CH 252.1

Translator: “Pink Tea” Editor: ”Ryunakama”

Day 62 – Nighttime, Murimuri Castle

Unexpected squishy prison jiggly press part 2! A counterattack of level 100 school girls body pile? No, in the first place, it’s not like I’m attacking them, so how come I’m getting one-sidedly counterattacked every time? Or rather, I was looking down on the demand for swimsuits, but where is there such a necessity for swimsuits if there is no place to swim? And this ratio of bikinis among requests! Even the pres is asking for a bikini! Did her 『High Sexual Vigor』and『Insatiable Libido』finally activate? Carnivorous pres who also happens to be a mistress and M-girl? What a set of attributes.

If I’m to take everyone’s measurements for underwear I certainly can make swimsuits, could it be that the Librarian has arranged this, anticipating fighting in the canals or maritime and underwater warfare? No, fighting in the canals would mean reaching that capital? That’s sort of going too far. Maybe they simply want any clothes they can get their hands on? I mean, requests just don’t come to an end? Workshops already started working for general sales, are they not satisfied with the low price clothing they can produce? I’m pretty sure yukata and the like should be fairly easy to make?

Splashing with Slime-san I recover my strength in the bath. I seriously have to do something about ViT or PoW or I’ll die one of those days? Level 30 monsters are probably my limit, for anything above that I’ll have to rely on equipment or I’ll get crushed. If at the very least I could use 『Teleportation』even a little bit I could handle saturation attack or encirclement, but misfire is scary, plus I don’t have proper control over it, so there is no telling at which timing, in which location, in which position, at what rotation I might end up, speaking of which, I have about the same amount of information about Affection Rating-san, could it be that it’s in the middle of teleportation? Just what sort of teleportation is that that you disappear and never reappear?

Well, fully mastered 『Teleportation』automatically becomes an ultra Cheat Tier sure kill move, so I don’t think it’s supposed to be mastered. But I made a proper jump back then during the Stalker Girl incident? How come I can’t pull it off even once since then? It doesn’t make sense?

Talking, discussing, and conversing with Slime-san I tried to wriggle-wriggle, exchanging opinions and deepening friendship. It goes without saying that jiggle-jiggle and bounce-bounce are fun too. So cute.

「Did you warm up? Actually, we don’t even know if it’s alright to heat up slimes or if they shouldn’t be cooled, but since you like baths so much I guess there is no problem with warming you up? Well, I don’t think you are at risk of catching a cold, and you also don’t seem to be swelling up, so if you enjoy warm baths then it’s all good. So, how about we get out already?」

(Bounce-Bounce)

Come to think of it, we are washing Slime-san with a bubbly soap intended for human use, is it really alright for slimes’ skin? Well, it has complete resistance to everything, so it surely shouldn’t deal any damage, but if so, could it be that in this world all skin problems can be resolved with levels and skills? They seem capable of preventing aging, so fantasy skills definitely can’t be underestimated.

Alright, first, let’s improve and then mithrilify Royal Girl and Maid Girl’s equipment. They don’t have any intention of backing down at all.

「Royal Girl uses her sword for defense, so the armor should be made thicker, covering from the shoulder to the arm. And for Maid Girl, on the contrary, remove all of the armor that could hinder her movements. And then add plenty of skills. This is it I guess? Yeah, it’s lewd, powerful, good for fighting and looking at. Making it was fun too so there is nothing to complain about at all. I’ll probably get scolded again when I show it to them though?」

The silly girl that is Royal Girl-san is foolish enough to face an army all on her own, and on top of that, she is also a disciple (victim) of Meripapa-san’s teachings. Simply wield the sword to strike the enemy down with no concern about oneself. That’s the sword that exists for the sole purpose of charging into the midst of an enemy army and killing the enemy commander. Even though this time merely killing the commander is too difficult, throwing her into turmoil, but she doesn’t even take into account that even if she managed to accomplish that she will end up surrounded and isolated among the enemies.

And so, along with the training I also made her face reality. Does she have enough strength to fight? Are the words about putting her life on the line not just her attempt to escape? That there is no meaning to simply self-destruction, but even when she had an overwhelming difference in strength shoved into her face, even when her stamina was broken along with her willpower, and all of the techniques she possessed were crushed, and she was beaten completely powerless and her eyes went X_X she still stood up. She kept unsightly fighting, striving for the strength that would allow her to struggle until the very end. She has no intention of giving up at all.

The Royal Old Man still seems to be in a state of panic, and the talks are going in rounds as they are unable to decide on the future policy. Well, he himself admits that he is not suited to be a king, voluntarily lowering himself to the very last place in the line of succession, so he likely isn’t cut out for this. But being a regent, he is pressed to make decision regardless of whether he is fit for it or not, and being incompetent he makes an error, and thus, plans and decisions are overturned by the results.

「And today it’s Bitch Leader and Bitch A, huh~. The Bitches are sort of scary, you know? Like, every time I notice their gaze on me they look like they are about to bite me? Today might be the day when that actually happens, I don’t want to make bras while having them gnawing on my head! But if I were to stare at their chests at point-blank range my head will end up right where it could be easily bitten! No, it’s not like I’m staring or planning to stare at them? Speaking of like, it’s not like I wouldn’t like to though, kind of? 」

The bitches. Both Bitch Leader and Bitch A have model figures, tall, with long legs. Well, they are a bit overshadowed by Vice Pres A-san’s supermodel figure, but they win in the chest area. Or rather, with all five of them, Bitch Leader and Bitches A to D, having similar height and physiques they are awfully difficult to discern as they change hairstyles almost daily.

(Knock-Knock)

「Come in, or rather, feel free to enter but please don’t bite me? Making bras while being literally chewed on isn’t even concerning anymore but an actual incident? Like, bodily injury case? Sort of?」

「「We told you we ain’t gonna bite! Why are you worrying about the same thing every time we meet!」」

Armored Pres-san brought Bitch Leader and Bitch A. Well, they were scheduled to come today, so that’s expected, but I’m sort of not very good at dealing with them.

But lately, be it underwear, clothes, or swimsuits, they would always provide designs no matter what I’m making, which is very helpful. The clothes designed by the Bitches tend to be mega hits at the general store. The patterns for the clothes workshops are already being handled by the bitches, making for a rapidly growing apparel brand. They secretly are a great source of revenue.

Having my eyes covered with Armored Pres-san’s unreliable hand blindfold I begin measurements. In highschool boy terms this silence with nothing but the sound of undressing clothes is very tough? The fingers also move to make an opening?