Chapter 250 - A lion and a Impala?

*clang* *crack*

The class had just ended, and Tenchi was working on something

Tenchi: huh you're wondering what I'm doing? well I'm making a gift for Kuro...you met her the other day when you joined

The person Tenchi was talking with was a sloth Miyubi Shishio.

Miyubi is a tall girl with long blond hair and some moss on her head and has purple eyes.

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Miyubi POV

Nura-san always takes time like this. He comes and talks to me...

All my life I've been alone

everyone would just pass me by but he is different.

Sometimes he would know what I am thinking without saying anything...

For some reason around him my world slows down...I have a lot of energy and...I feel free

He also is always tinkering with something

Tenchi: so...you like sports?

Miyubi: ...yes...I...love sports

Tenchi: do...you want to try...

I get up as fast as I can and go to him

Miyubi: yes, please

Tenchi: cool alright but first lets get you clean up

Nura-san carried me to my room and washed me up

Tenchi: This is tough on me, I was worried that you would drown yourself. but its embarrassing

He said to me as he is drying my hair

Tenchi: I mean you are too attractive. your huge b.o.o.b.s and beautiful face...I want to push you down and make you have my babies right now...

He is a strange guy sometimes. He says whatever on his mind. I don't know if he is series or not...but he is kind. He never complains...this isn't the first time he gave me a bath...

Tenchi: alright let's go outside...

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For the last week, Tenchi hasn't been coming to the cooking club

inside the clubroom

Ranka was upset

Ranka: where is he? why isn't he coming?

Hitomi: I-I don't know he hasn't been saying anything. I see him in class but after which he starts working on something he says is important

Yukari: what if he is on a date with another woman

Kuromi: no he is always just in the classroom

Kuro seemed sad: he said he wanted me away from him for a while

Liz: that's because he is making you a birthday gift

Patty: nee-chan you weren't supposed to say that

Liz: well she being annoying

Kuro stood up happy: really! I'm so happy

CookingClubGirls: Who are you?

Liz: wow they already forgot about us

Patty: haha, we saw you making Lovey-dovey with Kid too

Patty goes in Gun form and Liz points the gun at the girls then they switch and both go back to the humanoid forms

Hitomi: wait a second Tenchi had guns on his knees...

Ranka: that was you?

Liz: ugh annoying. You know I think you should use this as an opportunity to separate from King

patty starts pointing at them

Patty: haha they are so confused

Hitomi: what do you mean separate from him

Liz: listen if you want to be happy. you should n't be by his side.

Ranka: grrr who are are you to decide us

Patty: nee-san just being kind.

Hitomi: kind?

Kuromi uses her hypnotism trying to force them to tell them whats going on

Kuro: that doesn't work on them...

Liz: ok, you girls are useless women! you will eventually be a fad and then fade in the distance

Ranka: fad?

Patty: what she is saying that Kid will eventually leave you

They were shocked about this...

Hitomi: why would he..what do you mean

Liz: first you haven't even seen him really cook...

Ranka: no we did...

Liz: no you didn't...if he cooked...you would have been in a different world. I will say this his nickname isn't Sanji...its white-haired devil because his food can break people! He is also the number 1 chef in the world

Patty: what about Alice-chan and Erinachii

Liz: well they don't count

: number 1 chef in the world

Liz: that's not all, if you want to keep up with him...you should learn martial arts otherwise you're a burrden...(plus he is a Yokai..)

The room was silent

Kuro: girls stop being mean I like them! Ten doesn't mind them. He likes them a lot. Ignore them Liz and patty are kind of mean sometimes

Liz: tch

Patty: aww that's no fun.

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There was a bunch of noise going on outside so the girls in the club decided to check it out and they looked outside on the track and field and saw Tenchi and a sloth

Tenchi: good lets see what you learned

Miyubi who had AT's on raced an cheeta around the field and beat her

Miyubi was happy and shocked: I...did...it

She was about to go to him but died(passed out)

Tenchi caught her before she fell

Suddenly Ranka ran up to Tenchi and started licking him

Tnechi: huh Ranka whats the matter

Ranka: we thought you*lick*lick*

she was licking with snout and tears in her eyes

Hitomi, Kurumi, and Yukari went and hugged him too

Tenchi: huh why is everyone hugging me

Miyubi woke up for a second but died again(passed out)

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Tenchi: haha no I'm not leaving you...

Liz/patty: haha it was so funny

Kuro: present present present

kuro didn't say it but Tenchi could tell she was thinking that

Tenchi: it's not your birthday yet but here

Tenchi gave her a his gift

He put it around her in her cat form

Kuro: Yay a new collar!

Girls: COLLAR

Tenchi: it's modified, it increases your illusion, also has a strong defense. and if you are in trouble it sends you to 'Eden' (sakura world)

Ranka for some reason got jealous of the collar

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Tenchi: so you want me to cook for you all

CookingClubGirls: Yes

after hearing that Tenchi was the number one chef they wanted to have his cooking

Tenchi then started to make some special food for Ranka, Miyubi, Kuromi, Yukari, and Hitomi

All food based on what he knew about them was perfect for them

As he cooked the smell of the food was making them all melt

right in the middle of his cooking

the cooking door was opened by Gaoru Lionesses came in the door

"Is there a human by the name of Nura Tenchi here?"

One of them shouted

Tenchi: SHUT UP AND DON'T COME IN LIKE THAT

The Lionesses felt something for a second

Tenchi: I know you girls are attractive but if you come in with your perfume it changes the flavor of the food so please go natural otherwise you mess with the flavor...I'm sorry for yelling

They just nodded and obediently waited outside the door

As they waited they talked to each other

"… It was really dangerous for my heart."

"I thought it was cool… His apologetic expression looked like a turtle…"

"Anyway, it was dangerous."

"actually isn't he more attractive then King"

"come on King has a nice mane and...umm"

"but he screams a true King and I feel tones of s.e.x.u.a.l energy from him"

Tenchi felt a little shiver down his back but still serve the food to the girls and then walked out with the lioness

the girls bit into the food and all their clothes were gone!

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The girls brought Tenchi to a Lion sitting on a throne...but the girls kept glancing at Tenchi and whispering between them

The Lion didn't notice anything different about the girls and spoke to Tenchi

Lion: Nura Tenchi. I need your help. I know you have a harem of many interspecies

Tenchi: (there are lots of evolved Creatures...I wonder what other animals are evolved...now that I think about it I haven't seen any insects....are there insets in this world that have evolved...oh I'm not paying attention to this guy...I'll just nod)

Tenchi nods

Lion: so one night I discovered an Impala and my instincts took over...she ran away before I discovered if it was hunger, l.u.s.t or something else

He licks his lips

Tenchi: you clearly were hungry