It's too warm!
It's really warm!
The women present, looking at Xu mang feeding Yang Xiaoman roast duck, have some kind of light in their eyes, which is called men... Their status is so high that they even have to give up when they see them. The important thing is to love their wives.
Take a look at my husband, whose status is far less than that of academician Xu mang. However, he is so arrogant at home that he is simply...
"Ouch
"If you look at academician Xu, then look at yourself... Don't you feel very ashamed?" Wang Shao's wife said with envy: "you are nothing compared with Academician Xu. As a result, you have a better temper than academician Xu. I don't know what you are doing..."
"can I compare with Xu mangneng?"
"If I were Xu Mang, would I still look for you?" Wang Shaobai glanced at his wife and said angrily, "don't complain... You just see the surface. Maybe this is acting for us. Anyway, you don't understand..."
"cut!"
"What do you say if you don't even want to play with me?" Wang Shao's wife doesn't give her husband face, but both of them are like this... If they are noisy, they will not have a peaceful day. But they can increase each other's feelings in the noisy, which can be regarded as a wonderful couple.
Soon,
the so-called roast duck was wiped out by Xu Mang and Xiao man. Seeing that they loved roast duck so much, Wang Shao ordered two more dishes, and then ordered several more dishes.
"Academician Xu?"
"I hear you have a lot of super runners?" A young man at the scene asked cautiously, "are you also a super runner?"
Talking about sports cars,
Xu mang was intrigued and seriously said: "I'm a super racing enthusiast, but I only bought one car, the GT2RS of Porsche, and the rest... Xiaoman bought me almost 30 cars, with an average price of more than 10 million yuan."
"Wife?"
"Is that retired F1 the most expensive one?" Br... I remember the legend of "the Red Bull" in my mind!
It's frightening to say it!
Even retired F1 cars and Le Mans racing cars have, or other people's wife bought for her husband, why can't they find such a wife?
Many men were autistic. Looking at their daughter-in-law, the more they want to feel, the more angry they feel. Why are other people's wives so virtuous and support their husband to play sports cars, while those around them strongly prevent them from playing sports cars? Is the gap between people too big?
"Cough!"
"I don't race." Xu said seriously: "I buy it as a collection. First of all, racing is against the road safety law. Secondly, racing is irresponsible to myself and my family, and irresponsible to other pedestrians. So I don't support drag racing."
"Listen!"
"Do you hear me?" One's wife glared at her husband and said gravely, "did academician Xu hear everything he said? Although they have many sports cars, they have never driven them, and academician Xu does not support racing. Look at yourself... Do you know how worried I am about you when I go out every night? "
Soon,
everyone started talking. After all, Xu mang looks very elegant and easygoing, and he is not as high-level as the legend has it. His wife, Yang Xiaoman, looks very quiet, and is out of tune with the great demon king mentioned by Wang Shao.
However,
as we chatted, we began to ask Xu mang various questions. They needed an authoritative scientist to help them solve their doubts.
"Academician Xu?"
"What is the soul?" A young woman asked curiously, "I never understood... Is there a soul in this world? From a scientist's point of view... What's the explanation for the soul? "
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I'll go!
Isn't it hard for people?
Academician Xu is a great scientist. How could he study the so-called soul.
"Don't say..."
"I've really thought about what a soul is." Xu mang said with a smile: "first of all, I think from a scientific point of view, not involving any metaphysical color. If I use metaphysics to argue with me, then I will not talk about it. There is no way... I can't come!"
"First of all..."
"the soul should not exist in a material form, or scientific instruments would have detected the soul for a long time. On the Internet, it does not mean that after hanging up, it weighs 21 grams. Many people think that this is the quality of soul." Xu mang solemnly said: "this must be the material form, so the statement of 21 grams of soul weight is not tenable."
"If it's energy form, according to the mass energy equation... The 21 grams lost is enough to barbecue hundreds of millions of tons of boiled water." Xu mang shrugged: "do you think it is possible?""Since it's not material... What is it?"
"Here comes the ship of Theseus paradox, assuming that the elements of an object have been replaced, but is it still the original object?" "In fact, this paradox has always existed in us," Xu said
Melon eaters A: (° ー°)
melon eaters B: (° ー″)
melon eaters C: (° ー″)
who am I?
Where am I?
Why should I listen to these things?
Almost everyone was stunned. Originally, it was only a half joking question. As a result, academician Xu mang really... Really thought about the soul and gave a lot of opinions.
Even what... Mass energy equation, Theseus's ship paradox have been put forward, this... How boring is it usually?
"The cells in the whole body, except for the neurons in the brain, will be changed almost every few years in a person's life." Xu said seriously: "in fact, the soul is very similar to this one. It doesn't care about the category, but the way of connection."
"When we discuss the noumenon of a thing, we can't deceive what kind of mental state the material is composed of, except the materiality." Xu mang said as he wrapped the roast duck: "here I need to quote quantum mechanics. In quantum mechanics... Materiality is not so important."
"Why..."
"because the concept of identical particles refers to particles with identical intrinsic properties, such as electrons, protons, neutrons, photons, mesons, etc., which can be basic particles or composite particles composed of basic particles."
Xu mang seems to have found the feeling he once felt, but when he saw the faces of the crowd, he understood that... The next content may not be understood by them. Originally, he wanted to talk about the concept of ontological differences, but it seems that he can't.
"What is soul?"
"My idea... Is memory!" "Because memory is the change of neurons in the brain, the only thing that won't change," Xu said. "Then someone will ask... What is will? I'm sorry... Quantum mechanics will be involved again."
"It's too complicated to talk about true randomness, the concept of parallel universes, quantum processes... I said you don't understand, so that's it." Xu mang said that, directly into the mouth to send a roast duck.
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after listening to a Nobel laureate's class, life is full of all kinds of confusion. Does academician Xu look at everyone like an idiot?
How do you understand this?
"Ah?"
"Shall I explain the twin paradox?" Xu mang had a whim and said in a hurry: "this is interesting... The thought experiment about special relativity is that there are a pair of twin brothers, one of them boarded a spaceship to make a long-distance space travel near the speed of light, while the other stayed on the earth."
"As a result, when the traveler returned to the earth, we found that he was younger than his brother who stayed on the earth..." Xu mang began his own long talk, from the initial hypothesis to the time expansion effect, and then carried out the derivation...
he's Hi,
he's so excited for a long time.
"..."
"Xiaoman... Stop it Wang Shao's wife sat next to Yang Xiaoman and said in a very low voice: "you see... Everyone is miserable!"
"I..."
"let him talk about it for a while. Since I was pregnant, he has been taking care of me by my side. For nearly a year, he has been suffocating him." Yang Xiaoman wryly smile, helplessly said: "today finally find the opportunity to let him vent, almost I will stop."
Ten minutes later,
Xu ended the paradox about twins, and then came up with a new topic: what will happen to the earth when the sun disappears.
"All right
"Almost." Yang Xiaoman also had a very difficult time. He directly glared at Xu Mang and said solemnly, "the one who comes to eat is not to listen to your class."
"..."
"OK, OK." Xu sighed blankly, obviously a little more than enough.
At the end of the dinner,
he entered the stage of the forum. However, Xu mang was kicked out of the forum because he had gone too far before. Standing in the middle of the courtyard, smoking and thinking about life, Yang Xiaoman is the only one who can make him so honest.
I can't help it...
good guy, it's only half an hour, and everyone is autistic. It's the terminator of the topic. How can such a person join the forum and chat with each other every minute? He's not a fool, but a serious bar. This is the most irritating thing.
An hour later,
is over,
Xu mangzai and Xiaoman are ready to go home, but it's only eight o'clock now. Night life has just begun. Yang Xiaoman wants to take his children to the mall."Ah?"
"Would you like to hang out?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "let's go shopping with four of us. There's nothing wrong now."
"Farewell."
"Every time I go out, I have to encounter a mess. Isn't it good to stay at home?" Xu mang frowned and said, "there's nothing to go around at night."
"Go or not?"
"Go and go!"
Soon,
arrived at the destination,
a family of four happily strolled the street, and at this time, Xiao man suddenly thought of something.
"Ah?"
"What about the software?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "when will the software I asked you to make come online?"
Xu mang has long forgotten about this incident, but in order to cope with it, he thought of a way to fool him and seriously said, "Xiaoman... You are all big capitalists, and you don't understand this truth?"
"What's the reason?" Xiaoman asked curiously.
"The progress of the software depends on the payment speed of Party A!"
"Do you understand?"
Yang Xiaoman: (* ~ ^)
no money?
I haven't seen you work!
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