CH 75

*Chapter title is a spoiler so it’s at the end

When Lu Shi answered the phone, his tone was still a little angry, “Why are you calling me?”

Lu Zheng knew from his tone that he should have just quarreled with Shi Huanchuan. Lu Zheng had been asking people to keep an eye on Lu Shi. He also knew how Lu Shi and Shi Huanchuan got along. Basically, Lu Shi unilaterally made trouble unreasonably, and Shi Huanchuan worked hard without complaint.

Lu Zheng kept his breath steady and tried to keep his voice calm. “How have you been studying lately?”

Lu Shi snorted coldly: “Don’t you know how to check? You check it yourself. You already know my grades, yet you still come to ask me. Don’t you just want to scold me?”

Lu Zheng pressed the center of his brows, “Don’t be so aggressive. I’m talking to you nicely can’t you call me brother?”

Lu Shi said: “I used to call you but you didn’t cherish it. Now I don’t call you and you want me to call? In your dreams!

Lu Zheng: “…”

Lu Zheng changed the subject and asked, “You’re not staying at the house I’ve arranged for you?”

Lu Shi was a little irritable, “It’s too big. I don’t feel comfortable living there.”

Lu Zheng: “…Then where do you live?”

Lu Shi muttered, “I’ve rented a house with someone and live in someone else’s house.”

Lu Zheng took a breath and said, “And Shi Huanchuan?”

Lu Shi was startled, “Are you spying on me?”

Lu Zheng thought that his IQ had improved a bit, “You don’t live in the place I arranged for you. I’m concerned about you, what’s wrong with looking into it?”

Lu Shi wasn’t angry. It’s better to check him out than to really ignore him. He has a bad mouth, but in his heart he doesn’t really want Lu Zheng to ignore him. Nevertheless, he still has a bad mouth, “It’s none of your business. You’re violating my *** rights. Even if you’re my brother, you can’t do that. Stop investigating me. I have my own life. I can live wherever I want.”

Lu Zheng didn’t want to talk nonsense with him, so he said to Lu Shi: “You live with Shi Huanchuan, don’t you know he likes men?”

Lu Shi: “…”

Lu Shi was shocked and asked: “What? Likes men?”

After Lu Zheng warned him of this he saw that his tone didn’t seem to be fake, and he felt better, “You move back.”

Lu Shi’s voice was still a little unsteady, “How do you know that he likes men? You’re just lying to me again in order to trick me into going home.”

Lu Zheng rubbed his forehead. He hadn’t been sleeping well recently, and he was busy again. His head was already starting to hurt. Lu Shi’s slightly shrill voice made him feel even more uncomfortable. He suppressed the urge to vomit** and said in a cold voice, “What would I lie to you for? I’m afraid that you’ll be cheated. Shi Huanchuan invited the doctor over to see you?”

Lu Shi let out an ”uh” and said, “I’ve had insomnia recently. Shi Huanchuan asked the doctor to prescribe medicine for me.”

Lu Zheng: “Give me the name of the drug, I’ll look it up.”

Lu Shi reacted, and his tone was a little aggressive: “What’re you doing? I didn’t have insomnia after I took the medicine. Are you still afraid that he’ll poison me?”

Lu Zheng frowned and closed his eyes, “If I ask you to send it over, you’ll send it over. I’m your brother, can I harm you? I also care about you. “

Lu Shi snorted coldly: “I’ll show you, I’ll show you. Don’t always treat a gentleman with the heart of a villain.”

Lu Zheng smiled angrily, “Are you protecting him now? You’re not angry to hear that he likes men? “

Lu Shi argued with conviction, “Who knows if you’re lying to me or not.”

Lu Zheng exhaled a foul breath, a little tired and impatient, “OK, send me the name of the medicine. If there’s a package take a picture and send it over immediately.”

Lu Shi acted quickly at this time and immediately sent it to Lu Zheng. Lu Zheng checked and found that it was indeed a tranquilizer for insomnia, nothing special.

Lu Zheng paused, and said, “I’ll send someone over to get your medicine when I have time.”

Lu Shi was a little wary, “What are you doing?”

Lu Zheng said, “I’m afraid it’s not a medicine for insomnia. “

Lu Shi was speechless: “What do you mean?”

Lu Zheng didn’t bother to explain to him, and he couldn’t just say that the medicine might be swapped.

After hanging up the phone, Lu Zheng’s head ached again.

As soon as Lu Shi hung up the phone, he felt someone behind him. He turned around and saw Shi Huanchuan, who was holding fruit in his hand, as if he had just entered the door.

“You’re too fast.” Lu Shi muttered.

Shi Huanchuan said: “Now you think I’m fast again?” He paused, his obsidian-like black eyes gleamed. “Who were you talking to?”

Lu Shi thought of what Lu Zheng said, and looked at him suspiciously. He directly asked, “Do you like men?”

Shi Huanchuan was taken aback, and then smiled innocently, “Who said that?”

Lu Shi said, “Don’t worry about it, just tell me if it’s true?”

Shi Huanchuan shook his head “I don’t have this idea.”

Lu Shi believed him quite a bit, but his face inevitably showed a bit of disgust, “If you like men, I won’t live with you. What’s the point of having sex with a man? Don’t you think it’s disgusting to have sex with a man? The spread of AIDS is the fault of gay men.”

Shi Huanchuan: “…”

He smiled slightly and said, “Yes, you’re right.”

Lu Shi glanced at him and earnestly taught him: “Can anyone like you when you’re like this? Only someone like a vixen would be interested in you. You’re so big and thick, no man would want you.”

Shi Huanchuan: “Mm-hmm. You’re right.”

Lu Shi felt relieved when he saw his sincere expression. He knew that Lu Zheng was just scaring him. It was so funny. He used to ignore him, but now he wanted to lure him home. I’m afraid that he has already felt the panic of an old empty-nester and so he wanted him to go back to be with him.

Lu Shi decided to hang him out to dry, to let him know that Lu Shi was his only younger brother, and if he didn’t treat him better, he would have no younger brother in the future.

Lu Shi thought beautifully and his mood improved. He glanced at Shi Huanchuan and said, “Go and wash the apples, I want to eat apples, and mangosteen and lychees.”

He’s not picky about fruit, he’ll take anything. He’s just so lazy that he needed Shi Huanchuan to take care of it and bring it to his mouth before he would eat it.

Shi Huanchuan was like an old ox from an impoverished family, working hard without complaint. He had no complaints when being bossed around by such a tone, and he went into the kitchen with the fruit in his hand.

Lu Zheng said that he was going to check whether the medicine that Shi Huanchuan gave him was medicine for insomnia.  And he really did get someone to. He picked a time when Shi Huanchuan wasn’t around, and called Lu Shi back from school.

Shi Huanchuan was in a fully enclosed military academy. It should have been impossible to leave but who let his family background be so good. Therefore, he was able to attend day classes without any hindrance.

So he was only able to be with Lu Shi at night. For the rest of the time, even in the morning, he will get up an hour earlier than Lu Shi to go to school for running and training.

They staggered their time so much that Lu Zheng was able to find an opportunity to take advantage of it.

Lu Shi let them take the medicine and they went to test it, working on it nonstop. And within one night, the results came out.

Not only is this medicine not a medicine for insomnia, but it was an even more ridiculous drug. Its function: to prevent miscarriage.

Lu Zheng: “…”

The subordinate who came to submit the test data almost peed from fear. Stumbling over his words he said: “This, there may be something wrong with it.”

Lu Zheng looked at the test report and didn’t speak for a long time.

It’s really over. He affirmed once again that Lu Shi was Qin Mingzhu’s1 placenta crop.

Lu Zheng picked a moment and threw the test report in front of Lu Shi.   

Lu Shi looked at it, and after reading two lines of words, his eyes lost focus. He raised his face and said, “Just say it, I can’t understand such dense words.”

Lu Zheng said calmly, “Look at the final conclusion.”

Lu Shi frowned, looked down, and saw the words about preventing miscarriages. He paused, “What does this mean?”

Lu Zheng said, “Don’t you understand what the medicine that Shi Huanchuan prescribed for you? You’re taking miscarriage prevention medicine.”

Lu Shi: “…”

“Huh? Medicine for miscarriage protection? I’m not pregnant!” Lu Shi’s expression was incredulous.

Lu Zheng stared at him, and asked calmly: “What if you are pregnant?”

Lu Shi: “…”

Lu Zheng looked at his face, feeling a little irritable in his heart, “Come with me to the hospital.”

Lu Shi said in a trance, “Can you get pregnant if you sleep in the same bed with someone else? The biology teacher didn’t teach that. “

Lu Zheng ignored his murmurs and took him to the hospital. Because he used a VIP channel Lu Shi’s test results came out very quickly. Lu Shi had been pregnant for almost a month.

The inspection report was in front of him, and it was impossible for Lu Shi not to believe it, but he really felt that it was unreasonable, “How could I be pregnant?”

Lu Zheng’s headache intensified. He rubbed his temples and whispered, “Don’t you know that men can get pregnant? The biology teacher didn’t teach you that? You should have paid attention to the news. A man needs to take medicine to get pregnant. When did you start taking the medicine that Shi Huanchuan gave you?”

Lu Shi was still in a trance. He subconsciously replied, “At school, he asked me if I took vitamins …..”

Lu Zheng: “…”

Lu Zheng said, “Did you guys do it?”

Lu Shi came back to his senses, and retorted emotionally: “I’m still a virgin!”

His voice was so loud that everyone in the corridor looked towards him.

Lu Zheng glanced around, feeling the rare sense of heaviness as an elder, “Go home first.”

Lu Shi thus returned to the Lu family.

When Lu Hua saw him, she was still a little awkward, but she pulled her face down and called Lu Shi: “Third Brother.”

Lu Shi was still in a daze. Anyway, he couldn’t figure out how he could be pregnant. This was too strange. Even if Shi Huanchuan really liked men, their relationship was innocent! Without any sexual activity, how could that possibly be…

What’s more, Shi Huanchuan also said that he wasn’t gay. What the hell is going on here? Is it a ghost fetus in his belly?

The more Lu Shi thought about it, the more creepy it became. He didn’t even hear Lu Hua’s voice. He sat on the sofa in a trance and stroked his belly unconsciously.

Lu Hua didn’t get a response from Lu Shi, and felt uncomfortable. She had already bowed her head first. However, this guy was still holding it. Well, she had her pride too. He ignored her, so she ignored him.

Lu Hua shook her head and went upstairs.

Chang Qing happened to go downstairs, and as soon as he saw Lu Hua, Lu Hua stopped him and said, “My third brother is back.”

When Chang Qing heard this, he immediately turned around and went upstairs with Lu Hua. There was nothing good about coming back at this time. It was better to lie low until whatever was happening was over.

Lu Zheng’s head was still hurting. He caught a glimpse of Chang Qing leaving from the corner of his eye. He was a little disappointed, but he quickly pulled himself together. He looked at Lu Shi and asked, “What are you going to do?”

Lu Shi said confusedly: “It’s impossible. I’m still a virgin. How can I be pregnant?”

Lu Zheng looked at him calmly, “With your brain, it’s quite possible that you won’t even know if you have sex.”

Lu Shi: “…..”

Are you still mocking him at this time?

The author has something to say: Who else remembers that this is the script for having children…hhh

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1.Qin Mingzhe- is their mom in case anyone forgot.

*The chapter title is: Pregnancy lol

T/L: So who bet money on SH trying to knock him up! I thought Lu Shi’s arc was going a different way. Was NOT expecting this…