CH 21.1

“Kitty is learning from Lei Feng, deeply hiding your merits and name. Congratulations to kitty, for completing the quest in an unexpected way, you’ve obtained 20 achievements points.”

“Congratulations to kitty, you’ve taken a firm step in the Healing Cat System’s long marching road.”

Bai Xia Xia: “…” Stop complimenting me, the old monkey grandpa is coming to settle accounts.

Sigh, monkeys giving away merch was something that couldn’t be obtained, Cat borrowed merch and was happy for a moment, but the ‘no money to pay back merch’ crematorium[1] is here now.

Pocket’s empty, Cat is flustered.

She was very afraid of the old monkey taking a huge bite, giving her a high-interest loan.

A snub-nosed monkey’s average life expectancy is of 16-18 years, the old monkey that had skin folds on its face was sitting on a very tall tree branch; the tree that it was occupying was one of the few tallest trees in this dense forest.

With its right foreleg pressing on its hindleg, it was using a squatting posture that monkeys were in habitually, scratching its itchiness.

Bai Xia Xia very tactfully refused the old monkey’s invitation to groom each other, this seemed to be a greeting that monkeys from the same troop used to express friendship.

It was like when people native to Beijing asked: “Have you eaten?”

“I’ve!”

“Ji, ji, ji, ji~”

Two light yellow baby monkeys jumped over from the next tree branch one after another, the small monkey that was a bit larger buzzed around, it was happily hugging something and climbed to the side of the old monkey.

This small monkey’s appearance had just grown more prominent, its arms hung straight across its chest, its claws were covered by fluffy fur, and its beautiful, round eyes that were like black pearls turned left and right.

Its dexterous long tail fluffily hung down from the tree branch, when it was standing still, it especially looked like a delicate snub-nosed monkey doll that was meticulously made, even when the kitty saw it, it wanted to hug and kiss it, “Ji, ji, ji!” The monkey’s dark, moist eyes were looking at Bai Xia Xia.

“Is it for me?”

“Ji, ji!” The small bundle of a monkey held up with both hands a drink that was served in dried fruit husks.

The dried fruit husk was the skin of a certain wild fruit that had been dried under the sun, Bai Xia Xia had never seen it, it seemed like tangerine skin from touch, but it also had a suppleness that tangerine skin did not have. It should have been carefully sorted out, it was filled with green juice, there was a faint smell of a sweet wild fruit aroma, and it appeared to be a beverage related to fruits.

The livelihood of monkeys was better than hers, Bai Xia Xia had nested in Cuilian Mountain for a big half of the year, yet she had never drunk a mouthful of fruit juice until now.

Milk did not count.

With her right paw holding the juice, she took advantage to touch the extremely beautiful and exquisite small monkey.

The small monkey even lowered its head to let Bai Xia Xia touch, it was so obedient… Bai Xia Xia’s paw held the small monkey’s ear, the monkey’s ear was covered by long fur, and only a bit of its outline was exposed.

This small monkey was indescribably pretty, its fluffy fur was clean and smooth, and a pinch of white fur in the corner of its mouth was like a small mustache.

Its big eyes were beady, dark, bright, and clean.

“You’re so pretty.” Bai Xia Xia’s paw touched along the fur of the gorgeous small monkey; she did not encounter any tangled furballs. It was incomparably smooth, like she was touching silk and satin, silky smooth until the end.

The small monkey shyly lowered its head, it excitedly rubbed its two hands on its legs: “Re-really?”

The kitty nodded, “Then does kitty think that, for a monkey that’s as beautiful as me, there’ll be a female monkey that’ll be willing to raise me for sure… right?” The small monkey rubbed over, its dexterous tail encircled the kitty, surrounding her just right, not making the kitty hate it, and very appropriately expressed its thirst to be close; it used round eyes that expected recognition to stare at Bai Xia Xia.

The cute animal was so soft that even a human’s heart would melt down, the small monkey was sitting gently and reservedly, its aura of a prince among monkeys was in full force.

For a moment, Bai Xia Xia lost her rationality from the cuteness, and she almost blurted: Don’t worry even if there’s no female monkey, I’ll raise you ah!

“Stupid monkey, you want make me die from anger!” The comfortable and lazy old monkey was not waving its tail anymore, it did not keep acting profound. It did not hum tunes that were messy and out of tune anymore, its content and soft large tail was like a nimble snake, curled up like a tornado, and then firmly locked up the small monkey like a chain.

It hung the monkey upside down on the tree, with its head towards the ground, and its feet towards the sky.

The calm and relaxed old monkey had lost its unperturbed attitude, its fur was bristling.

With its fur standing on end from anger, the monkey’s dark face could compare with the bear: “You’re male, male, male!”

The small snub-nosed monkey’s two feet was locked by the big tail, it dangled back and forth like a swing.

The sparse snub-nosed monkeys in the surroundings that were grooming each other or lazily bathing under the sun turned their heads, waiting to watch the scene.

Bai Xia Xia clearly saw from across a family that was made of some monkeys; the mother monkey brought to the top two excited small monkeys that were chattering, as if they were making it convenient to watch the bustling in the closest distance.

They even extended out their fingers, pointing right at the dangling small monkey and giggling nonstop.

Bai Xia Xia …maybe, loving to watch gossip from the same species, is something that exists in the genes inside the bones of all living things.

The very beautiful small snub-nosed monkey kicked out its legs, unwilling to submit, “Just because I’m male I can’t look good? Just now, the kitty complemented me.”

Bai Xia Xia …m-monkey beauty trap? I became the favorable evidence that is being listed out?

The bad monkey kid was not obedient, the old monkey hatefully glared at Bai Xia Xia.

Bai Xia Xia silently shrunk her paws, reducing her presence: …Cat is innocent!

Translator’s comments:

That little monkey is going to be very successful in its plans in the future lol.

Translator’s notes:

[1] The word ‘crematorium’ in China can be used to express doing something with no dignity and regardless of the means. It’s mostly used as ‘chasing wife crematorium’ where a male lead who treated the female lead very badly in the beginning regrets his past actions and starts chasing her without dignity and using all means possible. In this case, Bai Xia Xia means that she’ll have to return her debt in any way possible, disregarding her dignity.