CH 26

Warning: Provided you’re still here, the chapter gets back to the strange kinks of the characters and some legal and ethical gray areas like legal lolis/adult characters who only look underaged, and teenaged characters exploring and being upfront about their sexuality and what sexual things they’re into.

The little girl maid pushed a wagon of tea.

“Now, let’s end the outrageous things from here,” Yurisha said. “Let’s talk about something fun now.”

“I agree……” I said.

The little girl maid distributed tea and sweets.

It’s probably a signal that the serious talk is over.

……Why did Yuri-Yuri-senpai pick up that little girl maid and put her on her lap?

“Misha is my pet, so don’t worry about it,” Yurisha said.

Even if you tell me not to worry about it…

This, this lady is groping the ass of a little girl maid, Omawari-san, Omawari-san!!

Somebody, please bring a Japanese police officer right now!

Woah, I lost a lot of my admiration for Yuri-Yuri-senpai!

This person is definitely a criminal!

Carol’s expression has completely turned blank.

She’s looking at the duke’s daughter like she’s looking at garbage.

“So, Makoto-sama, Caroline-sama, how far have you two gone?” Yurisha asked.

Wow, straight to the point.

“No, um, we’re not like that,” I said.

“Ma-Makoto and I are good friends, we’re not lovers,” Carol said.

“Well, it’s adorable,” Yurisha said. “Hohoho, love begins with a strong denial, the more stubborn you are, the stronger the emotion. It’s so beautiful and precious.

What.

I looked at Carol.

Love, it’s not it, right?

I can’t say for sure.

We have a strong friendship.

I want to lick Carol’s bare feet, but it’s within the scope of friendship.

It’s alright, it’s alright.

I listen to Yuri-Yuri-senpai’s various stories about the girls’ dormitory.

It seems that there were big fights involving the whole dorm and injuries caused by knives due to love and hate.

The ladies from another world have a strong taste for blood.

You stole my fiancee, so I take your life, I understand the motivation, but I feel like it’s dangerous to kill each other in a fight between ladies.

Yuri-Yuri-senpai is good at talking, so I listen intently.

“By the way, Makoto-sama, are you not interested in such things?” Yurisha said. “I can arrange it for you.”

Yuri-Yuri-senpai handed me a bag of something in a low voice.

…….

………….

………………!

Aren’t these sex toys?!!

Rotors, dildos, wow, I’ve never seen anything like this in my previous life.

Eh, are you going to use magic power in this?

Oh, the switch is magical!

So this is how it works fantasy, huh?

Wawah, the vibration is pretty strong.

Woah, woah, woah.

The material is not plastic, what is it made of, it’s kind of smooth.

Heh-heh-heh.

“A-Appleby-sama, please don’t show Makoto anything strange,” Carol said. “This girl takes an interest in everything, so it’s not good for her education.”

Is Carol my mom now?

“This is a vibrating treatment device that can relieve stiff shoulders, it’s not used for any improper purpose, and when it’s delivered, it’s labeled under the name of carriage parts,” Yurisha said. 1

Uuu, my cheeks are hot.

With the last bit of self-control, I pushed the bag of tools back toward Yuri-Yuri-senpai.

“We-Well, I think it’s still too early for us,” I said. “I don’t even have stiff shoulders or anything like it.”

“Ohoho, I beg your pardon about this,” Yurisha said.

Carol’s eyes are cold when she looks at me.

So scary.

Somehow, the atmosphere became unbearable, so I decided to leave, though reluctantly.

I give the little girl maid an assortment of high-quality cookies as a souvenir.

“Oh wow-wow, it’s Hiyoko-Do’s cookies, thank you so, so much,” Misha said.

“… How old are you, Misha-san?” I asked quietly.

If she says 6 years old, I’m running down the stairs to the dormitory knights.

Misha looked at my face and made a gesture asking me to lend her my ear.

“I’m 23 years old, so don’t worry about it. Thank you for your concern,” Misha whispered.

Ah, so the innocent way of talking was also a little girl’s roleplay, I’m glad. 2

I was relieved, there was no poor loli being toyed with by a gachi-yuri.

“Please come anytime. You’re always welcome here,” Yurisha said. “Also, Makoto-sama, take this.”

Yuri-Yuri-senpai gave me a memo with the store name and address written on it.

“It’s a carriage parts shop,” she said.

“Y-You shouldn’t have,” I said, putting the note in the pocket of my uniform.

No-No, come on, I’ll feel terrible if I just litter on the dormitory’s roof.

Carol looks at me with cold eyes that are truly dumbfounded.

What did I do, what did I do?

Yuri-Yuri-senpai is looking at us with a sticky smile.

I know that look, that’s how we fujoshi look at gay men couples.

Fuck, damn it, Yuri Yuri-senpai’s gender preference is reversed, but she’s the same as us.

Those are the eyes of a lady with a deep passion, a real pervert.

We leave the penthouse behind.

Anne-san pressed the elevator switch.

The door opens.

I got into the elevator and waved goodbye to Yuri-Yuri-senpai and Misha-san.

The door closed.

“Anne, take us to the 2nd floor,” Carol said.

Anne-san lowered the floor lever with a gya-kon.

Ca-Carol-san, you live on the 5th floor, right?

“Eh, um, why is that Carol?” I asked.

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“Nothing,” Carol said.

Aeiiii.

A curtain of silence fell on the descending elevator.

Awkward.

Or rather, she’s going to take that memo away from me.

No, don’t, I’m just going to the shop to scout, and um, buy the cheapest and smallest one, um, yes, as a reference.

It’s research material, research material, I’m secretly experimenting with how different the healing of stiff shoulders is with Light magic Heal and the vibration of a small massage wand.

I don’t even have the slightest desire to put it in the wrong place.

Yeah.

Chin.

The elevator reached the 2nd floor.

The door opens.

I run away with a dash!

“Anne, catch her,” Carol said.

“Of course,” Anne said.

Hii, Anne-san moved at high speed and grabbed me by the shoulder.

While the lady knight-san in charge of the elevator gave us a strange look, I was made to walk while Anne-san gripped my shoulder.

Anne-san has a strong grip.

I don’t think I can win against her.

“Makoto, give me the note.”

“No.”

“I’m getting angry.”

Getting angry, she says, she already is angry.

“No, stooppp…” I whined.

Wah-wah, Carol is groping in my pockets.

Oh, oh no.

“Things like that are unclean because they’re made in the spare time of unskilled alchemists, so your vital parts will get sick,” Carol said.

“So things like that are made by alchemists,” I said.

“Magic tools production is an alchemist’s domain,” Carol said.

“Then in that case, do you make them as well, Carol?” I asked.

“W-Wh-What are you talking about, I-I don’t make them, right, Anne?” Carol asked.

Anne silently averted her eyes.

Oh, there it is.

She absolutely does.

“How cunning, Carol, it’s just for me,” I said.

“Even if you say I’m being cunning, um, I just made it as a test at work, and I haven’t used it,” Carol said.

“Give it to me, give it to me, if it’s made by you, Carol, then that thing would be safe, secure, and clean, so there’s no problem, so give it to me,” I said.

I hugged Carol tightly around her waist while begging her to give me one.

Now then, Carol, forget about the note with my sudden sexual harassment attack.

Ushishi, I can feel Carol’s ass through her skirt and drawers~.

Momi-momi-momi.

“N-No, stop that!”

“I won’t stop rubbing your butt until you give me something like that.”

Kure-kure-kure.

“… Makoto, please calm down.”

Wow, a cold voice about below-freezing temperature came from Carol.

She seems to be serious.

I brushed aside the hand that was wrapped around her waist, and Carol circled behind me.

Heh?

Wa-Wait, from behind, my crotch, crotch, she’s got a hand on my crotch!

“Iyaah,” I squealed, “are you going to do something nasty to me, like an erotic doujin~?!”

“What’s an erotic doujin?” Carol asked.

Carol picked me up from behind.

You’re kidding me, is this a Canadian Backbreaker?!

“Guwawa, it hurts, it hurts,” I whined.

“I saw the boys doing it to each other in the daytime and wanted to try it myself,” Carol said.

“As expected of you, Ojou-sama, what a wonderful human power plant,” Anne said.

“Ahaha, this is kind of fun, isn’t it?” Carol said.

Uhah, can you learn it just by looking at it? What a high-spec close-quarters combat savant!

And on that note, my back hurts more than I thought.

Ow-owowwowowowowow.

“Oh, quiet out there, what are you making such a fuss about, Makoto…”

The door swung open and Corinna-chan showed her face.

Then, she looked expressionlessly at me, while was on Carol’s shoulders like a scarf and freaking out about it.

“…”

Corinna-chan silently closed the door.

“…”

Slow down, slow down.

“It hurts when you shake me, put me down, I’m going to pee myself,” I said.

“Oh, I’m sorry, Makoto. Please refrain from peeing yourself,” Carol said.

After that, Carol took the memo about the shop.

Fuck, damn it, at least give me some naughty tools made by you, Carol.