Chapter 190: If he can finish eating, I will have diarrhea on handstand!

Chapter 190 He can finish eating, but I have diarrhea on handstand!

Time passed slowly.

Jiang Yuan's side was slowly roasted in Jiaolong to produce an attractive aroma, and the aroma was sent to the tip of everyone's nose along the breeze.

Immediately, the sound of thumping was endless.

This is the sound of everyone swallowing their saliva.

Situ Hao's throat also moved slightly, and the woman in the green skirt tugged at his sleeve.

"Brother, I really want to eat!"

Situ Hao shook his head with a wry smile, he didn't want to be in such a bad situation.

the other side.

Jiang Yuan looked at the Jiaolong that had been roasted until it was oily, and said, "Xiao Xiao, turn him over!"

"It's the son!"

She turned the grill that Jiang Yuan had condensed with Qi Qi, and Qing Jiao was turned over in an instant.

ZiZiZi!

Suddenly, a few wisps of blue flames appeared, which were caused by the dripping of dragon oil on the bonfire.

"The body of the dragon is really extraordinary!" Jiang Yuan said lightly.

It has been roasted for a long time at this time, but the dragon is still not roasted until it is golden and crisp.

Shu's little face was a little red from the fire, and she wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"Yes! The fire is so fierce that it can't even completely roast the dragon. It's killing me!"

After speaking, she stuck out her tongue and fanned herself with her little hands.

Mu Qianru suddenly got up in surprise at this time: "Touch, touch my stomach, it's finally gone! Haha!"

Jiang Yuan glanced at her speechlessly: "What's there to be happy about? You won't get up again later, unless you only eat a little bit."

"Eh..." Mu Qianru's expression froze for a moment.

Immediately, she was a little discouraged and said, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

Then he glanced at Shu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Yuan again: "I really envy you two! No matter how much you eat, your stomach is not full. You two have the same special physique. No wonder you two can practice so fast!"

She suddenly thought of something, looked at Shu Xiaoxiao with wide eyes, and then at Jiang Yuan.

"The physique is so similar, you two don't have any blood relationship?"

Shu Xiaoxiao said: "What are you thinking! How can I have a blood relationship with the young master!"

"To save my younger brother, my parents sold me to a brothel. If the young master hadn't appeared in time, he would have rescued me!"

"I could be a corpse in a stinking gutter by now!"

Speaking of which, she looked at Jiang Yuan.

"My life is given by the young master, the young master's action is better than saving a little life!"

Hearing Shu Xiaoxiao's narration, Mu Qianru nodded slightly immediately.

"That's true. For ordinary women, a brothel is better than a devil's hell. Your parents are also cruel. If it were me, I would have to take revenge!"

Shu Xiaoxiao smiled softly: "Forget it, after all, they gave birth to me, raised me, and treated me well!"

Mu Qianru shook her head: "I'm not as open-minded as you!"

Then she smiled again: "Maybe that's why I joined the Tianmo Cult! But I think it's pretty good. I'll treat anyone who treats me well, and I'll take revenge on anyone who treats me badly." !"

Shu Xiaoxiao smiled softly.

"It's pretty good. It's a relaxed and comfortable life without too many worries."

"Yes!" Mu Qianru suddenly giggled.

Jiang Yuan suddenly said: "Stop talking, you two, it's almost burnt!"

"Ah!" Shu Xiaoxiao was startled suddenly, and quickly turned around to turn Jiaolong's body again.

Several hours later.

At this time, the smell of meat wafted over tens of miles, and those people in the distance looked straight at Jiang Yuan, swallowing their saliva from time to time.

They can feel the emotion of extreme longing coming from their body.

"Wait a little longer, after the three of them are full, I'll go and order Jiaolong!"

Someone murmured, then barked again.

At this time, Shu Xiaoxiao said: "My lord, it's almost there!"

Jiang Yuan suddenly smiled, and finally he could start.

He hasn't felt the feeling of hunger for a long time.

But now, he felt this feeling again.

Mu Qianru also said: "This pot of snake soup should be ready!"

"Not urgent!"

Jiang Yuan smiled.

The three started working immediately.

Jiang Yuan cut off a large piece of back meat with a knife and put it in his mouth.

As he chewed, his eyes lit up.

Then he chewed it several times before swallowing it.

As the dragon meat fell into his belly, he suddenly felt waves of warmth spreading from his belly to all parts of his body.

The whole body is hot and very comfortable.

"Good stuff! It's worthy of being a dragon meat, and it's worthy of being a big monster with triple transformation!" Jiang Yuan exclaimed.

"Yes! Yes! It's delicious and chewy!" Shu Xiaoxiao repeatedly nodded in praise.

Mouth is non-stop.

Mu Qianru's face was full of pain: "It's such a delicious food, but my stomach is so small! It's so uncomfortable!"

After saying this, she immediately turned her grief and anger into strength, and opened her mouth to bite, completely disregarding her own image.

The same is true for Shu Xiaoxiao.

Jiang Yuan looked at the two people in front of him, but nodded slightly.

Sure enough, good-looking people are so good-looking.

When everyone saw the three of them eating meat, they drool even more.

"Gudong!"

"Gudong!"

As if someone was drinking water.

"I'm so envious! I'm suddenly very envious of Jiang Yuan's Tianma Sect saint and his little maid, who can eat such delicious food by his side!"

"Yes! Yes!" A girl in a light yellow dress nodded repeatedly.

Someone comforted themselves again and again: "Don't worry, we will naturally get a share when they are full first."

Then someone laughed and said: "Brother Dao, didn't you just say that anyone who dared to use the monster race as food would be chased and killed by the monster race?"

"I'm not. That's not."

"What isn't that?"

"Isn't that just a joke?"

Only a moment passed.

Mu Qianru clutched her stomach and shouted, "No, I can't eat anymore!"

"What an unbelievable stomach!"

While speaking, she slapped her stomach hard twice.

Jiang Yuan was immediately attracted by her eyes, and immediately smiled: "You are more like October pregnant!"

"You're still laughing, they all say I'm pregnant with you!"

"Amount" Jiang Yuan suddenly smiled awkwardly, and then continued to eat.

Watching Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao eating like crazy, Mu Qianru was full of envy.

She looked back at the expressions of the people in the distance, and suddenly smiled.

She heard the conversations of those people very clearly.

So she also understood the intentions of those people, and after Jiang Yuan, the two of them, and herself were full, they would come to share a share of the pie.

I thought very well.

In the thinking of normal people, it is impossible to finish eating such a huge green jellyfish.

With the addition of a smaller black python, it is impossible for the three of them to finish eating.

It's a pity that they obviously thought too much, Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao are not ordinary people.

The two of them are like gluttons in the world, and any food entering their stomachs will not cause the slightest wave.

Under the gaze of the crowd.

The two gradually gnawed off half of Jiaolong's body, and the speed did not decrease at all, and they were still sent into the belly in an orderly manner.

"What's the situation? How can they eat so much?" someone murmured.

"I don't know! I have never seen anyone who can eat so much?"

"So edible? How can this be a human being? This is the incarnation of an ancient evil!"

"No, it should be called Taotie! According to the legend, Taotie is like this, eating everything and devouring everything!"

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Facing the sighs of the crowd, someone comforted: "It's okay, there are still a lot! No matter how much the two of them can eat, they can't eat so much! Look at that demon girl, she can't eat it long ago!"

Hearing this reassurance, everyone nodded in agreement.

"Brother Dao is right, I don't believe it, they are so good at eating, they can eat up this dragon that is more than ten feet long! If they can eat it up, I will kick your head as a ball!"

Under the gaze of everyone, time passed slowly.

Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao took their time and nibbled away bit by bit, and then they ate up the entire body of the dragon!

In the crowd.

"Brother Dao said that?" Someone looked at the brother Dao who just swore an oath with a strange expression.

The man's face suddenly turned blue and then pale.

He pondered for a few breaths.

He immediately lay down on the ground and closed his eyes: "Come on! Kick me!"

"Admiration!" Someone cupped his hands, and said again: "Brother Dao will do what he says, I admire it very much. But no one will come to kick Brother Dao, don't worry, Brother Dao."

His words fell.

A girl in a goose-yellow skirt stood right behind his head, tiptoed, and kicked out, hitting his head straight.

boom!

There was a muffled sound.

The man was instantly kicked away by her.

"Uh..." Everyone looked at the girl in the goose yellow skirt, and was speechless for a moment.

Especially the person who just spoke, his face was even more embarrassing.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt saw the gazes of everyone staring at her, and her big eyes flickered.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'll be shy!"

"I just fulfilled his wish, otherwise it would be embarrassing for him to come down!"

The man who was kicked out by him came over with his head covered.

"Hiss!"

He kept gasping for air.

Walking in front of everyone, he saw Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao in the distance stopped fighting.

Jiang Yuan burped even more.

He heard the belch, his eyes were a little red.

"I don't believe they can finish this pot of snake soup again! If you can't eat dragon meat, it's good to drink some snake soup!"

Hearing his words, some joked immediately: "Brother Dao, what if the two of them can finish this pot of snake soup?"

"impossible!"

"I mean what if!"

"If I can finish eating, I'll have diarrhea on the spot, okay!"

His eyes were a little red.

"Listen up, everyone! He said it himself, I didn't force him!"

the other side.

Shu Xiaoxiao touched her flat stomach: "It's delicious!"

Her behavior immediately attracted the attention of Mu Qianru.

She looked at Shu Xiaoxiao's flat stomach, and then at her own belly that looked like she was pregnant in October, and she wanted to cry without tears.

The two of them took a short rest.

came to the pot of snake soup again.

Jiang Yuan drank a bowl and savored it carefully.

Then he said with some distaste: "So-so!"

Shu Xiaoxiao also drank a bowl immediately: "It's really average. After eating such delicious dragon meat, drinking this snake soup feels ordinary."

"Yes!" Jiang Yuan nodded, then sighed slightly.

"Forget it, for the sake of the essence contained in it, let's make do with it!"

So, under the gaze of everyone, the two drank one bowl after another, gulping down their stomachs.

Looking at the less and less snake soup in the pot, the face of the person who made the oath became more and more ugly.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt said in amazement: "The two of them can't really finish this pot of snake soup, can they?"

"No way! No way!"

"Shut up!" the person who took the oath snapped.

The girl in the goose-yellow skirt shrank her neck, and said in aggrieved way: "It's so fierce!"

After a while, I saw that the pot of snake soup had completely bottomed out.

The person who just took the oath suddenly turned black as carbon, and then his face changed again.

"Hee hee!" The girl in the goose-yellow skirt suddenly smiled and said, "Headstand diarrhea!"

Hearing this sentence, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Until a moment later, someone laughed out loud.

Following this laughter, it seemed as if a levee burst effect was triggered, and everyone was born laughing.

After a few breaths, someone comforted me: "Brother Dao, it's just for fun, don't take it seriously!"

"Yes!" Someone nodded: "This is just a joke, liven up the atmosphere, don't take it seriously!"

The more chapters will be added tomorrow, maybe late