Gu Wei didn’t know why, ever since that fateful late-night engagement call with his father, things between him and Jiang Xun became this crazy mess. 

“Gu Weiwei, what have you been thinking about all day long?” Jiang Xun helped Gu Wei sit properly, not on his lap, “how many ‘surprises’ do you want to give me, huh?”

Gu Wei’s voice was soft with embarrassment, “…could it be… that the ‘yearly subscription’ you talked about was… with me?” 

The chicken and the duck finally talked in the same language. 

Jiang Xun rubbed the center of his brows, feeling a burgeoning headache incoming,  “Gu Weiwei, in your heart, you only thought of escaping. That’s why you misinterpreted it to that extent.”

Gu Wei thought for a while. The matter of dissolving their engagement flashed in his mind, but he didn’t dare to mention it out loud. 

Jiang Xun said he was always trying to escape, but was he really running away?

As for the engagement, he really… wasn’t that resistant about it now. 

Would Jiang Xun think the same as him?

“You’re the one who teased me first, so go find a way to solve it,” Jiang Xun said, “when you’re home, think hard and reflect on it.” 

The car stopped downstairs at Gu Wei’s company.

“Ge, I promise not to cause trouble next time,” Gu Wei changed to a more common apology.

“You somehow always make trouble,” Jiang Xun didn’t believe this nonsense anymore. Then, he had an idea. With a wolfish grin, he pressed Gu Wei on the side of the seat, lowered his head and said fiercely in his ear, “anyway, the touch on your hand… feels pretty good. You can make ‘trouble’ for me next time too, I can’t wait to taste it again.” 

“You…” Gu Wei blushed and wanted to immediately flee, “Jiang Xun…you are a big hooligan.” 

The SUV drove away, and Mu Yue finally took off her earphones. Seeing Gu Wei’s weird demeanour, she asked,  “what’s the matter, Weiwei? Jiang Xun specially gave us a ride, he is very nice, isn’t he?”

Gu Wei: “…”

Leaving the delicate environment in the car, he finally felt the cold autumn wind blowing. The jarring difference gave him a moment of clarity. He was… rather rude, wasn’t he? Jiang Xun gave him a ride, but he called him a hooligan in return.

Besides, it was indeed his fault at first. 

Will Jiang Xun be angry with him? 

After all, the older man really did care for him. He let Gu Wei sleep peacefully on his lap all morning. 

Gu Wei really needed to properly apologize.

He opened Chi Yunkai’s WeChat again–

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: Mooncake, I made someone angry, what should I do?

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Is it someone important to you? If yes, then do your best in coaxing them.

‘He is important to me,’ Gu Wei thought. 

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: How to coax?

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: You’re asking the right man! Simple, find an opportunity such as a birthday, holiday or something, then give them a gift. Don’t forget to say lots of good things to them as well. Nobody hates a sincere praise. 

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: Got it.

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: CutieBlush.jpg

Gu Wei opened Jiang Xun’s Weibo, followed it, flipped through the homepage, and showed a smile of victory.

Coincidentally, the meme’s birthday happens to be next week.