Chapter 18

Merlin thought that he was just a little stronger, and being called a monster was a bit too much.

The body of the black-robed thieves on the ground suddenly burst into black smoke, and the stench rushed towards her face, which frightened Merlin and thought it was something blew up.

It turns out that Merlin thought too much, and nothing happened when the smoke dissipated, but the body suddenly shrank a lot, and the black clothes on the thieves became very generous.

Mei Lin was puzzled, and tore off the stockings from the head of the black robber, and saw a monkey with a pointed mouth, long pointed ears, a big and pointed nose, and green skin...

Goblin!?

Why do you rob and pretend to be human?

Merlin frowned, thinking about the black smoke and foul smell just now. He indeed drank the metamorphosis, which he had read in the book.

Why is it just robbery to become human?

Is it because I am afraid of being discovered and besieged and suppressed by the Imperial army...

Merlin thought for a while, and felt that it had nothing to do with him, so he didn't see it.

He kicked the goblin's head aside, picked up the peeled apple on the ground, rubbed it on his body, then took a bite of the apple with a "click" and chewed.

"Don't waste food, it's expensive..."

Mei Lin was struggling with the broken branches.

Head towards the small village with smoke in the front.

Can he find a job after he is lazy with advanced cancer?

Chapter 5: Reward plus more

Village entrance.

The fences of the broken wood besieged city are neatly arranged.

Two resident guards wearing crude armors are collecting tariffs.

Oh, what a small place, even the guards look so poor.

I remember that the guards of Manchester, dressed like paladins, and their armor can be used as a mirror.

Merlin was shaking his head and sighing, then mixed into the crowd, planning to enter the village without paying taxes.

He put on the hood of his torn clothes, pulled it very low, installed the transparent man, then lifted the soy sauce, bowed his head and walked away.

Merlin is a habitual offender and has already escaped many customs duties in this way.

Little did they know that big cities are not short of money, like Merlin's poor look, the guards generally don't bother to collect the poll tax on those few copper coins.

But the small village is different. In the case of lack of money, the poll tax will definitely not fall.

"Tsk!"

The guards were dissatisfied with their tongues, their eyes were very sharp, and they would encounter a few slippery heads every day, and at a glance they saw Merlin sneak in the queue, wanting to enter the village.

So he just grabbed Merlin's shoulders to prevent him from running away.

"What are you doing? I just paid the tax." Merlin looked back at the guard, with an innocent face and pretending to be pretty.

"Come on..." The guard cocked his mouth and stretched out his hand for money.

"Vicious capitalist exploiter..." Merlin rolled his eyes and gritted his teeth.

In order not to cause trouble, he was still unwilling to take out two copper coins from the purse and threw them into the guards' hands. Like an uncle, he swaggered into the village.

There is a big market at the entrance of the village. There are many vendors wearing rags, and many juggling.

The melodious country orchestra floats, and the sounds of sheepskin drums and bagpipes are intertwined. It looks like a traveling band.

"Master, is this the first time? Do you need me to introduce you to some fun shops?"

A few people with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks immediately greeted them. They were also very shabby, but at first glance they were very good at camping.

"Oh, there is no need..."

Merlin's hands were stiff in the air. It turned out that these people didn't speak to him at all, but rushed to the wealthy businessman behind him.

Merlin was very embarrassed, thinking that he would have no money to spend when he was dressed in this virtue. It was impossible to arouse the interest of this group of "guides", so he had to scratch his head and resolve the embarrassment.

Several "tour guides" secretly despised Merlin and were full of hostility, presumably they regarded the sloppy Merlin as a companion.

Merlin pouted her lips and didn't like these people very much, they were almost everywhere.

They will introduce many sex shops to outsiders, telling which girl is charming and earning employment money.

According to the understanding of the traversers, this group of people are fucking pimps, and they always introduce black shops, they are often robbed, lost things, and fairy dances.

Of course, what Merlin hates the most is the man in the center, wearing a black robe, with a silver cross on his chest, holding the scriptures in his hands, pulling his neck, and shouting to the crowd who don't know the truth.

"Long live the goddess of light! It's not a human not to shout! **Daddy's!"

"How can you have no faith? Not a religion is not a person! **Daddy's!"

"A gold coin is too expensive for a book? Your faith is not worth even a gold coin? It's not human if you don't buy it! Dad's!"

Merlin can meet this kind of Roman missionary everywhere, like a ****, thinking that the goddess of light is his old mother, and discrediting the demons everywhere, preaching the threat of the demons, indestructible.

Logically speaking, after Merlin was not the devil, the Holy See had nothing to do with him, but it was very unpleasant to hear a bunch of missionaries distorting the facts.

It’s really like what the Mozu book says, there is a paragraph that describes it very well, Merlin remembers it very clearly

Human beings are all vain hypocrites, and the truth has long been flushed into the toilet.

Chapter 6: Reward plus more

Although Merlin had no feeling for the Holy See.

But I still like to join in the fun, go up and listen.

Merlin finally squeezed to the front of the onlookers, and the voice of the missionary was easy to hear.

"Have you heard of Lucifer III, the first demon of the death swamp?"

The villagers began to talk a lot, and seemed to have heard a little.

"A year ago, the Vatican 100,000 crusade fleet went to encircle and suppress, and was wiped out by Lucifer III. No one will survive!" The missionary sputtered and flew across.

Merlin thought for a while, wondering if there is still a brave named Alice who has survived?What is no life?Had she been captured alive by the cannibals on the beach, was she arrested as a sex slave?

"I heard that the Great Demon King of the First Hall is very ugly, with blue faces and fangs."

"Yes, it's not only ugly, but also lustful. It seems that the 233 generation of brave men a year ago was killed by a gangbang, so pitiful."

The two village women were chatting gossiping and gossiping happily.

Go away!Who is ugly?

Lao Tzu is known as the boss lady killer!

By the way, who has fucked Alice on this washboard?!

Forcing women to do this kind of thing is not my style at all.

Although she has seduce me, but I am not a fool!

A group of old ladies don’t know anything, fucking spreading rumors here...

Mei Lin rolled his eyes, and was angry. After a long time, his image among the villagers is a big stallion who is forced to follow him?!

"It's not good. I heard that not only is she lustful, but she is also a loli control. She especially likes loli under twelve years old. The underground of the Demon King's Palace imprisoned a little loli for his lustful pleasure." In the past, join the gossip camp.

"Oh my god, it's so scary..." The aunt hurriedly hugged her 12-year-old daughter next to her, for fear that Lucifer III would come down from the sky to snatch Lolita.

Mother nun!

I am not Lolicon!

The underground of the Demon King’s Palace is full of magma.?

If I really imprison a group of little loli for me to have fun, why the hell should I leave the Demon King Palace?Was it stupid that the head was kicked by a donkey?

Merlin's nose was crooked, and her image seemed to be increasingly distorted. Although she was no longer a devil, her past image was discredited and it was still very uncomfortable.

"Lucifer III is very powerful, known as the head of the seven demon kings, and across the sea from Great Britain, very close. If he leads the army of the demon kings across the Orkney Strait to attack Great Britain, think about yourself without the protection of the goddess of light. , Can you survive?" The missionary said impassioned, like a savior.

Sorry, I have never led an army across the Orkney Strait to attack Great Britain...

Merlin shook his head, taunting secretly in his heart, and his damn thing was the Mozu threat theory, as if the Mozu existed to rule the world and slaughter foreign races for pleasure.

But the villagers didn't think so, they were fooled by the missionaries in a few words, and they all showed horror.

"So you need to buy a scripture to deepen your faith in the Goddess of Light. You can't buy a gold coin and lose money! You can't buy a gold coin. You can't be fooled! The bishop ran away with his sister-in-law! So there was a big bargain! The bloodletting sale! The original price was 10 gold coins. A hardcover scripture, the whole audience only needs one gold coin!" The missionary yelled frantically with a broken gong.

"Buy, buy, buy!" The onlookers were fooled, and they took out a gold coin to buy a broken book that was not used by birds. The scene was very hot.

Merlin has a weird look, her frowning old man, her angry Qi Qiao smoky, her heart is not very balanced

**father!

Take my prestigious promotion, won't the Holy See give me a commission?