Chapter 971

In October,

unknowingly, we have a week to announce the list of the Nobel Prize in physics. According to the grapevine, Xu mang has become an internal player, almost the same as last year, the only designated player.

During this period,

Xiaoman started a new round of pregnancy reaction, nausea and vomiting, which were accompanied from time to time, as well as dizziness, fatigue, loss of appetite... Since this month, Xiaoman almost did not go to the company, all the affairs were left to other people to deal with, and she worked at home.

On this day,

in order to make his mother-in-law happy during pregnancy, Xu mang decided to take her out for a stroll, and then stay for two days to relax. It's not good for the baby to stay at home every day. Of course, it's very important to drive a car. The noise pollution of this kind of car is too big. Originally, Xiaoman's mood is not so stable because of pregnancy. If it's noisy, it will happen what.

In the end,

chose one77 and drove it once.

"Ouch?"

"Driving again?" Yang Xiaoman still likes this car. It's one of the few cars with less exaggerated shape. Besides, it's very comfortable to sit in it. It's more noble than other cars.

"To make our baby safer and avoid noise pollution." Xu mang put on the seat belt, looked at Xiaoman... He has a doubt, Xiaoman pregnant... Her skin became a little bad, do not know whether this is a normal phenomenon.

"Where are you going?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Not far."

"About an hour's journey, we'll go to the National Park and feel the fragrance of nature." Xu mang said with a smile: "by the way, I think our relationship is a little cold recently."

No,

Xu mang has been sleeping on the sofa for a week, and I don't know why...

"hum!"

"You mean to say so!" When Yang Xiaoman heard about the cold war between husband and wife, he was immediately angry and said, "I play games every day. I've been very miserable recently. Do you know? I don't know how to comfort me. I'm really angry to watch you play games

"..."

"I think I had a good time." Xu mang frowned and said seriously: "every time I can be killed from prison, you can see that many people... Have to spend 4500 rescue. I totally rely on my own strength, although I died early..."

"cut!"

"Fool!" Yang Xiaoman tooted his mouth and began to use WiFi in the car to connect to his mobile phone, playing her favorite music. In terms of music, Xiaoman likes the soft music, especially the favorite of ancient style.

And Xu Mang, a man like to listen to some exciting music, can stimulate blood.

The car drove on the high speed, in this one hour's journey, in order to alleviate boredom... Xiaoman put forward the topic, that is, how to take care of children, and then the two launched a heated discussion.

"Ah?"

"If the child asks you that the popsicle in his hand has melted, what should you say?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "you also know... Children are in the time of eager to understand the world, how do you explain the problem of popsicle?"

How to explain it?

Eh...

isn't that easy?

Xu gave a slight cough and said solemnly, "this is based on the theory of entropy increase. In a closed system, the development of solid molecules from order to disorder is irreversible. Therefore, the low-temperature popsicle exchanges energy with the natural environment, resulting in the disorder of solid molecules and the transformation to liquid state..."

with that, Xu mang felt quite comfortable Beautiful, this is basically the most standard answer, who dares to say that the popsicle is not this principle?

However... After listening to Xu Mang's answer, Yang Xiaoman would like to kill him, not just the popsicle because of the heat of the weather... What entropy theory does the child understand? It's just... The big jerk in the idiot, the big idiot in the jerk!

"It's me!" While driving, Xu mang asked earnestly, "if the child asks you where I come from, how do you answer it?"

"Er..."

"let me see!" Yang Xiaoman frowned and thought a lot. This question is not a good answer and can't be perfunctory... In fact, every child is curious about the question from his own source. When he asks this question, the child's heart is full of expectation, hoping that his parents can give him a satisfactory answer.

But...

to be honest, it's too shameful!

"I will tell my child..."

"because many years ago, father and mother loved each other very much, and then they got married. Dad put a seed of love in his mother's stomach, and then the seed grew into you in her stomach for ten months, and then you were born."

As a result,

Xiao man felt warm in his heart and felt his stomach. His whole body was full of the aura of maternal love."Wrong!"

"Too shallow!" Xu said solemnly, "where do I come from? This question has philosophical significance. I can be divided into three parts: ID, ego and superego, which are the biological, psychological and social aspects of personality

"That's why you have a sense of self, so that you can exist in this colorful world in the form of me." Xu mang said with a smile: "this is the most standard answer to" where do I come from? "

Yang Xiaoman: (° ー)

or... Kill him!

How annoying!

"What's the matter?"

"See you don't talk..." Xu mang looked at the black faced little man and said with a smile: "OK, ok... Open this article and continue to the next topic!"

At this time,

Xu mang frowned when he saw that Xiaoman opened the window a little bit.

"Wife?"

"What are you doing?" The tone is a little bad.

"Close the window?" Xu said.

"I want to breathe... Don't you feel bored?" Yang Xiaoman said in a bad mood: "it's quite windy outside."

"Ouch..." Xu mang said with a bitter smile, "it's because of the strong wind that you shut it down."

"Why?"

"Not safe!"

Yang Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and said solemnly, "why is it not safe? You pig's hooves are full of things. I'm tired to death. I'm also a first-class protected animal in my family. You didn't protect me, but also the weather. "

"Where is this?" Xu mang helplessly said: "I have a reason!"

"Why?" Yang Xiaoman is a little curious.

"You have too much powder on your face. Once the window is opened, all of them blow in, and they all come into your eyes. It's very dangerous to drive blind!" "A car has several lives," Xu said

Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and then he was angry. The bastard was not afraid to die. He knew that he would be beaten, but he wanted to say it. What did he think?

"Husband ~"

"ah?"

"Stop at the next service area." Yang Xiaoman said gently.

"What's the matter?" Xu asked.

"Nothing..."

"just want to kill you!" Yang Xiaoman with a smile, tone is very light and soft, but the words are full of murderous gas.

The next second,

Yang Xiaoman's face changed greatly, and angrily yelled: "I tell you... If your child can't be admitted to a famous university in the future, it must be because I married a common person like you, so that I can't give birth to a charming son of heaven!"

Xu Mang:???

...

after getting off the highway,

there is still a long way to go. Although the two people had a little dispute over the matter on the highway, they soon recovered.

However, this love trip didn't last long. Xu mang saw a spirited young man riding a battery car and carrying five little girls... This operation almost didn't make Xu mang crazy. Take a look at his 47 million yuan car and look at others' thousands of Yuan battery car.

Soon, she fell into autistic state.

"Idiot?"

"The son of one of my sisters is in high school this year... What do you think I'll give you?" Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and said curiously, "how about I send a switc * * machine? But I don't want to ruin his future because of the game. What should I do? "

"Simple!"

"Buy him a switch from the Bank of China." Xu mang said calmly.

"Eh?"

"What's the difference?" Yang Xiaoman looks confused.

"Ha ha..."

"if you buy an Apple phone, you can only text and call. Are you angry?" Xu mang said: "send him a broken dream, the switch of the Bank of China!"

Before long,

the couple arrived at the local hotel. This time... It was not Xiaoman's property, but it was her relatives' property.

"Husband?"

"Let's stay two more days." Xiaoman stood on the balcony and looked at the scenery outside. It was as beautiful as a fairyland. She immediately attracted her eyes and said, "when shall we go for a walk?"

"Afternoon." Xu mang is lying in bed, holding a tablet computer, checking Nobel news.

At this time,

suddenly, a phone call came from Ouyang Fei, head of the Mathematics Department of Fuda.

"Hello?"

"Director Ouyang... It's hard to call me!" Xu mang said with a smile: "what's the matter?"

"Busy or not?" Director Ouyang's tone was very brisk, and he continued: "recently, a great event happened in the mathematics field. The zone conjecture was solved by a genius of the sixth University of Paris.""Oh..."

"congratulations." Xu mang brushed the news absently and said without expression: "what does it have to do with me?"

"It matters!"

"He challenged the world, saying that no one else could solve the problem." Director Ouyang said: "this tone is very rampant. I think you can cure him. It took him ten years to solve it."

"..."

"me?"

"Forget it." Xu mang shrugged: "so... I accompany my wife to travel outside."

PA,

directly hung up.

Yang Xiaoman looked at his husband and asked curiously, "who is it?"

"Ah?"

"Nothing..." Xu mang laughed, got up and walked to her side, gently hugged Xiaoman from the back, put his head on his shoulder, and said, "it's nearly three months pregnant? How come the stomach hasn't changed at all? "

"Nonsense!"

"The change in the stomach during the third month of pregnancy is generally not obvious, but it will change after three months." Small man Du mouth, seriously said: "to quickly hold the wedding... Or really can't wear the wedding dress."

"And more!" Yang Xiaoman tooted his mouth and said angrily, "you have been deprived of the right to educate children. I don't want to see children as stupid as you are!"

"I want to train my children to be artists!" "Art needs sensibility, not ideal," Yang said

Xu mang frowned. He felt that on this issue, he needed to make good use of Xiaoman.

"I strongly oppose it!"

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