C156 Bastard! Fatty Wang!

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Fan Cunlong who was inside the carriage did not say a word, he lowered his head, his eyes slanted upwards, and stared fixedly at the bright military jeep that caught up to him in the rearview mirror.

As the distance between them slowly increased, about fifteen meters away, a small melon once again flew toward the driver's seat of the car, drawing a beautiful arc from Fan Cunlong's hand.

This time, Fatty Wang, who had been watching Fan Cunlong this whole time, had a look of disbelief in his eyes. A Qilu was so shocked that his mouth was wide open, and his four gazes followed the little melon, who was moving in a parabolic fashion in the air.

The sound was exactly the same as before. The moment the panicked roar was heard, it was replaced by an intense explosion, followed by an even more shocking scene like the second explosion.

BOOM!

The car behind them was caught off guard by the explosion in front of them and slammed headfirst into the steel flames that were already lying on the road. The two cars were in a state of anxiety. It was unknown how many of them had sustained injuries. Someone was shouting something loudly, and most of them were the ear-piercing screeches of tires on the road as they came to a screeching halt.

"Awesome!" Wang Xu and the rest heaved a sigh of relief, carefully withdrawing their heads into the carriage, once again giving Fan Cunlong a thumbs up.

The heck! This works too!? " Si Zhu watched everything that happened behind him in the rearview mirror. He shouted in disbelief, and in a moment, a bullet passed through the ball of fire behind him and struck his ear.

I patted Fan Cunlong's shoulder. Just as I turned my head, a touch of red flashed past the corner of my eye.

Looking at a red dot of light that appeared on Fan Cunlong's neck, all of the hairs on my body immediately stood up, the chill coming from below my feet wave after wave, my entire body seemed to have stiffened on the spot.

"Be careful!" I roared, and used a speed that even I couldn't believe it myself, to push Fan Cunlong's head down. At practically the same time, a rapidly spinning bullet flew past my arm, cutting off a layer of my skin and flesh.

"Sniper!" Damn it, there are snipers on the second floor. Si Zhu accelerated, let's go quickly! " Wang Xu's head was instantly drenched in cold sweat, he fiercely kicked Si Zhu in the driver's seat.

A sniper, at a high vantage point, was no different from a death god. It was similar to the black mamba in the poisonous forests of Africa. The moment it attacked, it would take away a life.

If my hand was slightly slower just now, that bullet would have definitely pierced through Fan Cunlong's neck.

Si Zhu's face was already covered in blood, but when he heard the Fatty Wang shout the word 'sniper,' he seemed to have gone mad. Not caring about anything else, he stepped on the throttle of the car until it throttled down.

Si Zhu clenched his teeth tightly, the steering wheel in his hands seemed to have life of its own as it continued to spin. So we paddled along the road as fast as the car could go, getting rid of the snipers hiding in the small building.

At the intersection ahead, several black soldiers holding onto guns rushed out from the left side. However, before they could figure out what was happening, the huge front end of the car had already knocked them out.

After being hit by the car, he vomited blood and was sent flying. A bullet that came from far away had already embedded itself into the soldier's forehead, completely cutting off his chances of survival.

Those snipers were like lingering ghosts, seizing every possible opportunity to get us to stay behind. Who knows how many of their 'own' people we've hurt along the way.

When life was worse than grass, when even one's own companions didn't care about one's own life, what kind of sorrow would it be to feel one's life leaving one's body bit by bit? Everything that happened before his eyes seemed to be constantly depicting the cruelty of the human world. He was personally killing his comrades, as if he was giving those snipers upstairs some psychological pressure.

One shot, one shot. Those who weren't killed were all killed by their comrades' black muzzles.

"Sit tight!" Si Zhu whose face was covered in blood bellowed, and the car began to tremble intensely.

He fiercely turned the steering wheel and the beautiful drift caused the seemingly cumbersome convertible military jeep to slide past a 90 degree curve while sticking close to the wall.

Before the ear-piercing sound of the tires rubbing against the ground could fade away, the engine's roar boomed once again. It was like a ferocious beast being pursued by a flood, charging forward with all its might.

The heck! "Hurry up!" Wang Xu, who was at the front, saw the terrain clearly and shouted with a trembling voice. I instinctively grabbed onto the steel pole beneath my seat and felt as though I was riding on a plane, soaring into the sky.

The difference was, I couldn't feel the wind whistling by my ears while I was on the plane. But now, I could clearly feel the warm wind blowing against my scalp, causing me to feel pain.

Both of Si Zhu's hands were on the steering wheel and he was currently extremely nervous. His feet were motionless, and his other hand was continuously adjusting its gear.

Bang!

It was as though a piece of steel had smashed onto an air cushion. When the wheels of the carriage hit the ground, a violent tremor almost made me spit out everything in my stomach. The faces of the Fan Cunlong brothers flushed red.

The car kept charging forward, and under the constant bumps, it finally reached the relatively flat and thick road.

I turned my head to look back, the gathering place has already been left behind. The place where we charged down was surprisingly a 'cliff face' that is nearly 3 meters tall and 4 meters tall. He stood at ninety degrees. There was no sloping buffer zone.

"Damn it, Si Zhu, you bastard! "You scared me to death." Just as the car stopped, Wang Xu cursed and threw a hat at Si Zhu.

Si Zhu laughed and said: "This carriage is strong enough, if it fell down like this, it would be fine." As he spoke, he took out a small medicine box and took out some gauze from it to bandage his own ears. That technique was quite old, and it was obviously not the first time he had encountered such a situation.

"What a fortune!" Looking at the pile of rocks at the bottom of the cliff, I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. If we had landed on that sharp and angular pile of rocks, we would have been walking on the Road to River Styx, chatting and farting.

"Grand master, please bless me. When we get home, I will burn some incense for you and also burn some little beauties for you. If you don't protect me, you won't be able to receive beauties. Grand master, please bless me."

Wang Xu held a cartoon version of Old Lord Taishang tightly in his hands as he continuously muttered to the vile person.

Seeing that the pitiful woolen toy was about to be pinched and deformed by Wang Xu, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Wang Ge, is your ancestor Elder Old Lord? When did Old Lord ever dig a grave for the dead? "

I thought that I could hear some unknown gossip from Wang Xu, but who would have thought that his body would suddenly freeze after hearing my words. Looking at the fluffy old man in his hands, Wang Xu smiled coyly and threw the doll that he had already deformed into aside, saying, "Wrong to take, wrong to take."

As if by magic, he pulled out another small resin figure, which was also a very cute cartoon version. Dressed in a black python robe and wearing a long hairpin with a chivalrous crown, I wore a golden belt sprinkled with gold powder that sparkled under the sunlight. I wore a pair of fat auspicious beast fire boots, with one hand on my waist and the other extended forward, my imposing aura could be felt from every point of view. In the middle of the python robe, above the navel, three words were written — Cao Zheng De.

The resin figurine isn't afraid of being squeezed, so Wang Xu tightened his grip even more tightly. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but he fiercely pressed his rough thumb onto this adorable Cao Zhengde's face and immediately began bowing with a tearful tone, but no matter how I listened to his voice, it sounded fake.

"Grand Master, your most filial disciple almost died there. Thank you for your protection!" Hey, did you accidentally took the wrong statue of that old geezer? Don't mind me. I'll send a few more pretty girls over to you later. I'll give you a bath first. Look at your dirty body. " With that, Wang Xu sprayed two mouthfuls of saliva on the little fellow, then he took the little fellow and ruthlessly wiped it on his clothes.

I was stunned. I thought to myself, how come I didn't realize that this guy was also a bastard! If I bathe your grandmaster like this, I'm not afraid that he'll come back to hack you to death tonight.

At that time in the sulcus basilaris, how strong was Wang Xu's performance? I really didn't think that this guy would have such a shitty side to him.

But how could a person like Wang Xu have a little deity like Old Lord Taishang? I was thinking, could it be that this guy is a Taoist believer?

But that's not right. How could a Daoist disciple come up with such an adorable old Lord? This was a naked blasphemy. It would be struck by lightning.

But the next sentence Fatty Wang said made me completely dumbstruck. After that, I had the urge to viciously press him down and beat him up until his peach blossoms bloomed, letting him know why flowers are so red.

Wang Xu held his bulging stomach and said to Si Zhu who was just finished bandaging himself: "Si Zhu, hurry and see if those great deities are injured?"

Si Zhu took out a metal box and opened it. Inside was either a figurine or a furry little person, Confucius, Mencius, Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Guan Yin Bodhisattva, Zhong Kui …

I only needed to get up to take a look before I was able to identify the person with more than N's identity. This is only the top layer. I don't even know if there are two or three layers below it.

It encompassed everything. It had everything. As long as it was a famous great deity, there was basically a small figure inside the metal box.

Si Zhu casually touched something inside and roughly examined it. Then, he slammed the lid of the box onto the bottom of the seat and said: "It's fine, everything is fine."

"That's good, that's good." Wang Xu mumbled as he stuffed a cigarette into his mouth, saying, "When I get ready to order some paper money, all the deities will have to bid farewell."

"Boss!" Si Zhu's face darkened, and said: "We can't find the dead's money here."

"Then we'll burn down the local ones. These great deities have great abilities anyways, they can always spend them." Wang Xu waved his hand nonchalantly.