Chapter 344： Umbridge (Part 1)

"I don't want to repeat it a second time."

Mike still had that horrible expressionless look. Anyone could tell that Mike was getting angry at the moment, and the eyes of the little boy beside Zhou Hong had already started to red.

But Zhou Hong was still stubborn, and said with his neck:

"I said nothing!"

"Okay, Mike." Hermione persuaded from the side. "Let him heal the injury first. We'll talk about other things when he gets better."

Mike glanced at Hermione and didn't say a word. Instead, he slowly dropped his gaze on the little boy next to Zhou Hong.

"You are... Colin's brother, right?"

The boy still covered his mouth with his hands, looked at Mike in horror, and nodded frantically.

"Then, could you please tell me how the injury on the back of Zhou Hong's hand came from?"

As soon as he said this, Zhou Hong's expression changed and he began to wink at him desperately.

However, Colin's brother, the little boy named Dennis, seemed to be frightened by Mike. After Mike asked questions, he said without hesitation:

"It's Umbridge, that old witch!"

"Oh? What do you say?" Mike's eyes narrowed, which made him look even more dangerous.

"Okay! Okay! Let me do it! I made a small mistake in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, so I was punished by Umbridge." Zhou Hong first explained to Mike, and then became annoyed. Yelled at Dennis, "You are really not friends enough!"

Dennis seemed to get angry when Zhou Hong yelled like this. He stared at Zhou Hong and said:

"What does it mean that you made a mistake? In my opinion, that old witch is totally retaliating, for revenge you laughed so loudly when she gave a speech yesterday!"

Afterwards, the two quarreled together, and Hermione took the opportunity to take the Bai Xian from Zhou Hong's hand and began to help him with the medicine.

Ron and Harry looked at each other with an ominous premonition.

You should know that the laughter of the two of them in yesterday’s speech was not much lighter than Zhou Hong. If it is as Dennis said, their new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is taking revenge on those who dared to laugh in her speech. , Then the two of them...

The quarrel between Zhou Hong and Dennis soon ended with Zhou Hong's victory, and then Zhou Hong looked a little tangled at Mike who was bowing his head in thought.

"Hey, Mike." Zhou Hong whispered to Mike, until the latter raised his head and looked at him, then continued, "Don't tell Benjamin about this, please?"

"why?"

"If he knows, he will do stupid things!"

Looking at Zhou Hong who was excited, Mike didn't say a word, just touched his head and left without saying a word.

Upon seeing this, Zhou Hong cursed something in Chinese again, and then complained to Dennis:

"Damn, I knew it would be like this! Dennis, blame you! As my friend, you dare to betray me!"

"Can you blame me for this? Didn't you see? How scary the senior Tomley was just now! I dare not disobey his orders!" Dennis whispered, "It's said in the newspaper, he is..."

"Shut up! Dennis!" Zhou Hong pounced on Dennis, "I've said it many times, the newspapers are all fake!"

The two started fighting again, and while Zhou Hong and Dennis were still arguing, Mike had already come to a remote corner.

"Snapped!"

With a sharp snap of his fingers being slapped by Mike, Shuke, wearing a pocket-size tuxedo, appeared on his knees behind Mike.

"I want to know everything about Dolores Umbridge."

"As you wish, my master!"

Shu Ke lowered his head in awe and disappeared.

"Those who dare to hurt me, haha!"

Mike muttered to himself, the expression on his face becoming more and more gloomy.

Shuke is very efficient. When Mike returns to the dorm after class in the afternoon, a complete information about Umbridge has appeared on his desk.

Dolores Umbridge

Father: Alford Umbridge (witch)

Mother: Alan Cranell (Muggle)

Brother: unknown name (dumb cannon)

Life experience:

Umbridge’s parents are now separated, her brother and her mother live in the Muggle world, and she and her father live in the wizarding world.

Although Umbridge is a mixed race, he himself firmly denies this and declares that he is pure blood.

Umbridge graduated from Slytherin College at Hogwarts, and then worked in the Ministry of Magic’s Department of Prohibition of Misuse of Magical Items.

Due to hard work and good at camping, Umbridge became the central figure in the office a few years later.

At the same time, Umbridge's father, Alford, who was working as a cleaner at the Ministry of Magic, also retired early under the operation of Umbridge. At this point, Umbridge finally got rid of the shackles of his native family, relying on his cunning and viciousness to sail smoothly in the Ministry of Magic, and became one of the deputy ministers of the Ministry of Magic when he was less than forty years old.

other:

Umbridge’s hobbies are extremely special. Her preferences are endlessly close to girls. She likes to dress herself up with pink and many pleated skirts, and she likes to speak in the voice of a girl, and also likes to collect all kinds of' The cat plays with the decorative plate.

It is understood that Umbridge’s hobbies are very famous in the Ministry of Magic, and many people dislike her very much, but because she is so popular with Minister Fudge, many people dare not speak.

This information comes from the Foley family, these large families often collect information from many Ministry of Magic officials for various purposes, so the credibility of this information is very high.

And the content recorded in this material is similar to what Mike learned from the original work.

But one thing that appeared above caught Mike's attention.

Umbridge, she turned out to be a mixed race!

This is something McWanwan did not expect, because in the original work, Umbridge is a firm pureblood, and he also publicly stated that he is a pureblood. Therefore, Mike, like many people, thinks Umbridge Qi should be pure blood.

It can be seen how much Umbridge cares about his blood.

Putting the information back on the desktop, a smile appeared on Mike's face.

Tomorrow, tomorrow they will go to the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and he is looking forward to meeting Umbridge!

...

In the afternoon of the next day, in the classroom of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Umbridge looked at his pocket watch without expression.

Ten minutes have passed since class time.

however……

She raised her head, and what caught her eyes was a classroom that was mostly empty.

The corners of Umbridge's mouth twitched.

Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff took this class together, but nowadays none of the Ravenclaw students have come, which made her very angry.

The Hufflepuff students in the audience are already whispering, and they have never encountered a situation where the entire college is late.

"Classmates, please be quiet, we will start class soon."

Umbridge smiled and said in a delicate voice.

Despite her normal behavior, her trembling corners of her mouth still betrayed her emotions at the moment.

It's a pity that Hufflepuff's classmates completely ignored her and continued to whisper.

At this moment, the door of the classroom was opened quickly, and then, headed by Mike, a crowd of Ravenclaws filed in with books.

The Hufflepuffs who were still whispering immediately became quiet.

Upon seeing this, Umbridge's expression became more gloomy, because she discovered that Mike's majesty among these students was even stronger than her.

"Sorry, Professor Umbridge, the clock in our lounge is slow."

Mike looked up and apologized to Umbridge in an almost arrogant manner.

Umbridge's hands hidden under the table were tightly clenched into fists. Then, she smirked and asked with gritted teeth:

"Don't you have any other clocks?"

"Of course, of course we have, but they are just as slow!" Mike turned to look at the students behind him, and said, "There must be someone playing a prank, right?"

"Yes! Hahahaha"

The Ravenclaws answered in unison, and then there was a burst of laughter from the crowd.

Umbridge's face was dark, she was shaking all over, her eyes staring straight at the headed Mike, without saying a word.

Upon seeing this, Mike raised his eyebrows and said:

"Professor, Professor Flivy can testify for us on this matter. If you don't believe it, you can ask Professor Flivy. Okay, now, can we return to our seats?"

Umbridge stood on the podium and kept taking deep breaths. She looked like a toad constantly inflating. Many people in the classroom restrained themselves from laughing.

After a while, Umbridge seemed to have controlled her emotions, her face was again with that twisting smirk, pointing to the empty space in the classroom and facing Mike and the crowd of Ravenclaws. They said:

"I will confirm this with Professor Flivy. Now, please go back to your seats. We have been delayed for too long."

Mike smiled and nodded, then returned to his seat with the cheering Ravenclaws.

It was as if the cheers of the winner sounded harsh in Umbridge’s ears, she took another deep breath before continuing:

"Well, classmates, we will start class now. First of all, please put away your wands and take out the quill."

As soon as this remark came out, there were many complaints in the classroom, which was quiet for a while.

According to everyone's experience, following the command of "put up the wand" has never been an interesting lesson.

But despite being very depressed, everyone still obeyed Umbridge's order and put away all their wands.

Seeing the people who moved quickly, Umbridge nodded in satisfaction, then took a short and poor wand from his box and tapped it on the blackboard.

‘Dark Magic Defense class, back to basic principles. ’

These two lines appeared on the blackboard immediately.

"Classmates, as far as I know, your teaching in this course has always been intermittent and unsystematic, isn't it?" Umbridge seemed to have regained her self-confidence. She crossed her fingers and put her fingers upright on her chest. "Teachers are constantly changing, and many of them do not seem to follow the curriculum standards approved by the Ministry of Magic to teach. Unfortunately, you are far from reaching the level that OWL should reach.

However, you will be happy to know that these problems will be corrected. This year, what we are going to learn is a carefully arranged, theory-centered, magical defense course approved by the Ministry of Magic. Please copy this passage down. "

She tapped on the blackboard again, and the original two lines were immediately cancelled and replaced by "course objectives".

1. Understand the basic principles of magic defense.

2. Learn to identify situations where magic defense can be used legally.

3. Assess magic defense in the context of actual use.

There was a rustle in the classroom, and everyone was copying this passage with a feather pen.

At this moment, Mike said to Franklin with a voice that was deliberately amplified to the entire classroom:

"Oh! It seems that this professor is just like Quirrell. She doesn't intend to teach us practical things, but just wants to follow the text and let us write down a bunch of useless theories."

Everyone in the professor heard Mike's words. Everyone looked at Mike with surprise, and Umbridge on the stage frowned directly.

"Student Mike Townley, please don't talk casually in class. If you want to speak, please raise your hand." Umbridge suppressed his anger and said.

Hearing that, Mike raised his hand very naturally. The expression on Umbridge’s face was slightly better. He was about to speak for Mike, but when he saw that Mike ignored her, he raised his hand and stood up directly. I repeated what I had just said again The Ravenclaws immediately made a burst of laughter resounding through the classroom, and this series of laughter even brought out a lot of Hufflepuffs.

But Umbridge on the podium finally couldn't stand it anymore. She patted the table angrily and roared:

"enough!"

The classroom became quiet for an instant, and everyone was looking at Umbridge on the podium in amazement. The roar she just made was deep and rough, which was completely different from her usual voice like a little girl.

Umbridge himself obviously noticed this, and cleared his throat after coughing twice, before continuing:

"Mike Townley, it seems that you have a deep misunderstanding of my teaching! You must know that you are going to take the OWL exam this year. Being a student exam is the most important thing for you. But given that At your current level, if you want to pass the exam smoothly, mastering more theoretical knowledge is the most important thing you should do. As for actual practice, I believe that as long as you are proficient in the theoretical knowledge, you can successfully display those Defensive skills should also be a matter of hand."

In the classroom, as Umbridge finished his speech, many people nodded in agreement.

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