Chapter 161

"Don’t be partial, okay? Although I don’t deny that the Holy See has some guys who are in general, there are many devout and kind clergymen. I have seen many priests who say they want to influence the demons with love, everyone. Peace and friendship together is the right way." Alice said seriously.

"Oh~" Merlin was vomiting with an expression of disgust.

"You...what was your reaction!" Alice felt despised by Merlin, and she was very upset to see Merlin's disgusting expression.

"The demons don't need alien love. Their thinking is very dangerous." Mei Lin said lightly, disgusted with Mother Bitch.

Alice stared at Merlin angrily and didn't speak, thinking that she had heard that demons were selfish people, but now it seems that it is not so.

Normal humans would be very strange to hear Merlin's speech to the demon, but Shirley blinked her beautiful eyes and did not respond, feeling that there was nothing.

Because the southern United Kingdom are all alien demons and non-human species, it is natural that Merlin's words are not strange.

"By the way, I have never seen the old man of the Pope. Did he look particularly stupid, with the Mediterranean on his head, and at first glance a villain?" Merlin thought maliciously, feeling almost the same.

"Not at all! Although they are very old, they are still handsome." Alice couldn't help but refute. Back then, when the 233 generation of brave men met the Pope at the canonization ceremony in the Vatican, she felt that she was very nice.

"This is unscientific. It must be a gentleman. It looks like a human being and a dog and is ugly on the inside. This is the villain setting." Merlin grinned and said, thinking that if he had a chance to meet the Pope, he must draw a picture on his forehead. Bastard, just humiliate him.

"You are the villain, OK!? Show me your own virtues!" Alice couldn't understand the way Merlin felt good about herself.

"Huh..." Merlin snorted coldly, too lazy to make Alice noisy.

Merlin and Alice brought Shirley to their home.

Alice opened the door and made a please gesture, "Miss Shirley, you are welcome, come in."

"That... that..." Shirley looked very cautious outside the door, and walked into the room in a nervous mood, "Then I will... interrupt..."

Merlin then came in and was directly paralyzed on his sofa, suddenly feeling like he didn't want to move in his life.

He picked up the banana on the table and watched Shirley's ignorant look while eating, looking around like a curious baby, with excitement shining in his eyes.

"Humans live in such houses..." Shirley opened her cloak, revealing her pointed ears.

"Miss Shirley hasn't even seen the house?" Alice felt strange and thought she didn't need to be so surprised.

"Either I haven't seen it before, or... it feels different, much simpler than where I live." Shirley said casually.

"Also...so, we just live in such a simple place, hahahaha..." Alice didn't smile, thinking it was still simple?Houses like Wrexham are already very good, and the ideas of the local tyrants are really understandable.

"Hug... sorry Miss Alice, I didn't mean that..." Shirley panicked and explained, "Although it is simple, it is very warm. A house that is too big will make people feel very deserted, like this simple This house is enough as a love nest for Miss Alice and Mr. Merlin."

"Puff!" Alice was irritated again, and said quickly, "What the hell is Love Nest?

"Huh!? Hug... sorry, I... I said the wrong thing again." Shirley muttered timidly, pinching the corner of her skirt and not speaking.

"No... it's okay, we are not husband and wife, we just rent together and live together." Alice said helplessly.

"I... I remembered." Shirley's chicken nodded like a peck.

"Come on, let's take a bath together." Alice put down her things and pulled Shirley to the bathroom.

"Alice, come here for a moment..." Merlin waved to Alice.

"What are you doing?" Alice sent Shirley into the bathroom, then turned around.

"Come out at night before going to bed, I'll give you something good~" Meilin ate a banana, with a meaningful tone and a smile on his face.

Alice glanced at Merlin's wretched look when she ate the big banana, and her face flushed with a "tight", as if she thought of something extremely nasty.

So Alice came to Merlin thudly and grabbed his wrist holding the big banana.

"What are you doing? I said it's night, what are you anxious for?!" Mei Lin was stunned and didn't figure out the situation.

"Go to hell!" Alice bitterly pushed the big banana into Merlin's mouth, and immediately blocked her throat, so angry.

"You eat it yourself! Dirty bastard!"

"Sure enough, I am a porn man, there is no more disgusting guy in the world than you!"

"Huh~!"

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Alice hummed and went straight into the bathroom, ignoring Merlin.

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Merlin coughed and hammered her chest, seemingly choked by the big banana.

I go……

What's up?!

Did I say anything dirty?

I want to feed Alice the inheritance!

Why do you call me wretched and nauseous?

Merlin relaxed for a while, leaning on the sofa uncomfortably, feeling that her kindness had not been rewarded.

He took out the crystallization of the Frost Sacred Dragon's inheritance from his arms, and took a good look in front of him.

The ice-blue little spar has no luster, it looks like a pretty little stone.

But this is not surprising, the crystallization of inheritance is so ordinary, it needs a strong magic power or grudge to urge it to produce a certain effect.

Although Merlin also thought about selling the inheritance crystal, no one would probably recognize the ordinary spar outside. It was the inheritance crystal of Malygos. He could only buy an ordinary gem for the price of a few hundred gold coins. That's it, so I might as well leave it to Alice to eat.

However, it takes a certain amount of time to turn all the inherited crystals into his own use, and Merlin doesn't know it, it all depends on Alice's own good fortune.

"Although it is a treasure, can it be turned into power? Is it up to Alice in the end?"

Merlin lay limply on the sofa and muttered to herself, remembering the terrible appearance of Karona when she was transformed into a dragon. It was because she was too eager to gain strength that she became that half-dragon.

As long as Alice is patient and not eager for success, she should be able to maintain her human identity and transform into a humanoid frost holy dragon.

"Yeah!"

Shirley's screams rang in the bathroom, combined with the sound of splashing water, could not help making people think.

Merlin silently carried the inheritance crystal into his arms, pricked up his ears and listened quietly, making comments.

Shirley: "Miss Alice, don't... don't touch my breast..."

Alice: "It's okay, we...Aren't we all girls?"

Merlin: Wow~, what is this female rascal Alice doing?!

Shirley: "Even though that's what I say, but the girls' sex is also very strange."

Alice: "What's weird? I'll wash it for you, and you will wash it for me later."

Shirley: "It's okay, but... don't rub so hard, it hurts..."

Alice: "Why are you so hypocritical, I didn't use much strength..."

Shirley: "I feel like Miss Alice is a little angry, I can't wait to... I want to burst my chest..."

Merlin: God!What is this move?To catch others' milk!I just scolded me for being awkward, and the bastard Alice is not a good thing!

Alice: "How can I be angry? I won't have a big breast for you and feel envy and hatred!"

Merlin: Damn it!This sentence, in turn, is the truth!Because I envy people with big breasts, I have to squeeze them to vent their anger. How unbearable Alice is!Is it too embarrassing?

Shirley: "Hmm! Miss Alice... don't... don't touch strange places, it's... a little uncomfortable..."

Alice: "Really...really amazing, do your elves have any secrets for breast enhancement?"

Merlin: Didn't Alice give up on her airport?Is this going to compromise with the elves, the secret of balloon breast enhancement?

Shirley: "This kind of thing... doesn't exist! In fact, it's not good at all if the breasts are too big. From time to time, people look at it with uncomfortable eyes."

Alice: "Are you showing off to me? See if I don't punish you well, puff girl, puff girl, puff girl~"

Shirley: "Yeah ah ah ah ah..."

The voices of the two girls echoed in the bathroom, as if the big man Merlin was treated as air.

"Hey..." Merlin sighed, leaning lazily on the sofa, thinking

Talking about the crystallization of inheritance...

Will there be any breast enhancement effect?

at night.

Merlin originally refused to cook, but when he thinks of a visitor, he should show his hands.

Because Alice's cooking skills are indeed a bit poor, it is disrespectful to take it out to entertain guests.

Merlin wondered whether to teach Alice how to cook so that she could relax.

However, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny

"Hungry, hungry, hungry..."