Chapter 959

"When the sun shines, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says early, early and early. Why are you carrying a bomb bag?"

"I went to bomb the school. The teacher didn't know. As soon as I pulled a line, I ran away. The school was gone

Singing the children's song, which is adapted from "school song", is Xu Mang's soul work in junior high school. At that time, he was a complete learning dregs, but now he is a super University bully, so we have to say that life is changeable.

"Alas..."

"I used to be a student who bombed schools. As a result, I became a scientist." Xu mang sighed as he drove the car. He had thought about what he would do in the future, such as being a happy rich second generation or a carefree loser.

However...

never expected to become a scientist.

Of course, he also thought about his wife in the future. In the aspect of his wife, Xu Mang's fantasy is very simple. He is 1.7 meters tall, protruding in the front and warping in the back. As a result, he married a young Xiaoman and went home.

"Do evil!"

"Not only became a scientist, but also married Yang Xiaoman." Xu mang turned his lips and began to think about a question: is there a parallel universe? Can there be another Xu Mang, and his life trajectory is just opposite to his own?

Become a carefree and speechless black sheep, married a good figure, good-looking woman, then who is more happy than Xu Mang in the parallel universe?

This is a mystery,

eternal mystery!

Soon,

Xu mang arrived at the company. When he saw the employees of Xiaoman, he couldn't help but look confused. They were the same as yesterday... With a confident expression on their faces. Everything was so suspicious.

Don't they know they are losing money?

Bang, bang, bang,

he knocked on the door of Xiaoman's office, and then pushed the door in. Xiaoman was still working without expression.

"Wife?"

"Dinner!" Xu mang smilingly picked up the food on his hand: "I made your favorite dish... Fried shrimp with celery, Japanese style tofu, fish flavored shredded pork, kung pao chicken... The most powerful is this, a large pot of delicious white rice!"

"..."

"I have no appetite!" Yang Xiaoman black face said: "you eat it yourself."

"Eh?"

Xu mang Leng for a moment, looking at his wife listless appearance, helplessly said: "Alas... Loss miserable? I was trying to persuade you not to be impulsive. Don't be impulsive. You see... Suddenly, it broke through 31000 points. "

Yang Xiaoman: (~ ~)

nice!

I'm so angry!

Although Xu mang spoke comforting words, he could hear his anger. Yang Xiaoman felt that he was laughing at himself. The pig's hoof has always been against the so-called collapse theory, but now... It's about to break through 31000 points...

"hum!"

"Don't be complacent Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'll tell you... It's going to fall soon. At 10 o'clock this evening, it's going to plummet at the opening, and then trigger the fuse. I'm not kidding. Anyway, I'll wait for your fecal suicide performance!"

"Whatever you want."

"You eat the food first... I tell you, it doesn't matter if you eat it yourself. You can't starve the child." Xu took a blank look and said seriously, "how about if I feed you? I know it's hard to be bankrupt, but people depend on food, iron depends on steel, and I'm hungry if I don't eat. "

Although I know that I am comforting myself, why is it that irritating?

Xu style comfort... Really wonderful!

"I'm tired of it!"

"What am I in love with you?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm not handsome, and I can't comfort people. My mouth is still so cheap... I always know to make fun of me all day long. Was my mother blindfolded? There are so many single men in the world who fall in love with you. "

"Look at this..."

"my handsome is famous!" Xu mang shrugged his shoulders and calmly said, "do you dare to say that you didn't covet my face at first?"

"Ouch

"Can you stop saying that?" Yang Xiaoman retched for a few times, then rose to a red glow, and said, "Hello, I..."

after that, Xu mang became a full-time food feeding staff.

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soon,

after simply cleaning up the tableware, Xu mang left the company, and soon returned home. He was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. He mainly looked at the views on American stocks on Weibo. However, there was not much information on it. Basically, it was about how to become leek.

"Hello?"

"Chen Shao?"

"What's the matter?" Xu mang received Chen Fan's call and asked with a smile."..."

"you can still laugh when your wife looks like that." When Chen Shao heard this hearty laugh, he couldn't help but ask, "can your wife still carry it? Do you want to withdraw from the status quo? It will be a loss if it goes on like this. "

"Alas..."

"I tried to persuade you at noon, but it's no use!" Xu sighed blankly and said helplessly: "do you think the women who marry into the Xu family are so casual? It's not head iron. Anyway, I'm dead hearted, but it's good to think about it. At least, I don't have to swallow dung to commit suicide. "

"Wait?"

"You were going to commit suicide by swallowing feces before. Could you pay back what you owed before?" Chen Shao asked.

Xu mang said with embarrassment and smile: "don't tangle with the past things, let the past dribs and drabs go with the wind... We need to keep an eye on our eyes, I'll tell you... As long as one fuse is blown, I'll swallow dung to commit suicide."

"Is it necessary?"

"If the fuse is really broken, it will not be over?" Chen Shao frowned and said nervously, "everything is in case."

"According to probability."

"There is such a vague probability, but... When probability is low-key to a certain extent, it can be ignored." Xu mang seriously said: "joking... Now it's 31000. If you want to fall below 20000, you have to fuse four times in a row."

"I don't dare to do it on TV!" Xu mang said with a smile: "this kind of thing even does not dare to write a novel, too divorced from reality!"

"..."

"sometimes... The reality is more crazy!" Chen Shao said, "you understand."

"That's the same thing!"

"It doesn't exist!"

Hang up the phone,

Xu mang collapsed directly on the sofa, tens of billions of dollars ah... So he was tossed to bankruptcy, what kind of thing did he marry back?

Good!

I hope this teaching can make Xiaoman wake up.

In the evening,

in the evening,

Xu mang was patrolling all corners of the company with potato chips. In any case, he was idle, so it was better to look around... Recently, due to special circumstances, both husband and wife lived in the company, and many employees simply stayed in the company.

After all, due to the time difference, the opening time of US stocks is already at night in China.

At this time,

at a certain stairway,

Xu mang was smoking and looking at his mobile phone. It was two hours before the market opened. According to Xiao man, the fuse would be triggered today.

Cut!

Believe her and hell!

Back to Xiaoman's office, I suddenly saw Xiaoman's face full of smile.

"What's the matter?"

"Making money?" Xu asked.

"No... still losing money." Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "but I get the news..."

words fall,

glancing at Xu mang with a bad smile, he said angrily, "but I won't tell you!"

"Cut!"

"I don't want to listen!" Xu mang shrugged his shoulders and quietly walked to the rest room inside. Then he said, "I'll sleep first... Don't call me."

For a moment, Xiaoman was left in the office, and she was watching a news report "OPEC + meeting broke down"...

the content is very simple. The two major oil countries have different opinions. The oil price will begin to shrink substantially. I don't know how much it will shrink. But... According to the estimation, it should drop by about 30%.

The sharp drop in oil prices will surely trigger a warning line for US stocks, followed by a crash.

Xiaoman felt that... Two hours later, there would be a worldwide turmoil, and all this was in his plan, thanks to his keen sense of the world situation.

"Hum!"

"Big idiot!"

"I'll see what you do then!" As soon as Yang Xiaoman recalls Xu Mang's distrust of himself, he feels upset. He always thinks that his wife is not good at finance. In fact, his mother is really powerful, but he is not willing to show up at ordinary times.

Wait and wait,

in the last hour,

Yang Xiaoman went to the war room, which was temporarily transformed from a conference room.

At the scene,

everyone was attentively controlling the computer, and was full of expectations for the upcoming opening. Although he had lost a lot of money before, he did not choose to give up. After all, it was a great honor to participate in such a big event.

Of course,

if you don't give up or give up, you still question whether you can be short?

At this time,

suddenly, a large number of people called out:

"down!""The oil price has fallen!"

"My God... It's down 31 percent!"

In a flash, there was an uproar in the

battle room.

"Lying trough!"

"This... This is too much?"

"Mr. Yang is a bull!"

Everyone was stunned by the sudden drop in oil prices... Mr. Yang had said that oil prices would plummet, which would lead to the collapse of the US stock market. Now that the prediction has been half fulfilled, the next step is to see the performance of US stocks in an hour.

Is it the same as Mr. Yang expected, the opening fell 7%, triggering the circuit breaker mechanism.

At this moment,

Yang Xiaoman came to the war room and learned the news of the sharp drop in oil prices. She just laughed indifferently and did not deliberately surprise her. However, her steady action won the respect of all the people present.

It is worthy of being President Yang, an amazing woman in the financial sector!

As time goes by,

there is still a last minute when the US stock market is about to open. All the people present hold their breath and wait for the miracle to happen.

At the same time,

Xu mang fell into a dream, in which the US stock market soared!

"It's open!"

"Oh my God... No?"

"Direct trigger fusing?"

All the people present were shocked, and Mr. Yang really did it!

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