Chapter 46 Universal singlehood

“Stop!”

The entire class stopped clapping when they glanced at the furious teacher. Why did their history teacher look so mad right now? Why did it appear as if all of them had offended his previous and next seven generations?

“You!” He pointed his finger at An Xiulan who had stopped smiling now. He was so mad at this moment that he could not breathe. Oh no, if he didn’t breathe, he would become a subject of history too and students like her would murder his story.

If he died, it would be because of this infuriating girl!

Did she have some kind of enmity with him? Firstly, she brought those indecent love books to school! Not any simple and innocent books but those Boy love books!

How naive of him to think that it was just a phase the girl was going through?

He had thought she and her classmate would learn the disadvantages of love at such a young age and with the wrong gender after joining the committee but no!!

She even dared to put her love concept in precious history lessons and especially in his favourite hero of all time?

How courageous of her!

“An Xiulan, if you love writing books so much, then study hard in high school to clear the college entrance test to become a novelist! Why are you adding your fantasy thoughts in history?!” The teacher asked and Han Zixin facepalmed himself.

[He knew that she was going to embarrass him!]

Han Zixin scooted far away from her. He was sitting on the edge of the bench. No, he didn’t know this girl. No, she wasn’t his desk mate at all.

“Teacher, did I say something wrong?” An Xiulan asked in a small baby voice, blinking her big doe eyes.

The teacher had to take a deep breath to deal with her. “There is no mention of Ye Hua or any female general in history. Where did you bring them from? If you don’t know who Sheng Li is, you should have kept quiet. Why waste the class time with your nonsense?!”

“But teacher, he had really loved Ye Hua. She was his wife. I have heard it from—_

“Yes, who did you hear the story from?” The teacher asked her but she fell quiet.

What did she tell the teacher that she had transmigrated into the body of a modern girl and her soul is from ancient time?

Wouldn’t he send her to a mental hospital?

“Both of you meet me in the staff room during lunch break,” the Teacher said as the bell rang. He was so mad that An Xiulan’s nonsense story had wasted an entire class and he didn’t teach anything.

Han Zixin: What’s my fault?

The students exclaimed in happiness when the teacher left without teaching a word.

Only the students knew the joy of diverting the teacher’s attention from the academic topic to a nonsense topic. It was a feat hard to achieve.

“Xiao Lan, don’t be sad. Teacher Cao has no understanding of history,” Ye Jun said, patting her head. Yes, the teacher holding a master’s degree in the subject has no understanding of the subject.

When he felt a glare on his face, he immediately withdrew the hand that was patting her head.

“B-boss Han, are you coming to play football with us?” Ye Jun said, changing the topic.

Han Zixin turned his gaze to the book placed in front.

“Xiuxiu, how about you tell me more about Shang Li and Ye Hua?” Qiao Wei asked. The story of a female general and Valiant Sheng Li was even more than her yaoi boys.

An Xiulan nodded and began narrating the stories of Sheng Li that she had heard about from the Qiao Wei of her first life.

When they were getting ready for another class, they found Yan Shan of their class smiling like a fool while opening and closing his geometry box.

“What’s up with him?” Song Ci asked.

Even An Xiulan was curious about the way he was behaving. It wasn’t normal at all.

Not just An Xiulan, even Han Zixin stared at the teenage boy who was dressed too cleanly for his taste today. Yan Shan was the laziest guy in the class. He was so lazy that he would forget to bathe for days. It was only when his stench would suffocate him did he drag his lazy ass to the bath.

However, for some reason, he was looking very dashing and… clean today.

“Oh, I heard he is pursuing someone,” Mona said.

“What?!!” The other students.

“Yes, the girl is the daughter of the owner of the stall in front of the school. She is as fair as an eggshell,” Mona said. “She is in Sky High School.”

“Is it why Yan Shan brought all of us buddies to treat us to dumplings in that stall….” Demo said as realization hit him, he shouted.

“Yan Shan! You bastard! The dirty dog! How dare you break the oath of universal singlehood! Anyone who breaks the oath of singlehood will die drowning in pig shit! May your girlfriend leave you for a top ranker! May their future children call you Jiujiu. “

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Author Note:

Jiujiu is a Chinese team for maternal uncles.

What boy would like to be ‘Jijujiu’ by her ex’s children? That’s why Demo used this term here.