C199 Neither of them is a good person (up and down)

Name:The Strange Memoir Author:
"A kid can become a big ghost after being raised for a long time. Let's get rid of this thing first." Qi Qiao, put down all the curtains in the room. "

"Cun Hu, close the window and pull the curtains." Looking at Zheng Wuxie who took out a roll of red rope and silver threads from his backpack, I called out to him. He then looked at the black lump in his hand and could not help but ask curiously, "What is this?"

"Black donkey hooves, have you heard of them?" Zheng Wuxie flung the black donkey leg in his hand.

"This is a black donkey's hoof? "Come, let me have a look!" "Grabbing the black donkey's hooves from the air, I pinched them in my hands. They looked exactly like stones to me. No matter how I looked at it, they shouldn't have anything to do with a donkey's hooves." It doesn't look like it. "

Zheng Wuxie rubbed his nose and said helplessly: "The black donkey's hooves are just a general term, against these things in your house, they are useless against real black donkey hooves. Those are used against corpses and corpse devils."

"Tsk, then you said it's a black donkey's hoof?" I thought that I would be able to see the kind of thing that countless people would see as mysterious and unfathomable. However, I didn't expect that what I was holding in my hand was a fake and inferior product.

"Didn't I tell you that it is a general term? The black donkey's hooves are divided into two types. The other type is the thing I have in my hands, made with glutinous rice and some other things, specially designed to counter ghosts. "

"Do you have those black donkey hooves?" Take it out and take a look. " I'm curious.

"They all look the same, what's there to look at?" Furthermore, those black donkey hooves are quite hard to find. However, my family has an antique that's been around for nearly 500 years, but that thing … We can't bring them out right now. "

"You've said so much crap, but you still haven't."

I couldn't make sense of this part of the story, so I asked a few questions and got bored.

After the curtains were drawn, the room was suddenly dark. He casually opened the lights and the room once again became bright.

Zheng Wuxie started to shout noisily again: "Why do you need to turn on the lights when the lights are turned off?

"You're the only one with a lot of troubles!" I glared at Zheng Wuxie in dissatisfaction and turned off the light, causing the entire room to fall into darkness once again. However, immediately after, the white wax in Zheng Wuxie's hand lit up, allowing him to barely see his surroundings.

"I have also dealt with the Yin Yang Master before, they immediately took us down. How can it be as troublesome as you, it can't be that you are a level dish, right?" Looking at Zheng Wuxie who was standing up and staring at the compass, I casually said.

Zheng Wuxie's eyes instantly widened. He looked at me and said, "Do you understand, or do I!? If you don't understand, then don't make such a ruckus. I think that the Yin Yang Master you've come into contact with all has a sickly appearance. "

My mouth will slam like this, thinking about Zhu Tai's gloomy look, it really doesn't matter, it seemed like Zheng Wuxie was right.

"I don't like those guys with simple violence and no sense of art. They typically kill 1000 enemies and damage themselves 800 times. When they don't do it well, they make themselves suffer. Moreover, those with simple violence are especially easy to attract ghosts." Zheng Wuxie said complacently: "Have you ever seen a Yin Yang Master that is filled with yang energy like us?"

"Alright, stop bullshitting and hurry up. Once it's done, we'll set off immediately." I've never seen a guy who felt so good about himself. He was so narcissistic that even I, a young man of the new age, couldn't stand it.

Just looking at Zheng Wuxie's method of exorcism made people feel that it was a bit slow, and not as satisfying as the method he used on Zhu Tai.

After entering each room, he would first light a red wax in the southeast corner of the room, and then do some random things. It was as if he was doing some sort of trick, and in the end, he would take the red wax and walk out to close the door before blowing it out.

Then he looked at the compass and repeated the same action.

"Damn!" You have so many rooms in this house, it's tiring! But it's quite luxurious, indoor swimming pool, tsk tsk! "

Zheng Wuxie's face didn't look serious at all. He actually had the time to wink and joke about such a serious matter like exorcism, no matter how I looked at it, it didn't seem reliable at all.

"There's something wrong with the feng shui decorations in the room. That's not right, there should be a well under the window, right? "Go back and move the thing blocking the well. It's almost dead. Aren't you afraid that your life here will worsen?"

"This is not my bedroom!" I told Zheng Wuxie with a darkened face, what the hell is this guy doing? He exorcised ghosts at the same time and even had time to look at Feng Shui, he is truly a prodigy among weirdos. At this moment, I started to think about whether I should bring Zheng Wuxie along to the seedling border, so that I wouldn't be tricked to death by him in times of crisis.

"If it's not your bedroom, do you think others wouldn't be able to live in that room if they came to your room? You have a bad heart! " Zheng Wuxie actually started to teach me a lesson.

I confidently said, "You're right! There really isn't anyone living in that room." What can we do about it? My house is too big, so you should just say no. "

"tycoon, upstart!" Zheng Wuxie angrily mumbled to himself as he threw a roll of red thread to Fan Cunhu. Kid, go ahead. This thing is tied to the bottom of the stairs. It's about 20 cm tall.

"What are you doing with the red rope!" We had already gone from the third floor to the second floor and were just about to reach the first floor, while Zheng Wuxie had been holding the white wax initially, but now I was holding it for him.

"Trip him up, mix him up a bit, then he'll show up and leave by himself." Zheng Wuxie suddenly lowered his voice and whispered something into my ear.

Fan Cunhu has already tied up the red rope below, he looked at me and Zheng Wuxie without saying a word, and the two of us continued to slowly walk down the stairs.

Zheng Wuxie said. The ghost in my room is currently walking in front of us, and the light from the candle can help him see the path clearly so that he won't lose his way. I shook my head helplessly, and thought to myself, This is really strange, those damn things I know doesn't have the problems that Zheng Wuxie is talking about. I figured out a reason myself.

Weng! * The taut red rope quivered slightly, and my eyelids twitched, for a shadow in black suddenly appeared in the light of the candle, and he stumbled forward on the red rope. Slowly straightening his body, he slowly turned his head to look at me. His slightly green face had a hint of malice to it.

Wasn't that the guy who tried to kill me last night?

"When a man dies, his enmity is gone. Wherever he goes, he goes. "Let's go!" Looking at the figure that was turning around to gaze deeply into the room, Zheng Wuxie said a few words, and then waved his hand in a very natural and unrestrained manner. As expected, that figure slowly turned back, and directly walked towards the room's door.

I choked when I heard the words' death and revenge '. Did I use the wrong word? Generally, it is only because the living have a deep hatred for the dead that they would use these words to dispel their hatred. But now, it is the dead that have a grudge against the living. But that fellow only listened to Zheng Wuxie's words, could it be that after death, his IQ had plummeted? This weirdo was definitely a weirdo. Even ghosts were tricked.

"I was startled and turned around." When the shadow continued to move forward, Zheng Wuxie seemed to heave a sigh of relief as he asked me softly, "That thing was definitely brought back by you. What kind of deep hatred do you two have for each other?"

"He tried to kill me, but to no avail. Then, he was killed by me, and that's all." I snappily replied. Zheng Wuxie said indignantly: "Assassin? That guy is too unprofessional. "

My eyes lit up. "You think so too?" Heroes think alike. He is more than just someone who has no professional ethics, he is simply a model amongst shamelessness, a role model among scum. At that time, he did not even give me a chance for a fair duel. "

As soon as he said that, the shadow stopped moving. He seemed to tremble and turn his head back.

"Stop it!" Zheng Wuxie's neck shrank back, and then used that kind of relaxed voice to say, "Let's go." The silhouette did not move, but it did not turn its head back. Instead, it maintained that posture as if time had stopped.

"Go where you should, I'll give you some money later on!" "Let's go!" Zheng Wuxie's voice was still calm and carefree, but I could hear a bit of sluggishness and anxiousness in his tone.

"Big Brother, I say, hurry up and leave. What's the use of looking back, you won't be able to get on the Bridge of Helplessness again! Hurry up and go, I'll send you off on your way, alright! "

I don't know what's so special about it, but Zheng Wuxie's anxious expression isn't fake.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

The figure finally moved again in the fourth second. Zheng Wuxie shouted to Fan Cunhu: "Brat, quickly open the door, just open a crack!"

Fan Cunhu strode forward and opened the door a crack. Then, he walked straight ahead while wearing his black robe and walked even faster. But strangely, despite having clearly accelerated, he still took a very long time to reach the door. It was as if he had sped up, but that short journey had also become incomparably long.

The power of space, this kind of scene isn't too surprising to me anymore. There are many things in this world that I don't understand. If I were to be shocked by anything, I would be exhausted to death.

When a large amount of light shone through the half-opened door, the black figure also slowly disappeared into the light. It was as if the light had engulfed him, or as if he had directly stepped into another world.

Zheng Wuxie walked to the door quickly, closed his eyes and slightly lowered his head, then muttered a large part of something that looked like a sacrificial scripture. After four to five whole minutes, he finally raised his head and rushed to the front of the tea table, as if he was crazy, and started drinking from a teacup.

"Is everything alright?" Looking at Zheng Wuxie gasping for breath, I pointed to the door and asked him. He nodded and said, "Nonsense! Something is going to happen! This is so darned, Qi Qiao, what nonsense are you spouting! "

"What did I say!" Zheng Wuxie bent over and removed the red rope that was tied to the stairs, then said: "You cannot keep that rope, it will be burnt later. What did you say? If you have nothing better to do, why did you say that he was shameless! "

"Holy shit!" Who started it! If you don't say that he has no professional ethics, then how can I say that he is shameless! " My face darkened, this Zheng Wuxie is really tricky, all kinds of framing and framing, does he really think that it's easy to bully an honest person? [The tiger doesn't send the cat. Do you think I'm in danger?!]

"If I say it's okay, then what do you think he would do?! I don't have any f * cking relationship with him, but you have a grudge with him! "F * ck, even if a ghost's IQ is lower than that, it still wouldn't be so low as to not be indifferent when you scold him."

"How would I know there was such a thing about it? Why didn't you explain it earlier?!" I said snappily.

"Didn't I tell you? I told you! "Don't keep putting your own matters on me, I will be the most detestable to you if I give it to you!" Zheng Wuxie is like a shrew, no, even more so than a shrew. I have never seen anyone who refuses to admit his debt like this, how can he act so righteously even though he's dead. If it weren't for the fact that he's here to help me, I really want to beat him up until his peaches bloomed, if not he really wouldn't know why the flowers in this world are so red.

"What did you say? When did you say that?!" I started to roll up my sleeves, while Zheng Wuxie swung his fists, unwilling to be outdone. Just a moment ago, I clearly told you that you must praise him like a flower. It's fine if you don't want to listen, but you still have to mock him twice! " Blindly speaking, I feel like I've met an opponent. This bastard is forcing me to use my trump card!

"Do you still want the tea leaves?" I looked at Zheng Wuxie in anger. How can I be like this, how can people not be like this, it's fine that I don't have the same opinion of Lei Feng, but at the very least, you should have maintained a high moral level with me, right?

"Do you still want me to help you!?" In the face of my threats, Zheng Wuxie wasn't even the least bit afraid. He raised his head forty-five degrees but it wasn't half as bright and half as sad as the sun. Instead, he was looking at me with a provocative expression. Let me get some good stuff from your shop and go back to honor the old lady. "

I looked at Zheng Wuxie this unreliable guy, and thought that maybe it's my fortune if you don't go. After thinking about this, I sat down on the sofa leisurely, and said: "If you don't want to help, then don't bother, it's alright. Cun Hu, see the guests out."

Fan Cunhu was pulling the curtains and opening the window, just as he heard me speak, he had only let out a "Oh", and before he could even walk over, Zheng Wuxie had already changed into a smiling face. He sat down like a scoundrel, and said: "Qi Qiao, what you said is wrong, talking about us are all family, right? How can I just stand by and watch you get into trouble? Do you think I, Zheng Wuxie, am that kind of person? "

"Hey!" "You really don't say it!"

"Right!?" I knew it! "

"If you didn't say that, I really wouldn't have noticed!"

"It's not too late, it's not too late."

"No matter how you look at it, you look just like that kind of person. From the look on your face, you seem to be crafty. If you don't believe me, when you look in the mirror, the good guys look like me in broad daylight!"

"Piss off!" When the elders saw me, they all said that I was loyal and honest, fighting to make me their son-in-law. "

Looking at Zheng Wuxie, I was truly at a loss for words. How could there be someone who felt so good to this extent? This was already the third time I was sighing like this in such a short period of time.

"Thank goodness you haven't become a son-in-law yet, otherwise you would be broken and thrown out when you go to someone's house." I said without mercy, seeing that Zheng Wuxie was ready to refute, I immediately said: "Have you prepared everything? If we are ready, we will set out immediately. If we go early, it will be one day. "

"Get ready my ass! I'm already a firefighter!" "I just came back from abroad and was sent here. Damn, I haven't had a good rest since last year." Zheng Wuxie seized this opportunity to complain again and again, but such complaints to me were completely useless, I wasn't the one who made him work.

"There are a lot of capable people. The elders value you so much that they don't even have the qualifications to become a firefighter. Speak, no." I laughed. Zheng Wuxie rubbed his head and said complacently: "Don't say it like that, Qi Qiao, you can see better than me, isn't that the logic?"

It's your ass. Sooner or later, one of them will exhaust you to death. Don't ask me why I died of exhaustion, how would I know about this? It's just that if a person died, they would also die of exhaustion, otherwise, they would just be a monstrous genius.

"Oh right, why were you muttering at the door just now!?" And it seems to have made you extremely thirsty. " I asked Zheng Wuxie in annoyance, and he replied, "Didn't I say that I wanted to send him on his journey? Thus, I cowered and gave him a < People's Descent Scripture >. This way, he would be able to walk on the Road to River Styx more comfortably."

"Ha!" I didn't realize that you actually kept your promise. " I looked at Zheng Wuxie in astonishment. Just a moment ago, I thought that he said this just to send that thing away, but who knew that he would actually do it?

"That's not it! Who am I? I am Zheng Wuxie, but let me tell you, Qi Qiao, this is normal, it's fine whether I keep my promise or not, but with ghosts, it's best if you keep your promise, or else there will be cause and effect entangling you in the future.

My opinion of Zheng Wuxie who had just changed a little bit immediately returned to his original position. There's no need to abide by the rules when dealing with others, I cursed in my heart. Could it be that this was what the Zheng Family was like? I suddenly thought of a drama in "Su San Ji". There were no good people in Hongtong County. Could it be that the Zheng Family's seventeenth house, in addition to the bloodline of the major chamber, were all of the same race!? I suddenly understood why my grandfather was so depressed. I understood why my father seemed to be so nervous. It would be weird if he wasn't depressed to death playing alone with several people who were similar to him.

Dad, when I'm qualified enough, we will kill those shameless bastards together! I muttered fiercely in my heart. On the surface, I still had the appearance of a bright youth. I was as cute as I could be and as pure and innocent as I could be.

"Hmm, then I understand. But Zheng Wuxie, I despise you if you don't die, you are too despicable, in just a few minutes of writing, you became so thirsty? It's not a bit worse than me. "

Zheng Wuxie's eyes instantly widened, and he said: "You don't know anything! "You know how difficult it is to read the < >. No, you know how weird the pronunciation is. You know how I was forced to practice this since I was young. I even put small stones in my mouth to make my pronunciation standard. Don't you know …"

"Good, good, good. I know that I know that we brothers are extremely talented people with great perseverance, rarely seen in the heavens." While I was dealing with it, how could I figure out what was wrong and stuff rocks into my mouth? If I remember correctly, it was something our teacher told us years ago about the inspiration of a Western president.

"Then what are you lacking now? Be prepared as soon as possible. " I said to Zheng Wuxie amiably, but suddenly realized that he was actually just an obedient donkey.

"I still lack the copper mirror, the cinnabar, the talisman, and the calligraphy brush. It would be best to prepare some paper money, and I still need to …"

"So you haven't prepared anything yet!" I had originally planned to set off today, but after hearing the many things that came out of Zheng Wuxie's mouth, I clearly knew that this journey would drag on for another day.

The corner of Zheng Wuxie's mouth twitched twice, and said: "Originally, I had all my belongings, but last time when I went to do Brother Zhou a favor, I threw all my possessions down. With the copper mirror shattered, I used up all my high quality cinnabar powder, and not even a single piece of the good talisman paper that I dug out from the temple was left. This is fine, but you almost died on the ground, what bad luck! "

"Help Zhou Lao Er? What can I do for him? " I doubt it.

Zheng Wuxie said: "So that's why I'm a firefighter, but it can't be that I'm helping Brother Zhou. This matter is related to my family, we are investigating a box's clue, it's called the Heavenly Veins Draconic Box. Apart from the families headed by the Second House, the rest of them had not been doing well. Hey! "Let's not talk about it anymore. It's annoying just talking about it. This has nothing to do with you guys. This is the fate of our family."

I looked at Zheng Wuxie. There seemed to be a lot of hidden secrets behind this, but I knew that even if I asked him more, it would be useless right now. Zheng Wuxie might seem casual, but his heart is actually smarter than anyone else.

However, when will I know and understand those things? Father seemed to loosen his tone again, but as his son, I am well aware of him. This loosen up trend isn't much different from his usual one, I would have told him a long time ago if I wanted to.

"Alright then, let's not talk about these troublesome matters anymore. Now, let's go out and eat something. We'll hurry up and prepare all the things you need. We'll settle today and leave tomorrow."

"Hurry up! I was thinking of resting for two days and having a good time in Chang'an. "

"You can play as long as you want when you come back. I'll buy all of it!" I ignored Zheng Wuxie's complaints and left the room after shouting at him. Of course, he didn't forget to take the red rope and burn it at the door.

Now, isn't this just urging me to die? This thing is urging me to die. Touching my left shoulder, I had a bad feeling.