C32 Joke, thrilling

Name:The Strange Memoir Author:
There were dozens of pairs of green lights surrounding it, and a bonfire was blazing in the middle.

Next to the bonfire, there was a simple barbecue rack. A snake with its head cut off was currently being roasted on the fire. Occasionally, a drop of oil would fall into the fire and cause the fire to immediately flare up.

The aroma of snake meat wafted through the air. Any random sprinkle of salt emitted an absolutely enticing fragrance. I never thought that Fan Cunlong would actually be so talented in barbecuing. The snake meat he roasted was extremely smooth and tender, without even the slightest bit of charred areas. Even Xiao Ha was gulping down his saliva, feeling extremely happy.

"In ancient times, there was Zhuge and his zither laughing against Cao Cao's army of thousands. Today, the four of us, a pig roasting a snake, can leisurely watch a pack of wolves." The bonfire was indeed a great deterrent to the wolves. They had been lurking in the dark forest the entire time, spying on us. However, their countless green eyes, which glowed with a greedy and savage light, betrayed their position.

Fan Cunlong suspiciously looked at me, it was clear that he didn't know what I meant. I swallowed the last piece of snake meat in my hand and burped, not wanting to stop yet. I asked Fan Cunlong: "Have you seen the Three Kingdoms' history?"

"What 'Three Kingdoms'?" Fan Cunlong was even more suspicious, I am sure that he indeed didn't know anything about this. Then she explained to him, "It's about a play, a cook, and a hoodlum."

"Ugh …" The acting chef is a scoundrel? " Fan Cunlong was suddenly in high spirits. He looked at me with his bright eyes, obviously curious about what had happened between the three of them.

Huang San and Huang Si were pretty much the same as Fan Cunlong, and they also seemed to be interested, as if they had suddenly forgotten about the wolves that were spying on us. I know that both of them have heard of the Three Kingdoms, but they certainly haven't heard of the story of the playboy cook Ruffian.

Initially, I only casually mentioned it, but the expressions on the three of them made me have the interest to tell them a story. It's been a long time since I've told anyone a story. I remember the last time, it was probably when a distant cousin brought his child to visit.

"Cun Long, who do you think will win in a fight between the rascal and the theater chef?" I asked Fan Cunlong. Originally, I thought that he would ask me something or think about it for a while, but I didn't expect that Fan Cunlong would actually react and say, "It must be a chef!"

"Oh? A cook? What makes you think that? " I was surprised.

Fan Cunlong replied: "I don't know either, I just feel that the chef is definitely the winner."

"There must be a reason for it. Why do you feel that way?" I pressed further, unwilling to accept Fan Cunlong's reply. This time, Fan Cunlong frowned and thought for a moment, then said: "The chef has a knife in his hand, he is extremely meticulous, able to kill, and cook."

"Alright, then let me tell you the story of how there were ruffians in this movie …" Fan Cunlong's keen senses surprised me. He could tell that the chef would definitely win this battle, and the truth is that the chef had obtained the biggest territory in the end and became the victor out of the trio.

The drama cook, Ruffian, was a man of his word. With his capital and strength, he would be feared by the chef and hated by Ruffian. As for the chef, it was just as Fan Cunlong had said. He had a sharp knife in his hand, and his knife could be used to treat large kingdoms. The sharp knife in the cook's hand made him the strongest of the three men, with his ruthless nature. He was second to none in the game. With his rogue nature, a ruffian could occupy a piece of land, but he would not be looked down upon by the strongest cooks. As long as he raised the knife, Ruffian would flee far away without a care about his reputation. He was not a threat to the cook. On the other hand, the playwright often wanted to pull the scoundrel to get rid of the chef, snatch the chef's territory and then kick the scoundrel away. However, he had neglected the scoundrel's ambition and immoral character …

Borrowing the light from the flames, looking at the pairs of bloodthirsty eyes surrounding us, I told him the story of how three people interacted with a group of people and treated each of them as their master. Fan Cunlong listened very carefully, as if he had forgotten that we were in great danger and that we might be doomed at any moment.

Huang San and Huang Si were also listening with interest. The Three Kingdoms were just like this. It was full of attractive magic that made people not get tired of listening to it. The more they listened, the longer it felt like it was going to last.

Fan Cunlong would ask a few questions from time to time. The story had deeply attracted him, and he wanted to understand it more thoroughly and clearly.

"Zheng, did Guan Yunlang single-handedly rescue his master Liu Bei's wife from Cao Cao's military camp?"

"Well, that's it. "Guan Yun is loyal, loyal, and loyal to the heavens. In the legends, he is also a legend that has been passed down through the ages." What I told Fan Cunlong was a legend, I didn't tell him history. Although I know that history has never been very good to Guan Yungang, but probably because of the influence of the Three Kingdoms' Romance, I really have a different kind of preference for Guan Yuncheng. I would rather deceive myself by immersing myself in the vastness and virtual reality of the Romance and refuse to extricate myself from it.

Fan Cunlong couldn't deny it, he told me frankly that he didn't like Guan Yun, this heroic figure. When I asked him why, he said the four words that surprised me: "too fake, fake!" I suddenly thought of Guan Yu's evaluation in the annals of history and was somewhat helpless when I realised that no matter what, I still like Guan Yun to be long. I won't change my opinion for any other reason. I like that fake-like him, that righteous and loyal, that fearless and fearless Azure Dragon's crescent moon blade. I'm probably a very stubborn and arrogant person. Once I've made up my mind, nothing else will affect me.

"Why, is there a problem?" Looking at Fan Cunlong's weird expression, it was actually me who became curious. Fan Cunlong nodded: "There is a big problem! Zheng, did you not even notice? "

I even thought that if there were not four people at the moment, but only and I, or maybe it was just me, that group of beasts would probably pounce on me and tear me apart even if they were afraid of fire.

I thought about what Fan Cunlong had told me to find a few more people. He couldn't understand it at the time, but now that he came across this group of people, all the doubts in his mind were solved. At the same time, we secretly rejoiced over the presence of Fan Cunlong. Otherwise, if we rashly went into the depths of the mountains, we might very well appear in the headlines of the daily newspaper: A few donkeys tried to cross the Qin Mountains. In the end, XX people confirmed their deaths and XX people disappeared …

Fan Cunlong turned a blind eye to the pack of wolves, and with a hint of elegance, he methodically cut out a line from the Three Kingdoms that left me dumbstruck but could not refute in the slightest, "Cao Cao Cao has captured and treated Guan Yu very well. Guan Yu took Liu Bei's wife to Cao Camp. Cao Cao released Guan Yu, and let him take his wife Liu away with him. When Zhao Yun saved Ah Dou, Cao Cao wouldn't let him shoot an arrow. When Liu Bei saw Ah Dou, he wanted to throw him to death. Wei army reached Chengdu. Ah Dou opened the door and surrendered. Zheng, is that right? "

"Yeah, what's wrong?" I thought about it, there was indeed nothing wrong with the process, so I didn't know where the problem came from. On the other hand, Huang San and Huang Si were dumbstruck. The two of them woke up from their dreams and asked: "Ah Dou, is he not Liu Bei's son?"

"Pfft …!" The mouthful of water I put into my mouth was immediately sprayed onto the bonfire in front of me. What the heck was this? It was simply playing a random zither! I wanted to retort, but I couldn't find any flaws. This was indeed what Mr Luo Feng had written, many of the things in between were very vague and unclear.

I didn't think that the usually simple and honest Fan Cunlong would actually discover such a bizarre matter. Other than saying that he was spouting nonsense, I couldn't find any words to refute him. This was truly too ruthless. One slash was enough to kill him.

"Aowu ~ ~ Aowu ~ ~ ~" Just as I was about to think about how to refute it, two wolf howls suddenly made my whole body shiver. The idle chatter was so intense that it had unknowingly forgotten that we were in an extremely dangerous state. By the time I realized it, my head was sweating.

Because following those two wolf howls, those beasts that had been quietly staying in the darkness finally stopped staying still. Instead, they began to issue one miserable howl after another, as if they were responding to each other.

My eyelids twitched, and a chill began to spread.

With a swoosh, Xiao Ha rapidly climbed onto my shoulder. This time, it did not try to show off;

"Hng hng!" The little thing nuzzled my face with its still oiled nose, and I could hear the worry in its voice.

"Zheng, Third and Fourth Bro, don't move!" Just as I was about to get up quickly, Fan Cunlong's strong hand instantly fell on my shoulder.

"Don't move, don't move, believe me, it's okay …"

I looked at Fan Cunlong. His head was half lowered, and his ears were slightly moving, as if he was trying to catch some kind of sound, or had suddenly stopped.

Huang San Huang Si took this opportunity to take out a hunting rifle from his bag. Their hands that were filled with steel balls trembled so much that they would occasionally drop them on the ground.