CH 27

"Hehehe, tell me, do I look like a human or a god?"

The thing in the forest shook the branches, making the sound even sharper.

"You look like a human! You look like a human! Uncle Demon, we're all miserable people, just trying to make a living!"

Terrified, Lv Zhuangyuan couldn't care about anything else and quickly prostrated himself on the ground, kowtowing towards the forest.

As he continued to kowtow, he suddenly stopped. He saw a pair of small feet with embroidered shoes standing at the edge of the forest like two cones.

His neck chilled as he slowly raised his head and saw a woman wearing a new flower cotton jacket standing alone with her small feet.

Her big face was very white, but her mouth was extremely small, and her eyes seemed to be set in black beads on her face, never blinking.

Her entire white face was hidden in the darkness, like a small airbag floating in mid-air.

"Hehehe, do I look like a human?" The woman covered her mouth and chuckled, walking towards the campfire with her slender feet.

When Lv Zhuangyuan saw the woman's boneless body twisting and turning as she walked, his last hope was completely extinguished. He had encountered a real one!

"Xiaowaizi! Xiaowaizi! Don't sleep! Hurry up and pee like a child!" Lv Zhuangyuan's frightened voice woke up the others.

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A lit piece of firewood was tremblingly picked up by the panicked Lv Juren and thrown at the woman.

However, the attack had no effect as the firewood went straight through the woman's body.

As the small-footed woman approached the fire, her body suddenly stiffened and her head turned towards the forest to the east.

The branches shook, and Li Huowang and the others walked out of it holding several glowing fluorites.

"Hmm?" Bai Lingmiao, who had already taken off her blindfold, noticed something strange. "Senior Brother Li, look, this woman is so weird! She doesn't have a back head, both sides of her face are the same!"

"Clang!" The long sword was unsheathed, and Li Huowang looked at the extremely eerie small-footed woman in the distance with vigilance. "What are you?"

"Hehehe, I'm a human, don't I look like one?" The extremely slender voice sounded, and the small-footed woman twisted her slender body like a centipede and began to approach her target.

Li Huowang naturally would not sit still and left-handedly pulled out a deflated Dao bell.

"Ring ring ring~" The piercing bell rang, causing everyone present, including Li Huowang himself, to cover their heads in pain.

Li Huowang did not stop and continued to shake the bell with force. He saw that everyone and everything in his line of sight was violently shaking, including the small-footed woman.

Under the shaking, her new flower cotton jacket began to crack, and some black gas was constantly emanating from it.

This copper bell was effective against the woman!Suddenly, the little woman screamed and her collapsing body swung wildly towards the woods, disappearing in front of Li Huowang in a moment.

The ringing gradually stopped, and Li Huo looked down unexpectedly at the Dao bell in his hand. "Although I didn't summon You Lao Ye, I didn't expect you to have this kind of use."

Whether it was because it was smashed flat or for some other reason, every time Li Huowang shook the bell, the lines around him were chaotic and did not condense into You Lao Ye like before.

The more he saw of this world, the more confused he became. What was all this mess?

"Master, thank you for your help! I really didn't recognize Mount Tai and almost made a big mistake. Come, come, come, come and warm yourself by the fire."

Lv Zhuangyuan, grateful and in tears, welcomed Li Huowang and enthusiastically led him to the bonfire.

Compared to the thing just now, the monsters behind this Daoist were undoubtedly much more familiar. After all, with the Daoist present, these things were at most just frightening. The thing just now was really deadly.

"Hey! This damn beast! If it hadn't suddenly gone crazy and run away, how could I neglect the master?" Lv Zhuangyuan took out his pipe and pretended to tap it on the saddle.

After a few taps, he turned around and shouted, "Hey, Juanshua, quickly, quickly, get some water and roast the bread! Get a big white bread! And get three... no! Five salted duck eggs!!"

Lv Zhuangyuan's sudden enthusiasm made Li Huowang feel uncomfortable. "Old man, don't bother. Can I ask you a few questions?"

"Ask! Ask anything! The little Daoist just saved the lives of our whole family! Hehe, ask anything you want!" Lv Zhuangyuan promised with a pat on his chest.

Feeling that he was not enthusiastic enough, he put the pipe in his mouth and pulled it hard a few times, then lit it again and held it in his hands, trying to please Li Huowang.

"Um... thank you, but I don't smoke. Do you know what that thing we just encountered was? What is it called?" Li Huowang split the dry tobacco with his hands.

He knew nothing about this world and had to learn as much as possible to survive.

Lv Zhuangyuan was obviously stumped by the question. "What? How would I know that... wasn't it you who drove it away, Daoist? You don't know?"

Seeing his puzzled expression, Li Huowang realized that he had asked the wrong person. "I heard you say that using child urine can harm that thing we just encountered. Is that true?"

"Yes, yes, yes!! They are afraid of dirty things! I heard that wiping snot on them also works, but the most effective is child urine. This stuff has the strongest yang energy and is also dirty."

"Really? Have you used it before, old man?"Just now, Lv Zhuangyuan, who was resolute and decisive, smiled awkwardly and dodged his gaze when Li Huowang asked him. "Maybe it's useful. The old people in the village all say so. Since everyone says so, it must be right."

Li Huowang sighed helplessly. Why is it always passed down from generation to generation? Are the people here so backward in sharing experiences?

"Well, old man, then I'll ask you, have you encountered many things like this?"

"No, how can you encounter such strange things every day? If it really happens every night, I would have sold everything and gone back to the fields with my son." Lv Zhuangyuan put the dry tobacco in his mouth and smoked it.

"I've been out for so many years, and I've only encountered it four times."

"So that's how it is..." Li Huowang looked at the dark forest around him and gained a new understanding of this world.

He thought that there were Black Tai Suis everywhere outside, but now it seems that it's not the case at all.

These things are heard of by ordinary people, but they are still far away.