CH 7

Chapter 7 and 8 both only have ~700 and ~800 words respectively, so I’ll upload them at the same time.

The amount of information was overwhelming, it made Gu Wei so frightened that the melon seeds and peanuts he was holding dropped all over the floor.

“Look at how shaken you are,” Luo Chenxuan said, “leave it alone, I’ll clean it up for you later.”

Gu Wei stared at the three messages on WeChat. After a brief moment of hesitation, he chose Chi Yunkai first.

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: Mooncake, you mean the primary school student didn’t add me?

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Yes, I think so. His profile picture is a potted cactus. As for his name, I don’t quite remember… wait, let me check first.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Ah that’s right, his name is “The Past will Never Return”.

[Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: [contact information]

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: …

Gu Wei: “…”

Gu Wei was a person with good temper, so now he was not angry– 

But still.

Where on earth did a potted cactus profile picture be considered childish? 

Where the hell did Chi Yunkai find this brat with this kind of veteran cadre’s style of name??

“The Past will Never Return” was considered childish? How the fuck. 

Gu Wei clicked on the contact’s profile page. The brat’s signature was about some poetic line about the Yangtze River. 

No, seriously. Where in the world did Chi Yunkai find such brat with this kind of sensibility?

Maybe he was wrong about how wild this business was. The wild one was Chi Yunkai instead.

Gu Wei rubbed his eyes and continued to think.

The problem now was that the cactus kid didn’t contact him. Instead, it was someone else with a Pikachu profile picture. Even worse, they chatted enthusiastically all night.

The question was: Who was this Pikachu guy?

Who on earth did he enthusiastically promote the power leveling service all night, to the point of Gu Wei coaxing him with “dearie”?

He now had a vague premonition. A foreboding one.

Gu Wei quitted the chat with Chi Yunkai, and clicked on his father’s instead.

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: HeavyHeart.jpg.

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: Dad, please send me the WeChat contact information of the  engagement partner you mentioned so I can take a look.

[Gu Cai]: Huh?

[Gu Cai]: Let me ask Auntie Song.

[Gu Cai]: [contact information]

Gu Wei: “…”

The WeChat contact information sent by his dad was… of a Pikachu profile picture. With a very, very familiar name: One Hundred Thousand Volts. 

Gu Wei now felt like this was the feeling of dying from sheer mortification. 

If… if the person who added him was, in fact, his prospective fiancé of all people… then… what the fuck did they talked about last night?? 

Truly, this was the poster child of a chicken-and-duck conversation1two people talking about different things at the same time. A chicken and a duck spoke different language, right, so they cannot have a cohesive conversation with each other… 

Gu Wei wanted to cry but the tears didn’t shed.

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: Didn’t I ask you to cancel it?

[Gu Cai]: When did you say that?

Of course the drunkard didn’t remember. 

[Please Give Me Money If You Love Me]: Forget it, can you just tell me what his name is?

Gu Wei decided that the best course of action was to quickly apologize to the other party.

[Gu Cai]; Hey, I remember his name this time.

[Gu Cai]: He’s called Jiang Xun. The guy who won the world championship in some game competition. I think you youngsters should know him. Young people nowadays like this type of person, right? 

[Gu Cai]; What’s the matter with you? You even got into the hot search together without even knowing his name? I just heard that from Auntie Song.

[Gu Cai]: How about it, is Jiang Xun a nice person?

[Gu Cai]: Hello? Gu Wei? Where did you go?

[Gu Cai]: This child… How can you disappear while chatting?

Gu Wei: “…”

Gu Wei: “…………..”

What the hell?

Jiang Xun?

Was it… was it Jiang Xun of all people… who he called “dearie”??? 

if I were Gu Wei I would simply perish.

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