CH 1

"This caught me off guard. Now only did I know how deadly aerobics was!"

Dragon City, in the CEO's office at the top floor of the International Building.

Yang Lu woke up from daze, pressed the bleeding wound on his forehead and said depressingly.

Ten minutes ago, he was still doing fitness exercises with the famous fitness star Liu Genhong in the live broadcast room, and he was the veritable model of the show.

It’s a pity that his body couldn't bear the extreme pressure along with the weakness brought by the overtime work of all the years around, he fell to the ground and died.

Before he died, he heard Liu Genhong laughing and saying.

"It was just a warm-up exercise. Are you ready for the real deal?"

Warm up? Warm up your uncle! It seems that aerobics or those chimpanzee moves is not something ordinary people can afford to do.

But what Yang Lu didn't expect was that after his death, he would transmigrate to an urban fusion novel.

In this novel, there is a dragon king with a crooked mouth, a genius doctor who is known to separate white bones from flesh, and the master of the temple of the gods, who returned back to the country with three thousand subordinates.

However, he is not the protagonist, but one of the villains.

"Sh*t!"

After Yang Lu roughly knew what was going on, he scolded in his heart speechlessly.

With such setting, he is sure to be slapped in the face by the first protagonist, the Soldier King.

This is not the main thing, the main thing is that after the first protagonist finishes slapping him, the other second and third protagonists will also come to slap him one after another…

How come I am the only villain with such misery to not even have a soft cheek till the end?

Yang Lu couldn't accept it, but he couldn't help it. Those protagonists are really too over the board. However, at this moment, a voice sounded in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host for activating the system. May I ask if you want to bind? Please make the decision within 5 seconds.]

Hearing this voice, Yang Lu suddenly became excited. Here… it’s here. It has finally arrived!

As a fan of many online novels, he is naturally well aware of the word ‘system’. It’s up to this thing, so that he can make a comeback against the fate.

He doesn’t know the functions of this system, but he knows that now is not the time to think about other things. There are only five seconds left, and he wouldn’t let go of such cheat.

"Bind… bind!"

[Congratulations to the host for binding the Heroine Slapping System. This system will serve the host wholeheartedly.]

[After completing all the tasks issued by this system, host can return to the real world, along with all the items owned in this world, not limiting to lifeless items, but also living characters.]

"Return to the real world!"

After hearing the words of the system, Yang Lu was overjoyed for a moment. Just a moment ago, he was thinking that he would never return to the real world in this life, but didn't expect to have a chance now.

And, he can return back with all the items in his possession. According to his identity, there are tens of millions worth of assets on his name alone, and if the hard cash is counted then…

"Heroine Slapping System? What kind of system is this? You can’t literally mean to slap the heroines, right?”

Then Yang Lu thought of something, and asked the system directly.

He didn’t expect the system to have such a weird name. It's a bit far behind those big villain systems.

By the way,, does he have to slap those heroines? Thinking of this, Yang Lu's hands began to itch.

After all, in the past, when reading this novel, Yang Lu felt depressed, as he had to suffer the trauma of the existence of these silly, sweet, and brainless heroines.

The protagonist is a scumbag with no dignity of respect for these bunch, but these brainless heroines still loved him to death? He even suspected these heroines to have a big hole in their brain.

[Host has guessed correctly. As long as, you can slap the heroines, you will get high rewards, and the louder the intensity of the slap, the richer the rewards will be. Also…”

From the system, Yang Lu finally knew its function.

As long as he slaps the heroine, he can get rewards. The richness of the reward is also related to the strength of the slap and the surrounding situation.

For example, in an outdoor place with huge crowd, the result of slapping will be the most lucrative, as corresponding to the strength of the hit.

Thinking of this, Yang Lu was both excited and worried.

After all, beside every heroine, there must be a dog-licking protagonist. These male protagonists are extraordinary in strength, and if he slaps their women, the consequences can be imagined.

But to be honest, these heroines deserves to be slapped, and that too with a rough and hard hand.

[This system would also like to remind the host that slapping the heroines can result in the probability of slapping the protagonist by multiple times.]

"It can also be like

this!"

After hearing this reminder from the system, Yang Lu became excited again.

What does this mean? It means that if he slaps the heroine once, then the protagonist is likely to be slapped ten times!

Compared with the heroines, he is more interested in slapping the male protagonist of these little novel worlds.

Their bones are filled with arrogance and they are only well verse in thinking about how to pick up girls. It is to such extent that they wouldn’t even let go of the mothers of the heroines.

In all and all, they are simply the scums, that are hated to the core in the real world.

These people should have their faces all swollen, and their heads should be worse than a pigs!

However, the system also said that there is a probability, and then Yang Lu asked.

"How to increase this probability?"

[As long as the host can complete the issued task and increase the assigned level, then this probability will increase significantly. At the same time, the multiplied attacks suffered by the protagonist will also increase accordingly.]

"Level?!"

[Yes! Do you want to check your level?]

"Check."

After Yang Lu finished speaking, an attribute interface of his own appeared in his mind.

Name: Yang Lu

Title: Unknown Little Villain

Combat power: Weak

Assets: Tens of millions

Degree of obsession with the heroine: Dog-licking level

[Tl/N: Infatuated with the heroine like a dog, that doesn’t even have the dignity of a human]

...

When Yang Lu saw his attribute panel, his face couldn't help but twitch.

The title of an unknown villain can be tolerated, but the degree of obsession with the heroine…? What does it mean to be at dog-licking level?

You must know that for Yang Lu, what he hates the most is licking dogs. He can be anything in this life, but he just cannot be a licking dog.

However, now the system actually gave him such a title? Such an insult. This insult hit him to the core!

[Novice gift has been issued. Host is reminded to claim it before 12 o'clock tonight.]

Just when Yang Lu was thinking about whether to get mad at the system, the system's notification sounded again.

Hearing this, Yang Lu suddenly felt that this title was actually not that ugly anymore.

Novice gift pack, in the novel, this is a good thing.

"Yang Lu, it's impossible for me to have dinner with you tomorrow!"

"Also, get out of here immediately, otherwise it won't be as simple as throwing a cup at you!"

Just as Yang Lu was thinking about something, a woman's voice sounded.

Looking up, he could see a woman as cold as ice, with long hair shawl, facial features as beautiful as stars, about 170 tall, and wearing a set of professional attire, which gives people a feeling of untouchable beauty.

Lin Xiaohan, the first heroine of this book, is also the main wife of the Soldier King.

And, he is her loyal licking dog.

Even after licking for a long time, when he didn’t get any affection, he finally convinced himself to kidnap Lin Xiaohan, and then when male protagonist found out.

He was beaten in to a dead pool, and at the same time, the protagonist also said in a very pretending manner.

“Dare to touch my woman? Courting death?!”

In fact, Yang Lu, who is familiar with the plot, doesn’t have a good impression of this first heroine.

On the surface, Ice President doesn't let any man get close to her, but no matter how the mean-spirited soldier king flirts or teases her, she doesn’t hate him.

She keeps saying that the man she loves must also be devoted to her only.

As a result, when witnessing the scene of that particular man playing with many beauties, instead of getting angry, she even spoke boldly.

"You are an excellent man, and you deserve more."

F*ck!

Reading this, Yang Lu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. If these are acceptable, then there is one thing that Yang Lu cannot accept no matter what.

That is, she and her stepmother were indulging together for this man... Sh*t! Yang Lu really couldn't complain anymore.

The former self of this novel was fascinated by this woman. He even rained the series of flowers, diamond rings, and even many many antiques for this woman.

Even more, as long as, her company was in danger, he will definitely be the first person to help her through crisis.

For this reason, I don't know how many times he has been scolded by the family members.

However, it’s a pity that he was a single-minded infatuated man.