Chapter 17 - Squat Dead

The Junlan International was huge, and there was a toilet on every floor. The toilet was very spacious, enough for over ten people to go in and out. At this time, there was only one bandit in the washroom, humming a song.

"All clear!" There was a sharp knock on the door.

"Who is it? There are still seats nearby. Don't knock. " Hearing the constant knocking on the door, the bandits in the toilet were unable to keep themselves from urinating.

"It's me. Hurry up and open the door. The boss told me to find you for something." Lu Yan said in a low voice.

"Who are you?" Before the robber could finish his words, his neck was already twisted by Lu Yan.

With Lu Yan's skill, he definitely would not give the robber a chance to shout.

Half an hour later, there were many police cars parked in front of Junlan International. The police cars were surrounded by police officers, who pulled up a yellow chain.

"The robbers inside, listen carefully. We now order you to release the hostages and surrender your weapons. We can still deal with you leniently." The voice of Criminal Police Captain Mu Shanshan travelled through the entire corner.

Lu Yan facepalmed speechlessly. If persuading the robbers was useful, why would they bother with the police?

"Li Qingfeng, you have taken over my position. You should be happy when you become the bureau chief, right?" A voice came from the top floor.

"Zhang Yang, quickly put down your weapon and try to be lenient." Li Qingfeng, the Chief of the Public Security Bureau also joined in the persuasion, but unfortunately, it was very clear that he and Zhang Yang had a unhappy past.

Lu Yan wiped the sweat off his forehead. Ignoring the flowery style used by these bunch of primary school students, he slowly took off the hood on that bandit's head. There was no doubt that he was taller than that bandit in front of him.

There were only eight robbers on the first floor of Junlan International Building. The positions of these eight robbers were scattered and killing them in one fell swoop would be difficult, so someone would go up every fifteen minutes.

Lu Yan observed for a long time and came up with many seemingly useless conclusions, but Lu Yan knew that these conclusions could perhaps turn the tides at critical moments!

"Chen Lao Er, go take a look at the toilet. Why isn't Old Li San coming out yet? Did you squat down in the toilet and die? " The man with the black hood said.

A man wearing a black hood was walking towards the toilet.

Lu Yan, who was squatting outside, had an idea. He was worrying about how to get close to those robbers, and now he finally had a way to get close to them.

Chen Lao Er walked step by step into the washroom. He knocked on the door with the gun in his hands, "Old Li San, are you tired of living squatting at the toilet until you die?"

"Chen Lao Er, give me two pieces of paper, I have diarrhea." Lu Yan lowered his voice and said.

Lu Yan could lower her voice, but her voice was similar to the bandit's; Chen Lao Er was not able to separate her voice from his.

Although his voice sounded a little weird, he still handed a few sheets of paper to Ye Zichen, "I told you to eat less yesterday, but you got diarrhea when you were doing your work today …"

Chen Lao Er had not even finished speaking when his right hand that was holding onto the paper was pulled by Lu Yan and he fell into the latrine. Looking at the dead Old Wang in front of him, Chen Lao Er immediately understood everything.

But he was unable to struggle free from the force in his hands. His mouth was tightly gripped by Lu Yan's left hand, unable to make a single sound.

"If you want to live, then listen to me, do you understand?" Lu Yan said indifferently.

Chen Lao Er's head chicken started to bounce as if it was eating food. It was afraid that the master in front of it was not happy and would kill it.

Seeing signs of cooperation from the Chen Lao Er, Lu Yan slowly extended his left hand.

"How many of you are here this time? "What is the target?"

"We have a total of thirty or so people, and their target is to rob money."

Stealing money? Was there such a huge war just for money? It's not a bank robbery.

Lu Yan knocked on Chen Lao Er's head with his right hand.

Now that he had eliminated eight robbers from the first floor, that meant there were more than twenty of them.

Just in case something unexpected happened, Lu Yan's voice had become the voice of the Chen Lao Er. This sound changing technique was learnt by Lu Yan and the old man when they were bored, they did not expect it to be so useful now.

After exiting the toilet, Lu Yan headed towards the main hall.

"Where are Chen Lao Er, Elder Wang and the other two? Always falling off at the right time? " The leader of the robbers said in dissatisfaction.

"He has diarrhea. He should be coming out soon." Lu Yan's voice was a little strange, but the leader of the bandits didn't notice.

"In five minutes go upstairs and report the situation." The leader of the robbers said.

"Which floor?" Lu Yan asked.

"Of course we are going to the roof. Why does the Chen Lao Er want a pig's head like you?" The leading bandit directly kicked Lu Yan.