Chapter 1082

"He (Dr. colsehuber) has become a post match urinalysis doctor in Bayern Munich for four times in a row, and has spot checked me for four times in a row. There are 18 applicants. Why do I always sign up? "

Kahn continued: "I gave him a full cup of urine. He turned around and said he didn't see it. He asked me to take another one.". I'm not a water halter. If I twist it, I'll pee. Which is so easy? I'm not good at prostate when I'm old. I don't want to drink any water for several hours. I have to pee again. Poor old man, I can't pee! "

"I said I was sweaty, wet and cold, and needed to take a bath first. Well, he sent someone to stand beside Lianpeng's head and watch my shower. Have you ever been washed from head to foot by a big man without blinking his eyes? Do you know what it's like to be a prisoner? "

"My family has been waiting for me for four hours, just for my second pee, which Dr. colser Hooper insisted on. Finally, with more than half of the cup, he felt that I had spilled urine on his face. God, I want to put such a precious bubble of urine in the cellar and collect it. How can I give up throwing it on him? "

"There is a urinal monitored in the urine test room. Kahn said he can't pee for a while. I said I can wait, and then he disappeared in the monitoring for some reason," said Dr. coerce Hooper of UEFA doping test center. When he reappears, he has a full bubble of urine in his hand. "

"I told him it didn't comply with the regulations, and he had to go and have another pee. Kahn said he couldn't pee. I said I could wait. "

"A few hours later, he brought the second bubble of urine and put it heavily on the table in front of me. Some of it spilled. I told him that if he spilled some more, the quantity would be insufficient, and he had to go to pee again. I told him I wasn't in a hurry. I could wait. "

"So, Kahn got angry. He took out the first urine bubble from the testing room and threw it all on the wall. The urine is very full and yellow. Some of the information splashed on the table. Fortunately, the information is in duplicate. Some splashed into my eyes and mouth... "

That's what happened after Bayern's match with Real Madrid. Dr. Kahn and Dr. colsehuber have each said it's right. UEFA ruled the day before yesterday that Strauss Kahn had insulted urine doctors, fined 20000 Swiss francs (more than 12000 euros) and banned one match in the Champions League. Kahn was busy apologizing to Dr. colsehuber in the newspaper a week ago and failed to revive UEFA's decision to punish him.

In the match with AC Milan, Bayern will be absent more than one player. In addition to the goalkeeper Kahn, the midfielder van Bommel will be banned.

Originally, van Bommel was suspended for two games, just missed the two rounds with Milan. Van Bommel made an 'umbrella' gesture to the Real Madrid fans at the Bernabeu after scoring a 2-3 goal of hope in the first leg. The gesture and the vertical middle finger mean one thing, insult and indecency, but Van Bommel was not punished on the spot.

In the second round, he was sent off by both sides in conflict with Real Madrid midfielder and Malian Mohamed Diarra.

Van Bommel and Diarra are old enemies. They have been wrong with each other since they were in the Dutch league. At that time, they were punished together because of the conflict on the field. Later, Diarra went to Lyon, France, and van Bommel went to Barcelona. When the two teams met in the Champions League, they were sent off twice by both sides. Now this is the third time. It seems that the hatred can not be solved.

A few days ago, UEFA announced that van bommer was banned from playing two games in one crime and fined 10000 Swiss francs, which made Real Madrid and Bayern very dissatisfied. Real Madrid think van Bommel should be banned immediately after the first round, then there is nothing wrong with him in the second round, Real Madrid may not be the result of 1-2 defeat and elimination.

Bayern, on the other hand, think UEFA is not well founded. At this time, there are four conspiracy theories, because the biggest beneficiary of these two suspension events is AC Milan, many people think that Milan fell into the ghost.

In fact, AC Milan and Bayern Munich have a good personal relationship. The two clubs often cooperate and help each other in Europe. This time, when Bayern appealed for the suspension of van Bommel, AC Milan played a part in it. In the end, van Bommel suspended two games, but the second game can be suspended in Europe within one year. That is to say, van Bommel will be back when the two teams play at the Allianz stadium in the next round.

Milan and Bayern have played eight times in the Champions League before, AC Milan 5-2, 1-1, occupying the absolute advantage, especially in the second leg of last season's Champions League 116 final in San Siro last March, Milan 4-1 cut Bayern off the horse, nine Ye Inzaghi alone let Bayern helpless, kicking and kicking twice, Kaka and Shevchenko icing on the cake. Piggy didn't take part in the game because he was sent to the youth team by margat.

"I think you and ciruogou have been talking about marriage for such a long time. I have prepared all the red envelopes for you. How can you say that they will be separated?" On the plane, Zhuoyang asked piggy.

After the six swordsmen separated from madibu, in addition to urging Zhuoyang, the single dog, and libery, the old husband and wife's scar, the other four brothers changed their girlfriends soon afterwards. However, more than two years and three years later, it was the most playful looking piglet who never had a hand to pick flowers. She has been hand in hand with model and actress Ciro Teague. Ciro's "sb combination" with Bastian is even more famous in international football than the "2B combination" of Borriello and beren Rodrigues.Although piggy has not been less in the nightclub and other occasions to loosen the belt to steal, but with Xiruo has always been in the media to maintain a show of love posture. In the past two years, Montolivo, the second brother, has basically changed in the first half of the year, and murtesack, the grandfather, is one year old. Even the most honest and loving butcher, Derong, has separated from alika alba, Louise FIGO's distant cousin, to follow her beloved high school girl again.

However, the butcher doesn't bother those pure high school girls any more, but aims at the little sister who doesn't go to school well. In the picture that the butcher sent to Zhuoyang, the girls painted ghost makeup on their faces. They were burning their heads, holding cigarettes in their mouths, carrying bottles of wine in their hands, and the skin on the outside of their clothes was in a mess.

The butcher explained to Zhuoyang that he was representing God's influence on them, letting these girls change their ways and become good girls again, letting them get rid of the temptation of Satan and return to the holy bath of God. Zhuoyang was deeply moved by his words. Then he asked the butcher, "are these girls addictive?"

"Damn it!"

"Zhuoyang, you know, I really thought of marrying Ciro last year. I wanted to wait a little longer, but I didn't feel like it this year." Piggy said: "there is no big contradiction, that is, there are often quarrels on small things. Time will really kill each other's passion and patience. You know, too familiar to be tolerant. "

"Young master, what do you mean I'm tired of playing with each other! "

"It's about the same meaning, if not rough."