Chapter 36 36: Is This What A Wuxia MC Feels Like!?

Zell strolled around Celica forest carrying a cooked haunch of pork. He watched the various new players struggle and lose against weak monsters, which caused him to feel nostalgic and enjoy his sizzling meat. He was lonely because he couldn't speak right to anyone right now.

—|Zell: 'Somehow, I feel like my class leans towards being a tank. Should I try choosing the tanking talent at level 10?'

He considered his future path. Zell wanted to avoid wasting time, even if he chose the tanking path. At level 30, he could use one of the two damage-dealing sub-talents. His eyes moved across the small valley and saw two familiar girls. One with beautiful blonde wavy hair, which fluttered each time her sword swung through the air like an artistic dance.

Anya stood with Tessa, showing off her cute dwarf body and slamming her massive hammer onto a boar's head, which crushed the poor thing into meat paste. He chuckled, feeling her violent method of killing monsters never changed. She would use a dagger to stab the eyes of demons in their previous game. An enchantress that usually just stood back and healed or buffed the party.

"Let's go see them since those guys feel annoying to look at."

— Moments before

"Hey, look at these beautiful girls! The slender one has a nice, tight body. I bet her p**** is tight!"

A short male around 5ft 6 inches tall approached them. His short black hair and a slight eastern face said. He followed a step behind a slightly handsome male, who held his head in the sky. The Asian man was called Jun, and his father worked for the male he followed. His lackey if you wanted to determine their relationship.

Lyle, the man at the front, saw these hot girls from a distance thanks to his fencer class, which focused on vision and speed. He told his two lackeys to clear a path and handle the corpses. They planned to enter to save the girls but found the dwarf with thick thighs and plump assets crushed a boar with ease.

—|Lyle: 'Ah, this little slut with huge tits seems easy to get in bed. Flash my handsome face and cash, and she will kneel between my legs like an obedient dog in hours. Then I can use her to draw in her friend… Those tight limbs and graceful sword skills. Hah… Why did she reject me? I shall teach her what a real man is like and make her regret embarrassing me in public like that!'

Despite his boiling emotions inside. He acted to ensnare this fierce and voluptuous dwarf. His face was refreshing but dirt compared to Zell's.

He could have fooled Anya if not for her eyes being clouded by Zell's unique aura. His cock was massive, owned four of the most expensive VR units, two of the second most expensive and a nice-sized house. He was the perfect guy in her eyes.

"Hello there, sorry for my crass friend," Lyle said as his elbow slammed into Jun Kazama's stomach.

Two steps behind was another male, taller than both of them, around the same height as Zell, maybe a little shorter at 6ft 1. His hair was scraggy and matted with a brown colour, and he had dull blue eyes that seemed devoid of life, with lean muscles in his arms and chest.

Lyle wore platform shoes to become closer to the big guy's height. This young man was only 5ft 5 inches tall and felt a severe complex. Not only this, but his member was much smaller than the average. Which was close to 8cm in full burst. He tried to pay for expensive surgery, which only damaged his reproductive system. Lyle now only had one functioning ball.

"Don't worry," Tessa replied curtly before grasping Anya's hand and pulling her away.

—|Tessa: 'This little cunt keeps bothering me at college… I don't care if his dad is some fat ass businessman. My type isn't small men with tiny dicks. Does he think nobody knows the truth just because he hires thugs to beat those who spread the truth?'

In reality, a girl once took his naked pictures after he forced her to suck him off at school. He used the threat of making her father lose his job. She then posted the pathetic manhood on countless social media sites. This led to his rage. However, his father couldn't fire the man as he handled the company's sudden rise and stability.

Once his father found out, he forced Lyle to pay reparations and apologised to her and her dad, almost rubbing his head against the floor. This was a deep stain upon Lyle's student life. No amount of money could hide it from those who already knew.

It was enough to stop any media coverage; thus, they painted him as a golden boy on television.

"Ah, wait… How about we party together? Please forgive my rudeness; my name is Lyle, Lyle Fjord. Might you have heard of my father's business? He helped make this game so big, haha! This small guy is my friend Jun Kazama, and the big silent guy is Madric Henfield!"

Tessa worried this guy might make trouble for them in real life or follow them endlessly in the game. She faced away from Lyle, able to look around for some clue to escape.

—|Tessa: 'Fuck… I am okay, but Anya is not used to those things. She might get upset or fall for his tricks… This isn't very pleasant. Why did Zell have to vanish earlier… Tsk!'

"So… What do you think? We can tank the monsters, and you take all the loot. We can even set the experience to give you more!" Lyle said, flipping the blonde hair behind his ears. He must have these women for revenge and conquest.

Suddenly, a tall male around 6ft 5 inches shot past them. A black steel-plated armour covered his body, and he wore plated high boots on his enormous feet, with countless rivets and sharp spikes on his elbows and spine. Before Lyle could even open his mouth in a complaint, he watched as the male tapped Tessa on the shoulder and turned her around as she looked shocked.

—|Lyle: 'Heh, loser covers his face because he's ugly! Use the hide helmet command!'

—|Tessa: 'Ah, good, he's here! Let's ask him how to…!?'

Lyle watched as his heart seemed to shatter. The male's face appeared halfway from the mask. He could tell this man was a fucking model, at worst! That soft skin, and shimmering white teeth hidden inside that horrifying white spiked helmet, caused him to lose faith.

"Mmmph!? Hmm~ Mmmnn!"

Zell grabbed Tessa by the slender waist in his glossy black plate armour.

His speed was too fast for her to react the moment he did. Zell sealed her lips as she felt the sensation of a real kiss for the first time in her life... The hot lips, slightly sweet saliva with a taste of barbeque pork and the slight pull as he sucked on her lower lip, nibbling her.

She normally reacted with a knee to his cock, but realised this was a game. Also, she wasn't some violent anime character.

—|Tessa: 'Relax… It just feels real. This is a game. Let's enjoy a passionate kiss with this handsome guy and drive off some flies. Hehe… Let's make him cook a massive meal tonight as payback! Fufu…'

The three men watched in anger as the two entangled their tongues. A loud slurping came from the pure woman's mouth as she sucked on his tongue, pulling it into her mouth for the men to see. Jun clutched his spear, wanting to attack this bastard. Lyle always let them taste his women when bored, so he felt this loser was cuckolding him.

—|Lyle: ' Fuck!? Why is this bastard so tall? What is that massive bulge in his pants!? He stuffed a cat down there or something!'

[Don't worry, Anya, this is just a game. They were after her because she rejected him in real life. You should know that guy. He's the one she refused. Can I also kiss you too later? Since you seem to look jealous! Haha! It's only a game, after all, hehe.] — Anya's DM from Zell

Anya's mouth opened in a massive circle like the world had ended. However, when she received the private message from him. She relaxed and realised his words were valid. This wasn't real life. He just wanted to take the hatred of the men from them onto himself…. "Ah… Such a good man… But next time, kiss me…. and in real life! Hehe!" she said in a quiet voice. Unaware, he heard that plea and gave a slow nod.

Little did Tessa and Anya know the gods synchronised their sense of taste and all others earlier. Only their pain was limited to 10% and would slowly increase as they fought more battles and suffered injuries. They were both chosen by a goddess, after all!

"Mmmn~ such a good kisser! How many women have you tainted? Hmmm!"

Lyle couldn't take this anymore. His fist grasped the handle of his sword as he shouted out. "Who the fuck are you! Get your filthy lips off her! Blitz thrust!" He shot forward, lunging the sharp uncommon weapon towards the flank of Zell's neck.

Instantly, he was mere steps away as a black gauntlet lifted and accepted his rapier's thrust. The moment he did, the sword bent before snapping into steel shards, tearing Lyle's face and causing sparks to flow from Zell's gauntlet as its durability reached zero. To mock this guy more, Zell wrapped his arm around Tessa's waist and caressed her ass with a smirk.

—|Zell: 'Wow… It's smaller than Infra, Rika and Anya, but it's so damn firm… Let's enjoy this for a while longer.'

"Ah, I am her man. Do you have a problem?"