Chapter 1： Don't want to be popular on the first day

Shi Zhi lay on his back with his eyes closed, his hands folded on his flat stomach, and his whole person was extremely religious.

She looked calm, but whether it was the frantic trembling eyelids or the uncontrollable corners of her mouth, they all showed how hilarious the character is.

because-

Can be regarded as retired.

Shi Zhi used to work in Kuai Chuan Ju. Compared with his colleagues with unusual talents, Shi Zhi is like the most common social animal. Doing tasks is like clocking in. There is no need to communicate with his superiors and colleagues until After completing 999 tasks, the boss noticed her when she handed in her retirement application report.

The boss retained Shi Zhi, Xiao Zhi moved with emotion and reasoned, "Quickly passing through the game requires talents like Shi Zhi, without you is a great loss to Quickly passing through the game", and promised that if Shi Zhi stayed, he would have a chance to change. Become a full-time employee.

Shi Zhishi refused.

She was moved.

She pretends.

Can finally retire and welcome a good retirement life, who wants to be a social animal again? Are you kidding me?

Most of the other colleagues want to return to the body of the real world after completing the task, but Shi Zhi chose to put it elsewhere. She is an orphan with no father and no mother. She was hit by a truck in an accident before entering the fast-tracking game, and went back. It may not be able to piece it together later, so it is better to start a new life.

Shi Zhi has already written down his wishes for a new identity not long ago: to be beautiful, to have a good figure, to be rich, and to have a lot of money.

At this moment, Zhi is praying for the realization of his wish, and he unfolds the happy picture that he will see after opening his eyes.

It’s on a clean and beautiful island, sitting on a lounger, drinking coconut juice, stepping on the soft sand, and soaking in the sun; or walking in a quiet forest villa with a small deer next to it...

【drop-】

There was an elongated and harsh mechanical sound in his mind, but to Shi Zhi it was comparable to Xianle.

The teleportation is over, the place is here, her perfect appearance, her superb retirement life, she is here.

"Shi Zhi, get out of the entertainment circle and go to death!"

There was no sunny beach, no villa in the forest and little deer. When Shi Zhi opened his eyes, he saw two eggs whizzing towards her face one after another, with the sound of breaking wind.

Shi Zhi's pupils shrank sharply.

Is this opening method wrong?

…

"Shi Zhi!"

Everything happened so quickly that the assistant next to Shi Zhi only had time to shout.

Then they either stayed a little farther away, or hid directly behind the woman, giving full play to the undead and impoverished Dao friends.

There are too few of them to resist the angry male idol fans. Shi Zhi has already committed public anger, and he doesn’t know where the wind has been leaked. The magical male idol fans actually blocked Shi Zhi downstairs in the company. , It’s only a matter of time from swearing to throwing things away to vent your anger.

Now it broke out completely.

Surrounded by a red skirt, the skirt is of self-cultivation, and the shape of the front is drawn and the figure is good. This color will look tacky if you don’t wear it well, but even if the people at the scene hate her, they have to say that this color is She is very worthy.

Full of beauty, standing in the crowd is the most dazzling existence, probably because of the scandals in the past two days, the spirit is a little bit worse, it looks a little haggard, but it is still beautiful, and even a little more charming.

However, after half a second, the two eggs will smash flowers on this beauty's face.

Even the male idol fans hesitated a little, but only a little.

The hype is **** it!

However, after half a second, the egg did not smash the flower on Shi Zhi’s face. Shi Zhi, who had already seemed to have his soul removed, suddenly raised his hand, blocking it in front of him, and the two eggs steadily Falling in the palm of her hand.

Intact.

…

Shi Zhi's entire movement was fast and smooth, and the noisy surroundings were quiet.

Male idol fan:? ? ? What is this special situation?

Shi Zhi twisted his eyebrows, looked down at the egg in his hand, and also didn't know what was going on.

It's a good retirement life.

However, Shi Zhi still took two eggs and walked in one direction, and finally stood in front of a round-faced girl.

Shi Zhi opened his mouth, "This egg is yours?"

The round-faced girl was flushed and flushed. She smashed the eggs and scolded them. But in the crowd, she could attack each other unscrupulously. She really stood face to face with Shi Zhi, but she began to be timid.

The other party is so beautiful, and the taste is fragrant, she is a pretty lady who is hard to meet in reality.

The round-faced girl seemed to have suddenly lost her courage, but she still whispered, "Yes."

Shi Zhi, "Oh, that's for you."

She opened her palms, but the girl with a round face was completely embarrassed and didn't dare to reach out for it, and even stepped back two steps, "...I don't want it anymore."

Shi Zhi classified this as a gift, "Give it to me?"

Round face girl: Hey?

"Ok…"

Shi Zhi, "Thank you."

While speaking, everyone calmly put the two eggs into the LV bag with everyone's weird gaze.

"Pretend ass!"

Shi Zhi had just put the eggs in the bag, and another yelling from the side broke the silence. This time, when Shi Zhi slammed into Shi Zhi, a portable mirror with sharp edges and a cold light in the sun.

Compared with this, the egg just now looks very gentle, and the mirror will shave if it is careless, which is fatal to the actors who rely on their faces to eat.

Did not draw.

Shi Zhi clamped the mirror with **** this time.

? ? ?

The surrounding area became quiet again, but Shi Zhi did not hesitate their reaction, twisting the mirror to face his face.

A beautiful face appeared in the mirror, which was very similar to her original appearance, but it was an enhanced beauty version, which was in line with Shi Zhixue Xiamei's expectations.

This undoubtedly made Shi Zhi a little relieved. Although he hadn't figured out the situation yet, it was an egg and a mirror. One after another, Shi Zhi realized what was going on.

Fortunately, the appearance is beautiful, the figure... it should be good without careful study.

Shi Zhi did the same as before. When she walked to the girl who had lost the mirror, the girl was not arrogant, and even for a moment she felt that Shi Zhi was going to hit her.

Shi Zhi just threw the mirror to the other party, and educates in a deep voice, "Don't throw things away."

At that moment, the girl seemed to feel the death gaze from the old father.

Persuaded.

After this series of hand-held objects, the people who had surrounded Shi Zhi in a fierce manner unknowingly dispersed, and the assistant security guard next to Shi Zhi also rushed out of the encirclement with Shi Zhi who had packed two raw eggs in LV.

After Shi Zhi left, a video went viral on the Internet.

This time it was not with the overwhelming verbal abuse in the past, but with the question marks.

In the video, Shi Zhi picked up the egg with his left hand, lifted his right hand, and clamped the mirror with his fingers. The whole video was silky smooth to the extreme, and there was no trace of editing at all.

Among the question marks, someone finally said all the doubts of all netizens.

"What the hell, the entertainment industry can't keep going, Shi Zhi has begun to develop into the acrobatics world?"

Not to mention, this acrobatics is really good, very exciting, it is completely unexpected that Shizhi has such a talent.

…

After being verbally abused for several days, the master who has suddenly been quietly developing acrobatics in the hearts of netizens is now sitting on the bench with a serious face.

An hour ago, when Shi Zhi’s crazy cue was about to cross the game, a mechanical reminder finally appeared in his mind. As an employee of the fast cross game, Shi Zhi was already familiar with this sound as much as the school party’s class bell. , Is the sound of the system.

In order to understand the situation with the system, Shi Zhi didn't even care about the so-called company boss, so he hurried back to the body's residence.

The system did explain it.

Shi Zhi’s world is a counterattack Shuangwen from the entertainment industry. In this novel, the heroine of Shuangwen rebounds after experiencing the whole network hacking, male idol fans frantically attacking, and unable to eat or drink. A path of the heroine of meeting the gods and killing the gods and the Buddha and killing the Buddha, thus successfully embarking on the pinnacle of life...

Shi Zhi asked, "But what does this have to do with me?"

She knows that retirees like her who do not return to the real world will be arranged in a small world, have read many similar web articles, and even performed corresponding tasks.

But what's the point of telling her that the background is so detailed?

She is here to support her.

Although Shi Zhi had already had bad predictions, the system revealed that she was the female protagonist Shuang Wenyuan this time. Shi Zhi still couldn't help but want to scold his mother during the low period before the rise.

She took a deep breath, "I applied to contact the headquarters, and now there is an error, which is different from the conditions I requested before." Not only is it different, but there is not much that Shizhi expected at all.

At this time, Shi Zhi still had a little hope for the conscience of going through the game quickly. Such a big department, with such obvious loopholes, would not be so dark, so shameless?

The system was silent for a while, and after a while, it said, [Not much difference, good looks, good figure, money...]

Shi Zhi pointed at the empty rental house with few furniture. There was a basin on the ground that was leaking, so that the system could think about it before speaking.

When introducing the background of the original body, Shi Zhi felt that this Shuangwen heroine was facing one of the black spots, and it was so outrageous that it was suspected to be taken care of by the rich.

Live here if you are kept?

After the system stops, continue to tell Shi Zhi that there will definitely be money, and even Shi Zhi will become the richest man. As long as she smashes and stoms on and hurry up, she will be found by the housekeeper and let her go back. Inherit the inheritance.

Shi Zhi was wrong. She was wrong because she shouldn't have conscientious expectations for the upcoming game. There was no such thing at all. It was really black and really shameless.

After they made a mistake, they didn't intend to correct it, and let her, an innocent retiree, pay the bill. Isn't the 999 tasks that she did count as if there is no Labor and Social Security Bureau to manage it?

After seeing it clearly, Shi Zhi finally tore his face and cursed.

The first time the system saw a woman change her face so quickly, it didn't take a while to switch from a mild social animal to a grumpy old girl.

"and many more."

Shi Zhi paused the grumpy quotation. She noticed something and walked quickly toward the kitchen stove.

There were two eggs boiled in a pan on the stove over there. It was the two eggs that the previous male idol fan smashed at her and was finally put into the LV bag.

The LV bag was taken away by the company. The original poor jingle, and the clothes all over his body were arranged by the company. The two eggs were not easy to pick up, so Shi Zhi borrowed the staff to bring them back in plastic bags.

There was no food at all in this small broken house, and Shi Zhi boiled these two eggs.

In the original plot, Shuangwen heroine Shi Zhi was hit by a male idol fan with an egg on her forehead. She was embarrassed and was also photographed with ugly photos, thus starting a journey to the entertainment circle that bottomed out and rebounded.

And now Shizhi took out the two eggs from the pot and didn't know which one opened the original plot, measuring a few seconds with one hand, and then knocking down towards the edge of the table.

After two successive "clicks" of the eggshell cracking, Shi Zhi looked at the eggshell in the perfect shape and the soft light emitting protein under the light, revealing the first gratifying smile since coming here.

It's cooked and ready to eat.