Chapter 70

Merlin smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to say, he is a traveler, maybe this village is also a hurried visitor in his life.

"Merlin, marry Lord Alice early, be happy!" Martha also sent her blessings and shouted loudly.

Merlin and Alice staggered, so scared that they almost stumbled on the donkey cart.

"Hey, hey, didn't you hear it, hell!" Merlin patted Alice on the shoulder.

"I heard it, it's a hell, how did we get this kind of relationship?" Alice said suspiciously, subconsciously stay away from Merlin and get rid of the relationship.

"I don't know what's going on? I feel like this is a curse on me, it's terrible..." Mei Lin had a lingering fear.

"Me too, growing up this way, this is the most vicious curse I have ever heard, no one!" Alice nodded frequently.

The two fell silent

Merlin: "What are you? You dislike me?"

Alice: "I said that, right! What kind of capital do you dislike me?"

Merlin: "My uncle will marry a washboard? What a joke, this is the scariest thing I have ever heard in my life."

Alice "Go away, it's the most terrible thing for me, look at your poor look, disgusting..."

Merlin: "No matter how poor I am, I am not as disgusting as your washboard. Look at the people who come to give me so many, and so few people give you. At first glance, you are a disliked product."

Alice: "It's great to have a fan girl! Let's see how old are the women who come to see you? The idols of middle-aged and old women are still complacent? Laugh off my teeth, giggle~"

Merlin: "You are envious, jealous, hateful, your own washboard is not welcome, so you start to hurt me, it's so pitiful~"

Alice: "Who said I am not welcome? People who like me can circle the world a hundred times!"

Merlin: "A hundred laps? Pooh! You take off the cushion on your chest. I don't see any of them, right?"

Alice: "You fart, I pad the chest pad to absorb shock, not to hide my shortcomings!"

Merlin: "Hahaha, awesome, it's the first time I heard the reason why shock absorption is so fresh and refined."

Alice: "You can't get any better, right?! The poor can't even afford a ticket to Wrexham. You have to take my ride, and you get me off! This is my car!"

Merlin: "I won't! Such a slow donkey cart, I take it to give you face, as soon as I sit here, the grade of the donkey cart goes up instantly, do you feel it?"

Alice: "Get out of here, pornographic devil, I don't want to see you!"

Merlin: You washboard brave, speak to me politely, your donkey cart is really slow...

Alice: "Fart! Mengmeng runs fast!"

Merlin: "Cute?"

Alice: "It's my donkey..."

While the two were still arguing, an old Qiu Mingshan driver was driving a slow ox cart and overtaking!?

Merlin sighed and counseled his shoulder, "Look, your donkey cart is really slow, slower than an ox cart."

"That's not right..." Alice frowned, looked at her donkey, and found that it was having a stomachache, obviously eating something bad, "Hey, did you have a lot of yellow in the soup for dinner the other day? beans?"

"Yes." Merlin nodded.

"Did you... have you eaten?" Alice asked tentatively.

"I never eat Pacman. Feed your donkey." Merlin gave a thumbs up and said with a confident smile, "Look at how cute I am to you, thank me?"

"I...I thank you for being a big-headed ghost!" Alice was so mad at Merlin that she almost cried out in the car, "Hey, I'm so angry, Huh..."

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In the distance, Martha held her cheek and muttered to herself enviously.

"The relationship between them looks really good~"

Volume III Undead Chapter 1: Countdown to Liver Burst 5

One week later.

This week the two are basically at war.

There is a quarrel every day, and the spitting stars fly across each other.

Anyway, the reason for the scolding was that they looked down on each other and just got together.

This is very embarrassing. It seems to outsiders that a couple's quarrel is not true, but in fact, both of them are fighting with dignity.

The road was in the wilderness and there was no place to live, and the result was a quarrel because of who should sleep in the car.

For Alice, a guy with a bad personality, Merlin has never been polite, and she doesn't have any feelings of pity and pity, and let her go to sleep on her own.

But the donkey cart was not Merlin's, and Alice kicked him off.

Poor Merlin looked up at the autumn stars late at night and slept against the autumn wind.

He dreamed of stealing a lamb and being embarrassed by the shepherd chasing Erlidi with a whip.

Merlin belonged to that kind of energetic person, not lovely Lisi, after three or four days of arguing, she finally showed a tired expression, and she couldn't keep the noise.

Alice is particularly afraid of talking to Merlin these days, and she will make her throat smoke without a word.

She prays in her heart every night: Lord God, please hurry up and let Merlin this bastard disappear, don’t let him continue to affect my life, I always feel that when I meet him this time, I will suffer in poverty all my life. Suffering, so do you lack a pseudonym?Summon him if needed. I think his face is enough for people with special fetishes. Yes, I mean that Merlin has nothing to praise except for a female face.

Alice seems to have been tortured madly by Merlin, and she talks about similar content almost every day.

But today, Alice’s hard days are over

After various frictions, the two finally arrived at their destination, Wrexham!

As a formal city in Wales, its scale is naturally not comparable to a small village.

Noda's city wall, the guards lined up neatly, the thick city gate is enough to resist the raid of the monsters, and it is surrounded by a moat.

The front of the city gate is full of people, and life is very lively.

Alice looked at the city of Wrexham in the distance, her mental state changed from malaise to glamorous, she shouted in her heart, God, it’s finally here, I can stay away from Merlin and don’t have to fight with him anymore, and quickly return to the union. , Send this plague god away...

Merlin was also excited in his heart, full of expectations for the new job.

"Hey, Alice, this is Wrexham, right?"

"..." Alice looked ugly and didn't speak.

"Alice is talking, dumb?" Merlin asked in surprise.

"Please don't talk to me, I need to be quiet." Alice said angrily.

"I didn't provoke you, why is it like taking gunpowder?" Merlin frowned.

"Yes..." Alice nodded sharply, rolled her eyes and said, "It's Wrexham."

"So it's already here." Merlin got up and stretched, and asked casually, "How many levels are there for adventurers?"

"Five, black iron, silver, gold, mithril, purple gold." Alice replied faintly.

"Which level are you?" Merlin asked curiously.

"Gold." Alice answered strangely.

"True dish, I thought you were so good, you were stuck in the middle, can't you go up and down?" Mei Lin shook his head and said disdainfully.

"You!" Alice was anxious, annoying Merlin the most to show superiority.

"My uncle can be a Zijin adventurer casually, you show me a good idea." Mei Lin said confidently, he is a super powerful Demon King, and being a Zijin adventurer is more than enough.

"Hehe, good luck." Alice sneered twice.

The two entered Wrexham in a donkey cart, but still had to collect tariffs.

The small village obviously only needs a few copper coins, but the regular city Wrexham has risen to a silver coin.

As an adventurer, Alice is exempt from tax in and out of her own territory.

As a result, Merlin became a little upset and looked at Alice next to her.

"Alice lend me some money?"

"G, U, N!" Alice pulled on the reins of the donkey and responded in an angry tone.

"Tsk!" Merlin uttered a loud tongue, squinting contemptuously, "Why are you doing this?"

Although Merlin looked down on Alice's stinginess, he still paid for it. Although he was dying of poverty, he still had his own small vault, but it was just for emergency use.

If Merlin were to throw the money at the racetrack, his brows would not be frowned, because there was a chance to turn over, but he was unconditionally handed over to the evil capitalism, he was 10,000 reluctant.

Enter the city.

Merlin felt that it was quite prosperous here.

Although not as good as the rich cities in England.

But everywhere is full of rural feeling, very warm.

The two came to the center of Wrexham, and the adventurers' union was right in front of them.

The banners of the adventurers are raised high, and the typical Baroque architectural style looks like a big pub as a whole.