Chapter 11 - Worst first impression 2

Mari pours cold water on Tenchi a few minutes after Ryoko left with the sword

Tenchi jumps up in his fighting pose

Tenchi: Who's there I'll take you all on, huh

Tenchi looks around and sees Mari

Mari: how you doing sleepy head? had a great nap?

Tenchi: Mari what was that for

Mari: Oh while you were sleeping Ryoko left...Like I told you she would!

Tenchi: geeze want a muffin...huh where did everyone else go

Mari: I took them back...but you don't seem upset

Tenchi looks at her confused

Tenchi: Why would I be upset. You bring her here telling her shes a member of the family, of course, she would be overwhelmed

Mari: oh that's true...so why did you give her your sword?

Tenchi: huh the Tenseiga is right here

Mari: no your other sword

Tenchi face changes color. he looks around can't find it

Mari:...you did allow her to take your sword right

Botan came out of nowhere and started laughing

Botan: haha the great Tenchi had his sword stolen...haha

Tenchi: that, That bitch. She dears leaves and takes my sword. I'm going to teach her to never steal from the king of thieves

Mari: the king of thieves?

Tenchi: I'm going to make her pay *hiccup* I'm going to make her my bitch

Tenchi teleports away

Botan: di-did he just teleports without his yokai

Mari: did you forget he can copy abilities...besides that...why did you entice him while he's drunk

Botan: drunk...no way he couldn't be drunk...

she runs up to Mari shaking her

Botan: he wasn't drunk right?

Mari: He was hammered...on a full moon

Botan: What should we do

She starts freaking out

Mari: let's pretend we didn't see anything

Botan nodded sweating feeling sorry for Ryoko

suddenly they and their place was shrunken and they were teleported away by Ryoko

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*A few hours ago in space*

A beautiful woman dr.a.p.ed in robes observed the outer orbit of the earth. She had just been in a slumber for years

"woman??: What planet is this?

AI: colonized planet 0315 earth

She is beside two stone guardians

"woman??: Then this is where my brother Yosho is

Stone Guardian: No what we detected from this planet is Ryoko

Woman??: huh, 'she glares' not that woman! What does this mean

AI: We have yet to detect Yosho ship. But he was in pursuit of Ryoko. Logically it would follow that

Woman??: I see, That woman and Ryo Ohki must be fully tried by Jurai as soon as possible

Stone guardian 2: Princess Ayeka Unfortantantly all crimes will be canceled due to the statute of limitations in Galaxy standards time 00432 or in 4 seconds

A bunch of data showing Ryoko crimes is pulled up on the screen with a picture of Ryoko making a peace sign posing for her crime photo. A beep and the info on Ryoko was gone

AI: As of this moment the statute of limitations is in effect and Ryoko galaxy wanted file has been destroyed

Ayeka almost had tears in her eyes

Ayeka: Destroyed! tell me why is that

AI: The statute of limitations is made based on the holy council of planet Jurai

Ayeka: That is not what I have asked! I want to know why that woman isn't swapped for all eternity

AI: The statute of limitations is made based on the holy council of planet Jurai

Ayeka: Nevermind the only clue is that woman. We must capture her at once, at any cost

AI: but the statute of limitations

Ayeka: Nevermind that this is an order I will think of an excuse later

Guardians: YES MAMM

Ayeka: Soon big brother

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*before Ryoko left*

Ayeka had come to Tenchi Mansion shouting for Ryoko to come out..but that wasn't heard inside the Mansion due to the barrier but Ryoko sensed someone entering the atmosphere so she assumed it was Ayeka...

Ryoko had left the mansion and summoned Ryo Ohki which was at the bottom of the Misaki family lake. She took the sword in order to not get Tenchi and the DMC people involved

Ayeka attempted to shoot at the mansion but was blocked by Ryo Ohki.

Ayeka continued firing at Ryoko so fearing they would get hurt she shrunk the house and took them to the ship as she flew away

A drunk Tenchi teleported to the Ryo Ohki

Tenchi: You what do you think your doing...; leaving without telling me. You belong to me!

he's talking to his sword but Ryoko thinks he's talking about her

Ryoko: I feel so good...moving so freely again

Tenchi looks down

Tenchi: Huh were in the air...are we in a space ship

On Ryoko, you can notice everything around you. Think of like a virtual image around the ship

Tenchi: huh isn't that my mansion

Ryoko: Sorry about that, I didn't have time so I shrunk it and brought it with me

Tenchi: oh...cool so what's going on

Ryoko: remember that girl I told you about earlier that crazy woman who will attack us like crazy she started firing at us for no reason So I summoned Ryo Ohki and tried to get away before she hurt DMC but she still fired...what a crazy girl right and huh

Tenchi: zzzZZZZZZZZZZ

Ryoko: Are you sleeping...huh, where did the sword go...

Tenchi fell a sleep...while they were chased and attacked

Ryoko wanted to smack him but suddenly Ryo Ohki was mentally attacked with Ayeka psychic attack. Ayeka then summoned her guardians to capture her...and the sleeping Tenchi

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Ayeka has the guardians hang Ryoko upsidedown and she is calmly drinking tea

Ayeka: it's been a while, hasn't it Ryoko. I've been looking for you for sometime

Ryoko ignores her

Ayeka: I have a question, why did the earthling have this sword with him

Ayeka showed her the sword with the jewels in it

Ayeka: ANSWER ME

Ryoko for the first time looked at her and smirked

Ryoko: hmm

This caused Ayeka eyes to twitch and she ordered her guardians to shock Ryoko

Ryoko: Ohh haha, stop, it tickles

Ayeka: Stop enough

They stop shocking Ryoko

Ayeka: this seems to be having an opposite effect on her...you're behaving like one of those what it called

AI: Masochists

She starts blushing

Ayeka: Yeah Masochist

Ryoko: actually little princess, I'm more of a sadist

she covers her mouth

Ayeka: Oh my, does that mean you like...nevermind that's not important. Tell me why did that young man have this sword

Ryoko: You bonehead!

Ayeka: What

Ryoko: Don't you feel it in his blood he had the sword because he's the owner of it

Ayeka: Don't be so ridiculous you know this sword belongs to my brother! Now, where is he? Where is my brother Yosho

Ryoko: Half brother you mean and you came all this way to look for him. Things must be dull on planet Jurai. You royal types must be really bored

Ayeka was shaking in anger

Ayeka: SILENCE CRIMINAL! How dare you

Ryoko: Well, well

Ayeka tightly held Yosho sword shaking

Ayeka: My brother disappearance all started because of you!

Ryoko pretends shocked

Ryoko: Oh is that what happened

Ayeka then used the sword to shock Ryoko actually causing pain

Ryoko: Stop, please you can stop now.

Ayeka does and ask

Ayeka: Now answer me

Ryoko: Tenchi probably knows about Yosho than I do. Go talk to him

Ayeka: But, why would this sword know the whereabouts of my brother

Ryoko: oh yeah the sword is called Tenchi too. No, I mean the earthling boy. He's called Tenchi also

She was about to go to see Tenchi but an AI had received orders from Ayeka's mother the queen that Ayeka must go to sleep at a certain time. Which Ryoko mocked her for being a little girl and wishing her sweet dreams

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Tenchi wakes up inside a tree prison

Tenchi: hmm where am I...RYOKO? hmm

Tenchi just steps out of the prison and sees a little girl. she has teal-colored hair tied in long pigtails with melon pink eyes. she also has an upside-down triangle birthmarked on her forehead,

Tenchi: hmm a perfect loli...who are you?

Little girl: My name is Sasami

Tenchi pats her head

Tenchi: what a cute name Sasami I'm Tenchi Nura

Tenchi looks around

Tenchi: Have you been kidnapped also..if you have let me know I'll beat them up*hiccup*

Sasami: haha what are you silly. This is our ship

Tenchi: Oh your an alien... wait or am I an alien? hmm I don't get it but nice to meet you...are all aliens as cute as you

Sasami: umm I don't know...we don't all look the same

Tenchi: so what planet are you from? Planet Sasami

Sasami: No silly, Sasami is my name I'm of course from planet Jurai

Tenchi: I have no idea if that is a big deal or not

Tenchi sees Sasami had a similar sword that Tenchi had...

Tenchi looks closely and smile

Tenchi: I have decided I will make you my wife. *hiccup*

he thinks she will be a looker in the future

Sasami: huh, is this a game

Tenchi: Well a game of life

Sasami thinks he's playing so she says she will agree if he does her a favor

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Sasami: So I want you to grab my sister's headpiece ornament, she's asleep so now is the perfect time

Tenchi hits his chest

Tenchi: haha it will be my first gift to my fiance

Tenchi runs off to her bedroom and Sasami laughs as he runs

Tenchi heads inside and sees Ayeka sleeping on her back and sees the sword he lost

Tenchi: So you're the thief I will take back what is mine...I owe Ryoko an apologie...I can't believe I thought she stole my sword

Tenchi forgot she did originally

he takes the sword and but then sees she's wearing a loose fitting shirt

Tenchi slaps her titties

Tenchi: Nice. hmm I'll say they are on the level on Botan...well maybe not as much depth

Ayeka starts to scream but Tenchi covers her mouth badly

Tenchi: SHH, I'm trying to steal a headpiece from this bitch who stole my sword. She's lucky she's hot and I just got engaged to her sister otherwise I'd push her down...wait didn't I get what I came here for

She kicks Tenchi tries to kick Tenchi off of her but he jumps out of the bed

Tenchi: ahh crazy girl attacking me...I was always told don't f.u.c.k with crazy...so I'm out of here

Tenchi runs out of there fast...

Ayeka: Azaka and Kamidake

Guardians: Yes Mamm,

Ayeka: I want you to put that scoundrel to death

She sees he's gone

Ayeka: oh my, how quickly he runs

Sasami sees Tenchi being fired at and laughs at him

Tenchi grabs her and starts running

Tenchi: Your logs are trying to kill me

Sasami: they're my sisters there's nothing I can do

She tells him to go into a tree and they fall to where Ryoko was

Ryoko: yahoo Tenchi over here

Tenchi: Oh Ryoko...why is every time I see you. you're captured somewhere...are you an M

Tenchi used his sword to open up her cage

Ryoko glares at him

Ryoko: no I'm more of a, huh whos this

Sasami: I'm Sasami' she points at her and looks at Tenchi' Tenchi who is this older lady. Is she a friend of yours also

Ryoko squirms at the fact she was called old lady but smiles and starts shaking her

Ryoko: Yes I'm his friend but not an older lady. you know what I mean little girl

Sasami: wow you're a strong lady that hurts..

She notices Tenchi sword

Sasami: Oh that sword belongs to Yosho

Ryoko realizes something and goes up to Tenchi and tells him to see the sword

She brings her head closer to Tenchi and hugs him and the jewels start glowing

Ayeka then comes shocked to see her sister with these two

Sasami: Sorry I was just bored

Ayeka yells at her telling that is no excuse for helping those two and looks at Tenchi

Ayeka: You Tenchi I believe your name was that. I have a question I would like to ask

Tenchi: Sure' he shrugs his shoulders

Ayeka: where is the owner of the sword

Tenchi knows his grandfather was Yosho but he kept it a secret

Tenchi: Oh, I think he died a long long time ago... according to the legends

Ayeka: WH-what was his name

Tenchi: I'm pretty sure his name was Yosho

Ayeka felt devastated

Ryoko: oh yeah he died. That's too bad

Ayeka: it isn't true. your only trying to trick me. Azaka and Kamidake

Guardians: yes mam

Sasami called Ayeka's name but then was taken hostage by Ryoko. but was captured by vines. Tenchi orders the vines to release Ryoko and capture the guardians. Which Ayeka sees that Tenchi is able to use it

Ayeka: That sword...the master key seems to be in sync with him...but it shouldn't react to anyone but those of royal blood...it cant be

she falls to her knees

Ryoko grabs Tenchi and has him summon Ryo Ohki. It arrives crashing into the ship and they run into Ryo Ohki

Sasami: Bye Tenchi

she said waving at him

Ryoko...then decides to get revenge on Ayeka and...brings her ship crashing down to earth and surprisingly they destroy japan rail, bridges and causes massive damages... and Ayeka ship is in shambles...Tenchi did rescue them and the guardians before they got hurt...

They restored the mansion and placed it near the Masaki family grounds