CH 70

No, we don't have such a stoned dad. Can you change your persona, Uncle!

Players have been saying no in their minds, yet outwardly they can only go along with the game's setting.

A not-so-symmetrical smile appeared on his face as "Papa" tried to keep his small eyes wide open to give a suspicious range of vision and surveyed the players, nodding as he did so, like he was inspecting fresh pork in a vegetable market.

He suddenly approached a player and the player he approached struggled with a look on his face, but did not dare to move and could only try to bear it with a deflected head. His nose came up almost to the player's face, sniffing and praising as he did so, "Well, good boy, good boy."

The player's face was white, but he didn't dare move a muscle, so he had to let him move.

Then he turned his face to the other player and after some sniffing smiled and said, "You're a good boy too, Grandma will love you."

Looking at him, who was trying his best to be nice, but this acting skill was really not up to scratch, the players had an ominous feeling in their hearts.

This look, this stance, is clearly the same as looking at the main course of dinner.

At this point, Wang Taidi peeked a little closer and he whispered to Xiao Lan, "Why do you think this dad has so many completely different children, none of whom look like him, and doesn't he think he's a little green in the head?"

Xiao Lan gave him an admiring look, "You got into character so quickly?"

"I'll warm up first ......" Wang Taidi scratched his head, "You're not coming to get used to it?"

Xiao Lan shook his head, "I'm more interested in making sure he understands who the father really is."

Wang Taidi: "......"

Can't afford to mess with the social community.

The guy who calls himself Daddy leads the way, his fat buttocks wiggling and shaking as he moves. The path through the woods is dark and obstructive, and there are many puddles and stones in the way, but he walks as fast as he can on his short legs.

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The players kept a distance behind him, and it was not easy to catch up with him as there were quite a few obstacles in the way.

Everyone was rushing along in silence when suddenly a female player who had not said a word before huffed violently.

She stopped and looked behind her in disbelief, yet there was nothing there. She turned her head to look around her again, and there was only lush grass and trees, and no telling what was hidden under the layers of cover.

Xiao Lan asked her, "What's happening?"

The female player pointed a trembling hand behind herself, "Just now, something was touching my back ......"

The players looked towards her back, but there was nothing.

The female player was a little alarmed, "I'm not lying, it's true ...... there really was something just now ......"

Gu Jiangke was a bit impatient: "We're here, nothing strange happens, what's all the fuss about, we haven't even seen anything yet."

Hu Yue also gave a snort to match.

For a moment the female player was a little numb, she looked down at the crowd and bowed her head.

The movement of the players also attracted "Papa" who was leading the way and he turned his head: "What is it, my dear children?"

Seeing that the players did not reply or move on, his tone took on a sense of danger: "Don't ...... you want to go with me to see your grandmother? Disobedient children can be punished."

The dense woods blocked much of the moonlight, and the players could not see the look on his face at the moment, but they understood from the tone alone that if they persisted in not advancing, I feared that nothing pleasant awaited them.

Xiao Lan said to the crowd, "Come on, there's something more deadly waiting for us up ahead."

The players have also given up dwelling on what is hidden here, maybe there is more unscientific existence in this forest and they are the few who are intruders here.

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After walking through the mountains for some time, when several junior players were already a bit out of breath, a wooden house finally appeared ahead of them, which just stood alone in the forest, without any other buildings around it.

"Here we are, this is your dear grandmother's house." With that, "Papa" went forward and knocked on the door of the wooden house.

"Creaking ......" the wooden door slowly opened.

With this comes the system prompt.

"Ding dong--"

The voice of the grandmother rang out, "Don't try to sneak away with the key, good boy."

The door opened fully and behind it appeared a white haired grandmother, a size larger than her previous 'father', both with the same small eyes, long pointed face, hunched figure and large incisors, both resembling a large rat.

"Grandma" flashed her black and yellow teeth at the players: "Welcome, my dear children."

She welcomed the players through the door with a smile, while "Papa" left like a courier, dropping off the players, who were called children but were really piglets.

"Like her father before her, "Grandma" was sniffing at the players, as if trying to remember their scent. But her sense of smell seemed to be poor, as one player had a strong fox smell from the long hours of exercise, yet she smelt as if the player was wearing the fragrance of spices.

After smelling the players, "Grandma" took out a black key and locked the door behind her.

When she finished the lock, she saw the players subconsciously looking at the key in her hand, "Grandma" grinned, then opened her mouth wide and swallowed the key. She then opened her mouth wide and swallowed the key. After swallowing it, she even smashed her mouth a little, as if she was enjoying it.

"Heh heh heh, follow me." With that, she turned around and walked ahead to lead the way.

Hu Yue huffed, "This-"

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A few other players who were already wimpy instantly went pale.

Xiao Lan reached out and pushed on the closed door and it wouldn't budge, it felt more like it was locked by the rules of the game and not opened by any other means.

He took a second to try and pick the lock with the cover of Luo's body and it didn't work.

"How is this going to be taken out?! Should we kill her or guard the toilet?" Wang Taidi whispered to Xiao Lan's ear, "Xiao Lan, do you know how to empty a toilet?"

Xiao Lan recalls her extensive working life: "Not to mention ...... I really know how to do it."

The two looked a little serious, did this copy really require players to empty the toilet to get through it? Isn't it a little too heartless and overbearing and unreasonable ......

Xiao Lan: "I always thought the Advent world wouldn't be so malevolent."

Luo spoke softly, saving the two men from their increasingly sidetracked thoughts, "I kept my eyes on her throat and noticed that it wasn't moving, she shouldn't have swallowed the key."

Xiao Lan and Wang Taidi breathed a sigh of relief in unison.

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Not daring to delay any longer, they quickly followed "Grandma's" lead.

The room was dark, and by the way she was dressed she did not look like an ancient morning person, but the room was clearly switched on but was not equipped with electric lights, only some faint candlesticks emitting a faint light that made the room appear haunted.

"Grandma," the shuffling footsteps creaked on the old floor, adding another layer of eeriness to the house.

The further down they went, the cooler the temperature began to get and they seemed to have gone underground.

Through a long corridor, "Grandma" leads them to a heavy locked iron door with only a small window looking out.

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Honestly, how does this configuration look like for locking up prisoners?

The players had a bad feeling in their hearts.

"Grandma" pushed open the door and gestured to the players with her hand outstretched, "Come, my dear children, your bedroom is here."

Behind the door is a dark corridor with rooms spread out on either side, each with heavy iron doors that are also smaller in size.

The faces of several junior players were already bloodless with misery, and they looked at these so-called rooms with a frightened look of resistance written all over their bodies.

A smile appeared on "Grandma's" face, the curve of which was so large that her black and yellow teeth were completely exposed: "You still have Grandma in your hearts, and I am very happy. However, even if you are my most favoured juniors, you still have to abide by my rules."

"First, you are not to leave your room at night, and if Grandma catches you, she will punish you."

"Secondly, we're a family, of course we have to do chores together right."

"Thirdly, every night Grandma will tell you a story and make sure you sleep soundly."

"Fourth, keep quiet, Grandma hates noisy children."

The strange smile was directed in the direction of the players, "Do you, understand?"

The players looked at each other, who dared to say they didn't understand in this frame, and could only nod.

"Grandma" gave a satisfied look: "Go and choose the room you like, whichever you like, she loves you very much."

There was a big air of taking anyone for a snack if they didn't go.

Xiao Lan enters the corridor that spreads out with rooms that look like a double room configuration, with two beds that look wider than the usual standard rooms, with hard stone floors and walls.

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Near the ceiling there is a ventilation window, which also has a couple of large heavy locks hanging from it, but which should visually be sized to allow someone to flip out of it.

Players chose their own rooms, with Hu Yue and Gu Jiangke sharing a room, while two other players also chose to share a room and two others chose to share a room.

Only three people, Xiao Lan, Luo and Wang Taidi, tried to enter the same room.

"Grandma" suddenly spoke up before the three of you entered the room, "Why do you want three people to live together, do you find Grandma's room uncomfortable to sleep in?"

There was something morose in her tone, and it was clear that if they gave answers that did not satisfy her, she would punish them.

The other players entering the room couldn't help but probe out to see if someone was going to die so soon.

Hu Yue was looking on with a look of amusement as he could not wait for Wang Taidi and his companions to die here without offending Wang Ke.

Under the worried, fearful or gloating eyes of the crowd, Xiao Lan waved his hand at his "grandmother" as if he knew her well: "Grandmother, have you forgotten? We triplets have been sleeping together since we were little."

Players: "......"

They had never seen anyone so brazen.

God damn triplets, you three don't look like you're from the same litter, no matter how you look or how tall you are, especially with the little brown curly hair, you're obviously genetically different!

Wang Taidi also showed his admiration. Xiao Lan was even faster than he was in the scene, full of emotion and naturalistic, as if he was really speaking to his own grandmother.

He plays along with Xiao Lan: "Yes, Grandma, we've always been like this."

"Grandma," she said hesitantly, not sure if she was titillated by the operation or if she had too many grandchildren to remember, "is ...... this?"

Luo spoke up at the right time, "Grandma, take a closer look, don't we look alike?"

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They had noticed before that both "Grandma" and "Dad" seemed to have poor eyesight.

"Grandma" opened her small eyes wider than nothing, and after a long look she couldn't tell who was who, so she nodded casually: "All right, you have to be good when you sleep together, and no fighting at night."

Xiao Lan looked like a good boy: "Don't worry, we've been very good."

Players who watched the whole thing from the sidelines: "......"

Is there such an operation?