Chapter 258

258 The case of missing schlong

One after the other the questions were fired at him subsequently and Zi Han suddenly felt like he was on trial. The answer was simple. It was because he didn’t want to implicate Yi Chen thus he set off alone.

“Because I am afraid you would be implicated in this entire thing. That bastard deserved to die for what he did to you... if you were to come with me you wouldn’t have let me kill him,” replied Zi Han his voice getting lower and lower. He didn’t want to talk about this. He just wanted to do the kind of talking that feels good and releases milky white fluids.

For a moment Yi Chen didn’t say anything. That’s because he couldn’t refute that. Zi Han was right. Unlike Zi Han, he was bound by the code of the Yi family. He wouldn’t have allowed him to kill that bastard but he would have permitted him to kick his ass to his heart’s content.

“Then why not call me? I was so worried about you,” said Yi Chen his member twitching already as though begging for another round.

“Because.... sigh,” abruptly replied Zi Han before shutting his mouth.

Yi Chen pushed back the strands of hair sticking to Zi Han’s forehead and continued to ask, “Because what?” He had no plans for letting Zi Han go without knowing the truth. He had already figured out Zi Han’s character.

If one doesn’t push him to speak he might never say it. Zi Han shuffled around until he lay in Yi Chen’s arms facing him. With his face plastered against Yi Chen’s chest, Zi Han said,

“I was afraid you wouldn’t want me anymore. I was afraid you would be disgusted with me and leave me,” replied Zi Han not even daring to look into Yi Chen’s eyes.

Yi Chen felt his heart twist painfully hearing Zi Han say that. He pinched Zi Han’s chin forcing him to look up taking Zi Han by surprise. “I will never not want you,” he said his eyes trembling slightly his insecurities coming to the surface, “Baby, you should understand one thing. You are stuck with me for the rest of your life... I don’t plan on letting you go. No matter what you do, don’t you dare think it can get rid of me. Do you understand?”

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Zi Han’s breathing quickened as he stared into those eyes that were slowly luring him further into the pit. He was so certain Yi Chen wouldn’t want him. He had convinced himself that this man would stare at him with a look of disgust in his eyes just like in his nightmare.

Because of the excruciating pain and emotions, he felt in the dream it felt like it was real. Even when he woke up it was like his heart had been torn to pieces and the feeling wouldn’t easily go away.

Yi Chen didn’t even have to say anything thats because his love for Zi Han was clearly written on his face. Yi Chen was being extremely truthful and had made a silent pledge to protect him. This made Zi Han feel a little sourness rise to his chest.

“Why me?” he subconsciously asked his voice low. Judging from his expression he didn’t mean to ask that.

Yi Chen stroked Zi Han’s hair as he whispered into his ear, “Because from tha first day we met my heart already belonged to you.”

Zi Han, “...”

How could he even counter that and if he does he might end up being the bad guy toying with one of the federation’s most eligible bachelors.

“How long have you been practicing in front of a mirror to say that?” asked Zi Han choosing to bully the federation’s most eligible bachelor instead.

Yi Chen who had practiced no less than five times in front of a mirror, “...”

Zi Han interlocked their fingers together as he continued saying, “I think that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. It’s so cheesy but I love it. As long as you only say those words to me alone.”

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Hearing this Yi Chen smiled happily and he leaned down and kissed Zi Han while restraining him with his body. While the two were possibly starting something again, something specific only to lovers, Yi Chen received a message.

When he saw the content of the message a touch of malice flushed in his eyes with all that gentle softness from facing Zi Han gone.

Zi Han noticed something was wrong but he didn’t immediately ask. It turns out Yi Chen wasn’t truly happy about the prime minister having a thing for his lover.

When Zi Xingxi told him about it, he seemed well behaved on the outside but internally he was already seeing himself chopping off the prime minister’s tiny sausage and jiggle berries, cooking them then force-feed them to him.

Yes sure he couldn’t either touch or kill the prime minister but he had plenty of other means.

After being chased off the Han by Zi Xingxi and dropping off his siblings Yi Chen decided to pay the prime minister a visit.

Eight hours later...

“..... today the entire federation woke up to some very unfortunate news. Apparently, the prime minister was yet again attacked last night but this... this time the culprit wasn’t after his life but the lives of his future generations.”

Zi Han, “...”

He wanted to off the prime minister but this, this kind of thing was too cruel. People on StarNet had already come for him not because they were sympathetic.

Rather they were making jokes about the case of the missing schlong more especially after his dirty scandals went viral on StarNet.

Memes like have you seen this missing schlong with a picture of a tiny cocktail wiener were especially popular and no matter how hard the prime minister’s office tried to suppress it, it would boil up again.

Plenty of speculations were circulating around with some believing it was a jealous ex-lover or a dissatisfied prostitute.

Whatever the case might be whoever was behind this was the very definition of a vengeful ghost.