Chapter 636： Women are big pigs

Chapter 636 Women are big pigs

"We must catch the old man who said he would burn us to death."

"The old man is simply the head of a cult..."

Everyone, you say what you say to me, and you won't cry now. You only hate that you have no right to arrest the old man.

The interpreter was close to the elder, but at this moment, he had a strange expression when he heard the words in his mouth, and he was a little further away from him.

"What came, what Lord, what made an unforgivable mistake, begging to die... What the hell, what a madman?" The interpreter listened to his intermittent reading, but couldn't hear clearly, and only cursed softly.

Who knew that the elder suddenly turned around and stood up.

Towards where they were, he knelt down again and kowtowed heavily.

Using Chinese with sloppy feet, he said: "Today, I made the mistake alone, and I... will bear it all! Please, let my children and grandchildren, and the people who protect you! God, please don't punish..."

"I wish, forever and ever, to be your slave."

Kowtowed three times respectfully, then stood up abruptly.

The expression of a young man beside him changed, as if he called something, it seemed to be his grandfather.

I saw the old man yelling up to the sky, and then he went directly towards the sea of ​​flames under the horrified eyes of everyone.

Shouting in his mouth, the translator's face changed after hearing it.

"What did he say?" Someone trembled in fright and wondered what he said.

The translator said dryly: "I would like to contribute my soul and be your servant for life and life, looking after your home and nursing home. This life is enough to serve you. Consummation..."

"Is it still consummated after burning to death?" The corner of Shu Yuan's mouth twitched, so is it a good thing for me to bury myself alive?

"He's sick, he brought people from thousands of miles to burn us for no reason. Now he kneels down and jumps into the sea of ​​fire for no reason. Isn't he trying to escape the law?" There was already a burning smell in the air, and everyone couldn't help but take a few steps back .

"You don't need to escape to the underworld, do you?"

Uh…

Everyone was silent.

Instead, the group of fanatical believers raised their hands and cheered, then knelt down to send them off.

"The devil knows what they are worshiping. There is something wrong. Maybe it is some kind of evil god... Is it? Do you think anyone who can worship that corpse can be a good person?" Pointing to the mummy on the ground.

In the dark night, wearing white clothes and walking in white.

"This thing should be thrown in and burned. It's a disaster. If it weren't for him, we would have suffered like this? Didn't the experts say that he was choked to death? If there is a god, he must be choked to death? Isn't it just a person?" What about the catastrophe?" He stepped forward and kicked the corpse.

Bai Yi paused and clenched his hands.

He Siyan looked at it on his feet, nodded firmly: "It's a bit ugly."

Bai Yi opened his mouth and wanted to refute, but the luck he had taken away when he met the sun dissipated, and he couldn't protect the body anymore. Can it look good if they are all mummies?

But he was too lazy to explain, so he just shut up.

Just watching the man step on his face one after another, the expression in white changed several times.

"I trampled you, you **** to death, and no one will be safe after death..." He stepped on the mummy's crotch, and the white clothes tensed his legs reflexively, and both legs were clamped.

"What? Your egg is broken?" He Siyan came out without hesitation.

…

Said that the whole person was dumbfounded, covered his mouth and took a step back, oh my god, he said it inadvertently! He patted his mouth lightly, this cheap mouth!

He Siyan lowered his head, hardly daring to look at his master's face!

"No, no, I mean...I mean, although you are young, but..." Ahh, He Siyan turned pale with fright.

"I know you are big, I know you are big!" Nodding quickly to show affirmation. It must be not small for such a big bag when it bulges.

Before, she never paid attention to it. Later, when I came out, I read a lot of colorful little books.

Only then did I realize that the master has a lot of capital. She lived in the house and peeked at it many times. Anyway, I've never seen anything bigger than him.

Bai Yi's face turned pale with anger. Pointing at her almost made her internally hurt.

Raising you for so many years, you just forget about it after half a **** year. Has it been eaten by dogs in the past few decades?

What made him even more depressed was that before he was in the house, no one dared to approach him. I never have to lock the door when taking a shower.

She's strayed into his shower three times since she came over! Every time I come in, my eyes are wide open like a light bulb.

Him, he thought it was an accident! But she never thought that she has changed now! From the bottom of my heart, I became a different person.

Breaking away from the mold I once shaped for her, she ran wildly in all directions...

In an instant, the white-clothed and imposing He Siyan in his mind shattered with a bang.

At this time, the Sapo was already under the control of the military.

"We will bring the corpse back, and we will definitely give you an explanation. This is a cultural relic, so it is easy to take care of it." Then someone lifted a glass and put the mummy inside.

"Do you need to put preservatives?" Dabao looked eagerly.

Erbao rolled his eyes at him: "How about making you a pickled pepper mummy, just like making pickled pepper chicken feet?"

Dabao rubbed his head and laughed, and everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Bai Yi glanced at the mummy for a moment, but turned around and walked towards the group of experts.

He is eager to verify one thing now!

Shu Yuan became stiff from the moment he watched him walk over, and when Bai Yi's eyes fell on her, he stopped in his footsteps.

Frowning, looking at her.

The feeling of deja vu.

"Old man, you said that the woman in the coffin is not the original owner? How do you know?" He Siyan asked, hoping to relieve some embarrassment.

Broken egg, glanced at the crotch of the mummy, then glanced at the crotch of the white clothes.

Don’t know which one is bigger?

Bai Yi felt her gaze, his face darkened, and he clenched his teeth unconsciously.

"Joke, I specialize in his era. He was a famous person in that era, but unfortunately he died young. Because he loved that woman, he left a lot of portraits of that woman, obviously similar to the counterfeit in the coffin. It is not the same person. And according to the test, the person in the coffin died after being buried alive. It did not enter the coffin after death. The ancients called it "sacrificing love."

After the expert finished speaking, the body in white shook.

Six hundred years, preserved for six hundred years.

Proud for six hundred years, the only one who embraced a beauty, the only time he won Xie Daiqi and married her, unable to share the same bed in life, and the same acupuncture point after death, he has been proud for a full six hundred years!

Bai Yi's body shook suddenly, and he couldn't help but fell towards Shu Yuan.

In an instant...

Shu Yuan silently took a step aside...

Watching the white robe fall to the ground, fortunately, when the white robe fell to the ground, he supported it with both hands, which saved him from embarrassment.

only…

The disgust on Shu Yuan's face stung his heart. Oh shit. It wasn't like that when you dug my grave!

Bitch!

Women are fickle pigs!

Bai Yi's eyes wanted to poke a hole in He Siyan and Shu Yuan!

(end of this chapter)