At 1:30 in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman spent his time in confusion and uneasiness. Ever since he knew that Xu Mang's mother was a housewife, he especially liked the kind of girl who was good at cooking. Xiaoman became a little depressed and planned to spend the afternoon reviewing mathematics.

But...

what else should we review? It is important to be the first place in the National College Students' mathematics competition to be Xu's mother and daughter-in-law!

"Recipe..."

"three hundred kinds of home cooked dishes", "basic steps of Ningshi cuisine", "modu Benbang cuisine"... "

Yang Xiaoman bought more than ten cookbooks online at one time, and his address was certainly at his home in modu.

Alas...

at the end of this competition, we must study cooking well.

Yang Xiaoman has made up his mind to become a good wife and good mother who can cook dishes. But she has a problem. Who will try it?

Just Dad!

He has no taboo.

"Ah?"

"Little man?" Xu mang is sitting at the head of the bed, playing with the legend of furnace stone. He glances at Xiaoman, who is worried and asks curiously, "will you go to Qingda for a visit?"

"No!"

"I'm tired of it." Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang and asked, "what hobbies does your father usually have?"

"My dad?"

"Er..." Xu mang thought for a long time and said in silence: "smoking, drinking, rubbing hemp... But not scalding."

"Your father is fine." Yang Xiaoman nodded: "at that time, I will take some wine from my father's collection from home. The wine has been kept for a long time. Usually, he just takes a look and rubs the ash on it, but he doesn't dare to drink it."

This...

if this is taken away by Xiaoman, I'm afraid the old father-in-law will be crazy!

"..."

"just buy whatever you want." Xu Mang's face full of panic said: "you can never take your father's private wine out to give people, I'm afraid he can't stand this stimulation."

"Why?"

"How many bottles of wine can take my dad to the hospital after so many years of ups and downs?" Yang Xiaoman said with disdain.

Not to mention,

really!

As a man, Xu mang knows men's mind best. Some things are the bottom line that no one can touch. According to his father-in-law's wealth level, money is no longer a problem. I guess he likes collecting things, and the wine is one of his hobbies.

From Xiao man's words just now, we can see that the wine is very likely the whole life of the old father-in-law.

I,

Xu Mang,

I am not the son-in-law of an old pit father-in-law!

At this time,

Xu mang glanced at Xiaoman, er... His daughter dug him up, so it's none of my business.

"..."

"you can go now!" Yang Xiaoman turned to Xu Mang and said, "I'm going to read a book. I'll come back before six in the afternoon."

"Ah?"

"Oh..." Xu mang got up elated and rushed out of the room.

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Yang Xiaoman secretly ordered a video of cooking.

"Welcome to watch cooking every day. Today, we are going to make bamboo rat with broad oil!"

"Prepare a bamboo mouse with a lot of worries!"

"Prepare..."

...

Xu Mang, who has obtained his freedom, is wandering around the campus of Qing University. He is looking for the next group of victims. The physics department and the mathematics department have just finished. It is estimated that his own story has spread. If he goes there, he will be trapped.

Computer department?

Or material department?

"Hello, classmate."

"Can you tell me how to get to the materials department building?" Asked Xu Mangchong, a fairly average girl.

"See that building?" "That's the building of the materials department," the girl said

"Thank you."

Xu mang was about to leave, but was stopped by the girl.

"Alas

"You are very handsome." "Add a wechat?" the girl said with a smile

"No more!"

Xu ran away.

Female: @ ා¥% &&&

soon after,

Xu mang came to the door of the materials department building. He wanted to get some feedback on his database and intelligent synthesis software. In the top three universities, Xu mang wanted to get some feedback on the real situation of users in the first three universities.

At first,

Xu mang wanted to go to the laboratory directly, but for unnecessary trouble, he first went to the director of the materials department and asked him about the situation. At this point, Xu mang decided to use one of his own identities, the honorary deputy director of the Institute of materials science and computer science.

It should be Can you be fooled?

"Hello, classmate.""Where can I get to the director's office?" Xu mang caught a short, seemingly bullying boy, and asked seriously, "I am the honorary deputy director of the Institute of materials science and computer science. I have something to do with the director of your department."

“???”

WTF?

What honorary deputy director?

I'm afraid it's not a liar!

The boy's vigilance is very high, carefully looking at Xu Mang, but can't stand Xu Mang's just light in the eyes, said quietly: "the dean is not in, or you can find the deputy director, he is on the fourth floor."

"Thank you."

After saying goodbye,

Xu mang rushed to the fourth floor and found the deputy director's office.

"We should be... Of the same rank?" Xu mang took out a sign with the words "honorary deputy director of the Institute of materials science and computer science", but there was no name on it. At first glance, it looked like the fake certificate.

In fact,

this is the false * syndrome.

In order to bluff Yang Jian's son-in-law, the headmaster deliberately made a fake brand for Xu Mang, so that he could maintain the database without any dissatisfaction with the reality and be full of hope.

The depth of the routine is simply outrageous.

Of course,

Xu mang knows that there is no way to discuss seniority. The principal is his second grandfather.

Bang bang!

After a please in, Xu mang pushes the door and enters.

"Are you?" A middle-aged man looks at Xu mang curiously.

"I am the honorary deputy director of the Institute of materials science and computer science. My name is Xu." Xu said solemnly: "I came to ask whether the materials science database and intelligent synthesis software developed by Fuda have met your expectations and whether there are still any improvements needed."

“???”

What?

Institute of materials and computer science?

Do you have this department?

This middle-aged man looks at Xu mang with a confused face. He is not very old, and his whole body exudes a smell of salted fish. Especially, his eyes can be directly pressed on the dead fish, without any sense of disobedience.

"You..."

"what are you really the honorary deputy director of the Institute of materials science and computer science?" Asked the middle-aged man.

"..."

"really!" Xu mang quickly took out the certificate given by the president of Fuda University and handed it to the middle-aged man. He said, "this is my certificate. Please have a look."

After getting the certificate, the middle-aged man almost didn't die of anger.

Good guy...

is it so rough?

Nowadays, the cheaters dare to cheat the deputy director of the material Department of Qingda?

He is insulting my intelligence!

However,

the deputy director of the materials department of Qingda was also a boring person. Instead of calling the security guard at the first time, he played a cat and tiger game with Xu mang.

When the boring deputy director of the material Department of Qingda meets the more boring Xu Mang, he is bound to collide with a blazing spark.

"Vice president Xu, the database and software are very good, but... I want to make some comments." "I hope the database can be a little more advanced. A lot of the data is garbage data and has no value at all," said the deputy director

"If the data is still stored in the database, it will only take up a lot of space and waste limited resources." Deputy director said, "deputy director Xu, can you improve this problem? And I want you to give me a reply in person, a reply to solve the problem."

I'll go!

This is...

this is very difficult!

Xu mang thought for a moment, and soon he found a very perfect way to solve this problem by adding a new algorithm.

However,

how does this algorithm calculate?

"Sorry... Let me think about it." Xu mang embarrassed but not disrespectful said.

"Good!"

"I can wait for you!" The deputy director said solemnly.

It's a liar!

Seeing Xu mang frowning and looking silly, the deputy director directly labeled Xu mang as a "liar.".

No nonsense,

call security!

The deputy director silently pressed an emergency button on the plane. As long as the button was pressed, the school security department would react quickly and arrive at the scene of the accident within three minutes.

This button is set to deal with emergencies. In order to protect the life and safety of important scientific research workers, Qingda spent a lot of money to build this rapid response system by professional security team.

Thirty seconds later,

Xu said solemnly: "deputy director, after my thinking, I can give you a reply. I will add a data weight algorithm to the database in the future. This calculation process is like this.""Weight value = usage + reading + attenuation, and the proportion of certain data is calculated according to the daily operation of different users."

"Usage refers to the amount of data used. The reading amount refers to the amount that the user has read the data, and the attenuation amount refers to the quantity value that the data has not been used or read for a long time." Xu stopped for a moment and continued: "according to three conditions, calculate the final value of the data, and then compare with the same kind of data, and present the data with high value to the user."

"Of course

"It can also be further optimized to calculate the user's characteristics based on the ID of each computer and the ID of the software."

"For example, if a student studies nanomaterials, the database background will carry out special optimization processing on the data of nanomaterials through calculation, so as to provide better service for this student." Xu mang said: "deep level optimization needs a period of research and development..."

"because it takes about two weeks to make a special mathematical model and then calculate the data through the cosine formula..." Xu said, glancing at the astonished deputy director, he asked calmly, "are you satisfied with this treatment method?"

Is this...

is the IQ of cheaters all graduate students?

"You..."

"you..." the deputy director of the materials department of Qingda asked carefully, "are you really from the Institute of materials science and computer science?"

"Yes

"Don't you all see the work permit?" Xu mang asked curiously, "what's the matter? What's the problem? "

The deputy director took a look at the work card on the desk. Is this really a work permit? This is ten thousand times rougher than the meal card ten years ago!

"Does this institute really exist?" "What kind of honorary deputy director are you really?" asked the deputy director

Xu Mang: (° ー")

feelings he treats me as a liar?

So much for nothing!

"I'm not a liar

"Although the certificate is fake..."

when Xu mang was halfway there, two security uncles burst in and rushed to Xu mangfei without saying a word.

Xu Mang: ∑ ('д′ * ノ) ノ

I'll go!

What's the situation?

What are you doing?

In order to ensure the safety of the deputy director, the security uncle directly arrested Xu mang.

......

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