CH 17

Chapter 17: I'll Show You The True Popular Guy's College Life (Trembling Voice)

TL: Akabane

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After my second period class, my wife immediately stared at me with a smile on her face. I guess she wants me to ask her out to lunch. I really want an excuse to say no. In fact, I am very much afraid of the eyes of those around me. Today was a common lecture in the engineering department, so the ratio of men in this classroom was extremely high. They are all staring at my wife, waiting for an opportunity. Mashiba, a girl of the savage type who could be an excuse to refuse, walked out of the classroom with a smile on her face like a maiden at the same time the bell rang. She is really useless. I was in a helpless situation when I received an incoming call on my phone. The name "Shigeyoshi Kuramata" was displayed. I immediately picked up the phone.

||  "Yo! Kanata! Are you free right now?"

What I hear from the phone is that senior to whom I gave my selfie virginity at the entrance ceremony. One of the most influential people on campus who is the number three and treasurer of the largest event circle at our university. Everyone turns the treasurer upside down and calls him Kekai-senpai, which is a friendly way of saying "Senpai."

"Yes! I'm soooo bored! Wooooo!"

||  "You're super energetic! That's great! Hahaha! Come to the Tagichi dormitory right now! I baked a pizza! Come eat it! Hahahaha!"

The Tagichi dormitory is an autonomous student dormitory on campus. It is a nice place to stay for super cheap, but strictly speaking, it is in violation of various laws. The university wants to tear it down, but due to various resistance from students, alumni, and even professors who used to live there, they still can't do it.

"Wooooo! I'm going super! I'm going to Mach!"

||  "Oh. I'll be waiting for you!"

And then the phone hangs up, and I smile.

"Sorry! The senior called me! I've been called! I have to go, right? I guess so?"

I was in a great mood. Being personally invited by Kekai-senpai means that I've become quite the favorite. My youth is about to shine.

"Then take me with you. You said something about pizza! I want some too!"

Wow. Did she listen to our conversation?

"But I'm the only one who got invited."

"Eh, cheapskate! That's good! I want pizza too!"

She's a goner. It was the first round of the world. This woman was not a selfish woman. But sometimes she was very stubborn and stubborn. Of course, I have never won. But I was a student now. I had confidence that I could win.

"Hey, hey. Think about it. Until the other day, you were eating with the guys in your department, right? Then why don't you expand it to the engineering department this time?"

My wife said something like that a while ago. It's a kind of deep-frying.

"You know, people in the engineering department are going to be in lectures together a lot in the future. There will be experimental training and such, so you might as well get to know them while you still can, don't you think?"

"Umm...hmm. You're right."

"There are not many girls in the engineering department. You should try holding a girls' party or something. You can do it! Fight!"

"Ah, you're right. I'll try that!"

My wife seemed convinced and immediately walked over to the nearest girl. She seemed to forget about the pizza in an instant. Kuhkuh. I quickly left the lecture hall and headed for the Tagichi dormitory.

I did it!

I've finally shake off my nightmares!

The Tagichi dormitory is located at the edge of the campus. The men's and women's dorms were built facing each other, with a plaza in between. There was a DJ booth in the plaza where our students, both male and female, were dancing the day away. I passed by the DJ booth and headed for the corner of the plaza near the men's dormitory. There was a BBQ booth at the end of the square. There, students were grilling meat and vegetables. Among them, a brick oven stood out. A pizza oven. This oven was not installed by the university, but by students who built it on their own. Originally, the Tagichi Dormitory was a prestigious dormitory with a long history and tradition, but it turned out to be a free-range place. Sometimes they have parties here. I didn't fit in at all in the first round, but now it's different. I am growing up.

"Whoa! You're here, Kanata! Great timing! The cheese is so melty! It's really good! Hahahaha!"

"Yes! Thanks for the food!"

A sofa was placed near the pizza oven. A man was occupying it. That man was Kekai-senpai, the one who had invited me here. He was dressed in boxer briefs and sandals. His upper body was an aloha shirt with the front open. What kind of outfit is that?

"Kei-kun. Want another one?"

"Oh! Of course I'll have one."

"Then open your mouth. Ahn~!"

And then there was the woman who was dressed badly in a circle. She was just wearing a big men's shirt over her underwear. Her big cleavage is normally visible. I almost philosophized, "Is that a good way to dress outside my boyfriend's room?" The woman, a beautiful woman with long, wavy hair that looked like she belonged in Minato-ku, sat on Kekai-senpai's lap and brought a freshly baked pizza to his mouth.

"Yum! Kanata, you eat it too! You can take as much as you want from the oven! And here! Magic elixir!"

He took a can of beer out of the cold case he kept by the couch and tossed it in my direction. I caught it, toasted my senpai, and then quickly opened the pull tab and took a sip.

"Oh no, it works! That was a tough second period!"

I'm so tired, mainly because of my wife, and the beer is so good!

"Right! Haha!"

Kekai-senpai also gulps down a beer.

"Hey, hey, Kei-kun."

"What's up, Kirin-chan?"

The woman in the men's shirt seems to be named Kirin. Is it her real name or her nickname? I was curious.

"Who is this Hollywood-style bad-looking guy?"

"He's my junior. His name is Kanata. He's a good guy!"

"Oh, really?

A woman brings a can of beer toward me. I also approached her and toasted her.

"Are you Kekai-senpai's girlfriend?"

"No, I'm not."

Apparently it's not normal. As a former "shady" person, this is where I have a little trouble fitting in. At parties for people in college and above, there are men and women who are flirting with each other even though they are not lovers. It's quite a culture shock for someone like me who has little experience with women.

"I got taken home yesterday!"

I got an even more shocking response. What do you mean...? Take home...?

"...Uh...yeah...is that so...?"

"Yeah. I met him yesterday at a party at a club in Shibuya. We were talking about how we wanted to have the most ridiculous sex, and we f*cked on top of that clock tower! The view was so beautiful and it was so much fun doing something wrong. Fufufu."

"On that clock tower? Up there?"

The clock tower is often featured in our Komaba campus brochure. You f*cked on top of it? You're an idiot, aren't you?

"He's an idiot, aren't he. Surprise! Sogawa University is a smart university even though everyone is a bit flirtatious, right? Are you a failed student? Ufufu."

"What are you talking about? I have so many credits that I'm sharing them with other students! Kuhaha!"

Kekai-senpai laughs heartily.

"You're so smart, huh? You're so kind to share your credits with others!"

Kirin-san pats Kekai-senpai's head while saying, "That's very kind of you!" What is this silly scene? Credits can't be shared with others. And the name of the university is different. It's like Kirin-san isn't a college student.

"Sogawa University? No, we are not Sogawa University."

I unintentionally made a comment. It's strange to have a different university from our University.

"Eh? But this place is close to Shibuya, right? I got there by cab, but it was just a short ride, right? Sogawa University is in Shibuya, right? Then where is this place?"

I didn't think there were women who didn't even know where they were taken home! Is this how bad it is to be a true rear ender?

"This is the Imperial Capital University."

"Eh? That Kodai? Isn't the Imperial Capital University the one in Korakuen? I've seen it from the bus! The big red gate!"

"That's the Hongo campus, where 3rd and 4th year students go. This is the Komaba campus, where first and second year students go."

Kirin-san rolled her eyes in surprise.

"Really? I didn't know that. So Kanata-kun is a Kodai student? Wanna go to a party sometime? There are so many cute girls in my junior year! I'm sure the juniors will be happy!"

Kirin-san is cackling innocently. And the man she is kneeling on, Kekai-senpai, is laughing with a kukuku.

"I mean, Kekai-senpai there is also a Kodai student."

"Eh? Really? Kei-kun too? But but! Yesterday, Kei-Kun had sex with me in a lot of really stupid positions! It felt good, but I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! I'm pretty sure he's not a Kodai student! He was so stupid!"

"Gyahaha! Stop it! Don't expose my sexuality to my juniors! Gyahahahaha!"

Kekai-senpai was laughing his head off. And I ended up laughing at their silly conversation, too. Then, after laughing for a while, I picked up the pizza and ate it with a crunch. The melted cheese and the rich tomato sauce were violently delicious. But.

"Senpai, this is good, but isn't there any ingredients?"

"Hmm? This is that thing! A man's dream! It's a cheese-only pizza! Instead, I put ten kinds of cheese on it! Hahahaha!"

The pizza was also the product of stupidity. Oh, man, it's really great!

"You're a romantic, senior! Uke! Hahahaha!"

We were having a great time and laughing ourselves silly when the music the DJ was playing changed. Women in shorts and tank tops so short you could see their navels ascended the stage that had been set up in the middle of the plaza.

"That one's good. Those are the dance circle guys. They dance erotically!"

"Oh, by the way, Kei-kun was dancing his hips yesterday, too. That was really stupid! Like this!"

Kirin-san stood on the couch and swung her hips back and forth. Her white shirt was rolled up, revealing a glimpse of her black pants.

"Hey! I can see them!"

Not only me, but the boys around me were staring at it.

"Oh no. They saw me, handsome!"

"You! Show them more! Gyahaha! Don't be stingy! Here, here!"

Kekai-senpai also stands on the sofa and begins the mysterious act of picking at Kirin-san's shirt and rolling it up.

"Kei-kun's sex! Kyahahaha."

The two of them were playing with each other on the sofa in a silly tension. And the men around them clasped their hands together and looked at them with bloodshot eyes. What pity for these men, swaying between jealousy and eroticism! What a stupid spectacle indeed! It's inexcusable! One day, when I get a girlfriend, I'll do it! I vowed to myself. Then the music started to pick up and cheers began to echo from the stage.

"Kyaaa! Oh, Milan!"

"Milan! Turn around!"

"Milan! Milan!"

Amongst the men and women who were having a good time, there was one group of women who stood out from the crowd. They were clad in potholders and half-clothes with the word "Milan" written on them.

"Who are you pushing for? ...No...is it obvious to everyone...!"

Among the dancers, there was a woman who stood out from the crowd. An incredibly beautiful woman with silver hair and red eyes. From the front, her hair looked like it was in a short bob. But when I shook my head, I saw that she had her hair pulled back in a ponytail. I got the impression that she was somewhat neutral. There is something about her that is hard to describe with the word "tomboy."

""""Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Milan! Milan!!!""""

Eventually, voices begin to rise from the men. The silver-haired woman must be that Milan. She had the eyes of the audience glued to her. To be honest, I don't think her dancing technique itself is so different from those around her. However, her dignified expression and her body movements that contradict the dignified expression and the body movements that contradict the dignified expression and the body movements that contradict the dignified expression. And her beautiful body line. The combination of all these things gives me a sensual sensation that makes me sob. If it is said in short words.

"Emotional and erotic."

That's right. Every movement of her body, which is called "Milan," stirs up my emotions. She is so emo. And it makes you feel elated and lustful.

"Oh! Kanata, you know what you're doing! Misaki is seriously badass! Seriously erotic!"

He said Misaki about Milan. That didn't seem like a misstatement, did it?

"Erotic! Emoeeeee!!! Something's wrong with you, Kei-chan! I'm getting hot just looking at that silver-haired girl! ...Hey..."

"Oh! I know, I know!"

Kekai-senpai hugs Kirin-san like a princess.

"Kyan! I'm already a big girl! Uh-huh."

The two were making out as they entered the boys' dormitory. Yeah! They're going to f*ck in the middle of the day? This is the college life of a true realist?! I thought to myself, I'm going to follow Kekai-senpai for the rest of my life. Then the music ended and the dance ended again. There were loud cheers and applause, and the dance circle pulled straight back toward the women's dormitory. The crowd was talking about Milan. Then it happened.

"Hey, freshman there. Where's Kuramata?"

A guy with a dark-skinned, glassy-eyed glasses who must have been a senior student and a group of his juniors came up to me. They have a somehow not-so-good vibe. Kekai-senpai, is happily flirting with a beautiful woman. He's having fun flirting with beautiful women, but I'm irritated with a guy? That's too much! I wanted to shout that from my heart.