Chapter 256 Dirty mind

Chapter 256 Dirty mind　　" What did you say to him?" Handing a tissue to Fang Chi, Chen Mi couldn't help but reprimand Xiao Hua, he didn't hear a thing this flashy mer said to Fang Chi but even without listening he knew that there was nothing good about what he just told Fang Chi. Chen Mi glared at Xiao Hua with an angry expression, he promised Yu Dong that he will take care of Brother Chi if his wife found out that this flashy mer actually teased brother Chi while he was still here, who knows what she will think of him.

Xiao Hua flapped his fan and shut it close with a quick snap, he grinned devilishly as he stared at Chen Mi, looking not even the slightest bit bothered by his bad temper. " do you want to know what I told him?"

Chen Mi's instinctive reaction was to refuse but when he noticed the sly smile on Xiao Hua's face and narrowed his eyes in suspicion. " What was it?"

Xiao Hua didn't say it outright just hooked his finger and motioned for Chen Mi to come closer, seeing his actions Chen Mi blew up. His fur immediately got ruffled as he unhappily muttered, " What am I? A dog?" Though he said that, Chen Mi still walked over to Xiao Hua who at once leaned close to Chen Mi just as he did with Fang Chi. Then cupping his mouth, he whispered a lot of things in Chen Mi's ear. At first, Chen Mi was calm and then his face slowly turned pink before it turned red. Though unlike the naive and yet to have experience Fang Chi, he didn't end up having a nosebleed.

" What do you say? Isn't it good advice?" asked Xiao Hua with an innocent expression on his face like he didn't just make two mers explode in embarrassment. 

Chen Mi stared at his nonchalant expression and immediately slapped his arm off his shoulder,  panting as he clutched his chest. " You pervert, what are you teaching, Brother Chi?"

Xiao Hua shrugged, he didn't look the slightest bit uncomfortable as he looked at Chen Mi like he was facing a toddler and said with a cheeky grin, " ohho, I didn't expect you all to be so shy even after being married. I thought you were used to these things but think about it carefully, won't you? Isn't it a good thing to do something that's on the expectations list? I am telling you that from my experience in the tavern after working with so many mers, a good surprise is as good as deliberately seducing your wife. Just imagine, if you dress up in these and wait for her to come to you in your room… I don't know about you but the thrill she will experience will surely get you all to have very big tummies in no time."

Chen Mi wanted to say that it wasn't like that and that Yu Dong was a very reserved wife. But he couldn't bring himself to say it, they haven't even tried it. So, how can he say with confidence that Yu Dong won't like them in these flimsy lingeries? Maybe she will? Like Xiao Hua said just said in his ears, that no one dislikes a bit of spice in their bedroom life but it was just too thin!! All of these lingeries were so weirdly shaped and they all look so transparent that there was no point in wearing this and wearing nothing at all!

" You-"

But Xiao Hua has lost interest in his conversation with Chen Mi and quickly looked at Fang Chi, " what do you say? You can try it on your wedding night. I can assure you that you will wake the dormant wolf inside her! Just trust me." 

Fang Chi looked at the robe-like thing that was made of sheer silk and only had some embroidery where it was necessary and other than that, it was completely see-through. Though he was hesitant, he couldn't help but be swayed by what Xiao Hua has said to him, what if he was right? What if Yu Dong really liked seeing him in this?

In the end, all of them except Xiao Hua purchased a set of racy lingerie for themselves. Xiao Hua who noticed them holding the package like they were smuggling some dangerous stuff, couldn't help but chuckle, " Dude, didn't you say that I was a pervert. What is this then?"

Chen Mi acted like he didn't hear anything as he turned to Ye Liu and said, " I think that we should test some samples of desserts at the snack house, I want to treat the guests with desserts when they return home after attending the wedding."

Fang Chi, who knew that desserts cost a lot since sugar was expensive, immediately shook his head and intervened, " There is no need for sending the guests off with such an expensive gift, the ceremony will be small to begin with, why try to overstretch the budget?"

Ye Liu appreciated that Fang Chi was already thinking about the expenses of their family but he still smiled and said, " there is no need to worry about this little expense. Though you are right that the wedding will be small but if we don't send off the guests with appropriate gifts, they might talk about Yu Dong behind their backs, since we can afford it. We might as well give them a decent gift in return or else who knows what kind of rumours they might spread about you."

Fang Chi knew that Ye Liu and the others were only doing this so that no one would look down on him. If the wedding was too shabby then it would be him who would suffer, he was really grateful to these three brothers of his who were taking care of him instead of getting jealous and trying to pull him down. He nodded his head and then uttered a shy, " Thank you." 

Ye Liu waved his thanks aside as they all headed to the one snack restaurant that Chen Mi has always been dreaming about.