Chapter 122 - I guess I'm doing Hercules now...

cart guy POV

Why is this guy so excited over the dog race? A dog race is the most dangerous...That's right I was told to keep an eye on him. Seriously I don't know why everyone has a hard-on for this kid.

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{Promoter room}

Dr. *** aka the Promoter

Promoter: There's a new prisoner who has entered who interest me. I need you to keep an eye on him. Report everything back to me and as a reward. *he holds up a card containing cast points* Is there any questions Yō Takami

Yo Takami: as Long as I get cast points I don't care

Promoter: You are a model inmate

Yo walks out of the office and as he does the promoter starts laughing

Promoter: mahaha what kind of specimen are you. I wonder if you're as entertaining as my experimental Wretched egg

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Yo: Hey umm...

He noticed Tenchi was thinking about something.

Tenchi: what reward is there to win? is there a prize or something?

Yo: you win 100,000 cast points and Anpan (red bean bun)if you participate

Tenchi/Shiro: ANPAN!

They ran off. As they ran off the smile on Yo face stopped and he narrowed his eyes...

he then went to make a phone call

Yo:*click* yes sir...it appears he intends to enter today's race

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A loudspeaker made an announcement over the loudspeaker

"Attention park visitors, deadman wonderland legendary Dog race enters the stage in 20 minutes"

Tenchi and Shiro were screaming in the hall as they walked to register for the race

"ANPAN"

Then Tenchi pulled out a lyre he made

and started playing it...

Everyone started staring at them as they were just goofing around while everyone was fighting for their life here

Shiro: WOW WHAT IS THAT

She pointed to his lyre

Tenchi: Oh its called a lyre. I made it...I've been always good at making instruments

She looked glued at it

Tenchi: Shiro if you win you can have it\

Shiro: Shiro won't lose then

suddenly a girl comes by this girl is the one from lunch

She waves to Tenchi and comes over to him

Azami: Hey you

Tenchi: hey...umm sandwich girl how are you doing. Shiro this is the sandwich girl

Shiro: Sandwich girl!

Azami: That's not my name. I'm Azami

Tenchi tilts his head: You sure?

Azami: I know my own name

Suddenly a cat comes out of nowhere and climbs onto Tenchi's head

Tenchi: Oh Kuro your done

Kuro: Meow

Tenchi: good job

Everyone stared at the cat on Tenchi head and they all went cute

Tenchi: Kuro this is Sandwich girl..shes a tsun tsun

Azami: I am not!

Tenchi: this is Shiro...hmm

Tenchi pulled her off his head and held her up to Shiro and looked back and forth

Tenchi: Ok I decided Shiro you're her older sister now! I mean your name means black and her name means white plus you both have white hair perfect!

Shiro then scratched Tenchi hands and jumps to Shiro heads and meow

Tenchi: She says she'll accept you as a younger sister

Shiro: Shiro doesn't understand how cats can be a big sister. I'm bigger so shouldn't I be the older sister

Tenchi: Oh Shiro is actually older than you. She is also freakishly strong

Suddenly she jumps from Shiro's head does a one-two punch and finishes with a roundhouse kick on Tenchi. sending bumping into the guy he slammed into the ground the other day

The man name was Kōzuji Kazumasa he looks down and smiles with his broken teeth

Kōzuji Kazumasa: Oh it seems you can't even win against a cat;.You were just lucky the other day

Tenchi jumps at him and looks confused: Who are you? Oh the wannabe Yakuza from yesterday

Kōzuji: What wannabe

Tenchi: I mean why are you wearing a coat Yakuza don't wear those like that. Are you stupid or something? you must be right. Also, why don't you have your hand in the coat? is that suppose to be cool. Hey, girls, do you thank that is handsome with his coat like that

Azami and Kuro shake their heads while Shiro is just confuse

People start laughing

Tenchi: Oh I know you're compensating for something

Kōzuji gritted his fist: I haven't been feeling this pissed off since that idol looked down on

Tenchi clapped his fingers: Oh I remember you. Your silver place. You lost to Ryouta in the Olympics

His face went red

Tenchi: You tried to ask an idol out. First Idols usually can't date...I mean what can second place do to protect her. second of all...Dude she was in middle school... A middle-age man with a middle schooler...creapy

Everyone started to give him weird looks

Kōzuji: it it isn't like that. I was just a fan and

Tenchi: That's why you tried to punch her...

You may be asking why does Tenchi know all this...well it was simple

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Kōzuji Kazumasa: you bitch I'll kill you for not accepting me

He starts choking her and quickly squeezes her throat when suddenly a girl comes to the rescue

Girl: ~Tenchi's style lion breaker barrage

She does two quick high kicks to his face, then jumps back does a palm spirt burst knocking the idol off her his hands and sending him to the wall immediately she follows through with a turtle headbutt knocking him out

she runs up to her friend and her friend seems fine other than her throat box was torn

So she calls the only person who can help her...well one of two

she teleports to his home with her friend

Girl: Master...

she screamed

Tenchi appears: Mirai whats the matter? Oh I see..

Tenchi quickly fixed her up and she was good..no better than new

Mirai: Master thank you

Tenchi pats her on the head and smiles: So...who made my cute little apprentice sad

Mirai: Cu-cute!

The idol told him what happen worried

Tenchi: haha Don't worry. DMC will handle this...for a price

Mirai: Master...for me

she does puppy dog eyes

Tenchi: Tst fine...but only you

Tenchi had his Lawyer Mia get Kōzuji Kazumasa sent to deadman wonderland.

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Tenchi then does his finishing touches and secretly threw a new pill inside Kōzuji Kazumasa mouth

they start hearing farting and see a wet pants

Tenchi: Did you piss yourself...no you shat yourself

Everyone starts laughing

He couldn't even complain because so much poop was coming out and he ran crying to the bathroom running into the chief and she looks at him with a disgusted look and simply says: Pathetic

Tenchi: (Oh so it looks like my pill I was going to use on gramps is a success...)

Tenchi walks to Shiro and the others while Kuro says that he is a bad influence on her new sister

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The are moved to where the race was

There was a big arena around an Obstacle course that reminded Tenchi of a combination of Ninja warrior and the Hercules movie training scene...

Tenchi: what am I Hercules...actually this looks like one of my training I did...no it seems the same...even the poison...

Lets see first is the slice and dice

Tenchi looks at Shiro and who is excited and he smiles: Shiro do you know what you sing when you eat Appan?

Shiro: You sing the Apanman song right

She starts singing Apanman theme song

Tenchi: Close but how about the other apanman song

Azami: What are you two doing...if we mess up we will die

Tenchi smiles and screams to the other participants/inmates: If you're worried...and feel you might die...*his golden eye shined* then follow my road

Azami: ro-road...

Tenchi: Shiro this is the new Appanman song

Suddenly a mic appears in his hand

Tenchi sings: Waiting for you, Anpanman, Waiting for you, Anpanman

I don't have biceps or pecs (Well I do)

I don't have a supercar like Aceman

The ideal hero is my fantasy

But all I can give you is Anpan

I've dreamed of becoming a hero like Aceman

I ran with all my strength, jumping high up in the sky

I'm not afraid of little things like bruising my knees

An innocent fantasies of my childhood

{ANPANMAN: BTS}

everyone was quiet when he started singing...and screamed loudly and started cheering when he was singing...

Tenchi changed the stages whole mood...

Azami looks at Tenchi and says: who are you

Tenchi: Haven't you heard sandwich girl,

Shiro: He is Tenka

The announcer still was in shocked but regained his thoughts: So umm after that...lets begin the dog race...

Everyone cheered

Then a bang and Everyone ran but...in front were Tenchi and Shiro

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*Azami POV*

Fast...they is way ahead...I didn't even see them stop at the first hurdle...

Should I follow him...last time I trusted someone...I was betrayed...I made a freshman my vice commander in our gang and they set me up and...

She shakes her head..: His eyes were honest...huh whats that line

She starts running and everything slowed down...

She didn't know why but she was moving faster than she ever did

suddenly more people started following the road...

It was like everything was easy

we ran...we wanted to catch sight of him

he climbed up to the bungee and grabbed one that was broken and landed laughing

What would it take to not even care about that

Then there was a field of arrows being shot and they ran through it like it was a walk in a park.

Ballons, tightrope, walking through a minefield fire...but he made it so easily...we were able to make it to where he was...shocked at each other

"How were all of them able to make it through"

"A-amazing"

"Simply amazing"

The guards were shocked. they originally thought there would be a riot or something but no...they enjoyed it still

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Tenchi: well that was...huh everyone made it through...All 20 of us

a woman was on the final stage with a ball in her hand

Shiro: Tenka, Tenka you are amazing!

She was shocked that Tenchi made it through without her help...

"Ok, now its time for what you all were waiting for the battle royal. the last man standing with the ball in their hand wins the 100,000 anpan

Tenchi: the last man standing...

Tenchi narrows his eyes and frowns

The woman throws the ball and Tenchi quickly catches

"The person who is lucky enough to not be impaled at the end wins

Tenchi throws the ball and the ball is impelled

it goes quiet...this was the second time Tenchi quieted the crowd

Tenchi: Stop wasting my damn time. You want me to f.u.c.k.i.n.g kill me I'm right here, come down here and fight me but you won't because your f.u.c.k.i.n.g bitch., I'll let you know this. while I'm breathing this place and its rules, can suck my d.i.c.k! I'll make this place my bitch!

Tenchi ran to Shiro

Shiro: what about the prize...Tenka you stupid head you. I wanted to win

Tenchi: How about this. I'll make you a present

Shiro: really! no lying. Cross your heart

Tenchi: yeah...

he patted her head

Tenchi: but here's a little present for being so cute.

He kissed her cheek and started walking away

Her face went red

Shiro: Shiro feels weird...what did you do...also whats a d.i.c.k

Tenchi: hmm I'll teach you more about that later first Appan

Shiro: APANNMAN!

...Tenchi later beat up by Kuro...

AN: In case you forgot Shiro went to Deadman with Tenchi plus they do have the same color hair Ok not really Kuro or true name Neko (From K project) has pink hair but she uses an illusion to make her have white hair. because WHY WOULD CATS BE PINK!

Mia Fey is Tenchi's Lawyer introduced in Tenchi Nura Childhood as Ryouta Kise chapter 18

Mirai Kamiki and her younger brother are Two of Tenchi's apprentices. Tenchi found this out later but the younger brother decided to travel instead of going to Ryzopaku {It was mentioned about them in earlier chapters}