CH 85

How to beat Kiriha and Ikuo

Translated by Dawn

How to beat Kiriha and Ikuo

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Introduction of Characters

Ryuzaki Sayuri, an ordinary person?

She was the boss of the main characters and was initially the director of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications’ Extraordinary Ability Department, but later became the director of the bureau when the Extraordinary Ability Department was upgraded to Extraordinary Ability Bureau.

She was the only adult character and had the largest bust size in this novel.

If this work is made into an anime, I have a feeling that there will be a lot of doujinshi made of her.

Ryogo Bando – Ice Kinesis

The ability to generate ice from the body. It is not the ability to freeze. In One Piece, it is not “Hie Hie no Mi” but “Yuki Yuki no Mi”. I want to bring it out again because it is very popular among readers.

Don’t worry, he will appear in the book version in a guts way.

End of work. When I teleported to the police station, as usual, Maria and the police team were gathered at the entrance.

“Good work, everyone. It was a hard day’s work, wasn’t it?”

“Yes. Today, at the request of the police, I have listed all the drug users in the entertainment and sports worlds in Thoughtography. They will all be arrested by the end of the day.”

“Good grief, another media frenzy.”

When Maria’s chest was heaving with a blank expression, Maiko with Maya complimented her.

“But if we can arrest the dealers and traffickers from there, we might be able to eradicate drugs from Japan.”

“Maria is amazing.”

Maiko cheered her up, and Maya stroked Maria’s head. Cute.

“Maria, you’re completely cleaning up the industry. Well, I guess this will make the entertainment industry healthier since there will be no more cozy relationships with the yakuza.”

Then, I received a message from Director Sayuri.

I opened it and was told to come to the Director’s office with, Miina, Shisae, Ijuin, Maria, and Kiriha.

“Honey-san.”

“Yeah, I got it too. Maybe she found out something about OU, Ijuin.”

“I would be there.”

Ijuin, who liked Maria, was close by and immediately rushed over to her.

“Nothing has stuck in my Precognition yet, but the more information I have, the more accurate my Precognition will be. Let’s go now.”

“I nodded and teleported with the others to MIC.”

***

Once we went to the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications auditorium and took Shisae and Miina with us, we asked for the Director-General’s office.

After knocking, we were urged to enter and opened the door to find Director General Sayuri inside, sitting on a chair, waiting for us with a stern expression on her face.

“Everyone, thank you for coming. Let me cut right to the chase.”

After confirming that Maria, the last person to enter the room, had closed the door to the Director’s office, Director Sayuri opened his mouth again.

“I have just finished analyzing the OU’s classified documents that Maria has just sent to me. Their objective is to abduct you and the other Big Four.”

I was relieved that it was not an assassination, but I could not afford to relax.

The fact that Director Sayuri had said what she did make me feel even tenser.

“Of course, but that’s a crime, isn’t it?”

“Naturally, yes. However, an abduction of other citizens, cyber-attacks, espionage, and intentional violation of territorial waters and airspace for the purpose of conducting powerful reconnaissance. There are plenty of other state-sponsored crimes. In a sense, there is no other entity that commits as many criminal acts as the state.”

In a stern voice that did not sound like a joke, Director Sayuri’s mouth twisted sarcastically.

“But Sayuri-chan, if Honey-chan can teleport us, we can come back even if we are kidnapped, right? Besides, we have Kiriha-chan as a bodyguard.”

“Unfortunately, Shisae, I am strong, but I am not invincible. If I get sniped from a kilometer away with an anti-material rifle, I won’t be able to defend myself.”

With a cool expression that evidenced that she was in battle mode, Kiriha told us matter-of-factly.

“If I were the enemy, I would kill myself with an anti-matter rifle and then shoot Honey with a tranquilizer bullet. Without consciousness, there is no way to teleport.”

“It’s just like Kiriha said. In a fight with a ring and a gong, my teleportation is unbeatable, but it can’t handle a surprise attack.”

“Okui Ikuo is right.”

Biting her teeth in frustration, Director Sayuri took a breath.

“But the only thing we can do at the moment is to tighten the immigration procedures for OU nationals. We also thought about giving you full-fledged SPs, but you are much stronger than we are, and that would cause too much confusion.”

“Then what should Shisae and the others do?”

“I’m sorry if this is inconvenient for you, but please refrain from going alone in unpopular places. They will not be able to do anything indiscreet in a crowded place. In the meantime, I will try to get the OU to give up on your abduction.”

“Is there such a convenient way?”

To my question, Director Sayuri answered with a pained expression.

“It’s hard to say, but it’s a matter of boosting Japan’s national power and showing our investigative capabilities, or perhaps the OU isn’t going after every single foreign dignitary who gets in its way.”

She held out her hand sharply and held up three fingers.

“One is to increase Japan’s national strength. They will not be able to touch us for fear of economic sanctions or other retaliation. Another is to show our investigative capabilities. If we disclose to the world that we have been involved in state-sponsored abductions of foreign nationals, the OU will lose credibility with the international community. The last thing is to make you VIPs like the prime minister. They will not think twice about abducting a minister of a country.”

In other words, they were underestimating us, thinking we were nothing more than a bunch of high school students.

“I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if Maria’s Thoughtography abilities will be revealed to the world, Shusuke Ijuin.”

“Yes. Conversely, we’re safe for the next 24 hours.”

“Good. The summer vacation starts next week, and you guys should play in a crowded place as much as possible. I know it’s hard for you young people, but please don’t stay in an unpopular place.”

“Why are you staring at me while you say that?”

I gave her a frown.

Director Sayuri looked so bad that her expression lay even before.

“It is of course because you are the harem king, isn’t it?”

On the MR screen deployed by Director Sayuri, an Internet bulletin board was displayed.

It was a bulletin board that pursued the harem king allegation against me.

“Wha!?”

I remember now.

I remember, during the TV recording, Maria said.

“Yes, Shisae-san. Unlike usual, we all promised not to call Ikuo-san Honey-san during the recording, didn’t we?”

Because of these two words that Maria uttered, “unlike usual” and “we all promised,” I was suspected of being called Honey by everyone.

“Mariaaaaaaaaaaa!”

“Yes, Maria here.”

Maria raised her hand, expressionless and emotionless, with no sign of being offended.

Director Sayuri was flattered by the reaction.

“But you’re actually being called Honey, aren’t you?”

“Kuh, okay guys! From this day forward, you are not allowed to call me Honey! Call me by my name!”

Instantly, Miina and Maiko, and the others blushed.

“Eh? It’s embarrassing to call you by your name after all this time.”

“Well, just get used to it being called Honey.”

“I’m actually Honey, so why don’t you call me that!”

“Shisae likes to call you Honey-chan♪”

“It’s cute.”

“If everyone calls you Honey, then I’ll call you Honey-san like everyone else.”

“Girls unity!?”

Matsumi tapped me on the shoulder as I clutched my head and screamed.

“[Ikuo], give it up,” she said with a serious face.

“Damn! Matsumi looks like a good girl!”

“What do you meeean!?”

“Gyaaaaa! Don’t put me in a headloooock!”

Matsumi’s breasts felt so good on the right side of my head that I screamed as I bent forward.