Episode 226: No one can beat the LastBoss

"No, no, don't misunderstand, Nanami."

"What am I misunderstanding!? Onii-chan!! You brought Onee-chan's parents here to talk about getting married to Shia-onee-chan, right!!"

She suddenly starts screaming, and when I try to calm down Nanami, who is clearly misunderstanding, Nanami puffs up her cheeks and questions me.

Come to think of it, Nanami didn't know that Shia's parents were in distress in the dungeon. Of course, I didn't know about it either.

Certainly, if I suddenly bring her parents, she may misunderstand the reason. Their clothes are in tatters, though.

"No, no, no, why are you talking about that!!"

"Because that's what it means to talk to a girl's parents, isn't it?"

While I am confused when I am suddenly told I'm getting married, Nanami brings up a story I don't know where she learned it from when I ask her.

Who does she take after to have such intense assumptions.

"No. To put it simply, it seems that Shia's parents were unable to leave the dungeon for quite a long time. It's true that the two of them were in a terrible condition, so I helped them escape after using medicine to help them completely recover. By the way, since I'm a member of Shia's party, I brought them with Luck's new power in order to meet Shia."

"Is that so?"

"No, I don't mind if that happens."

"Right."

When I roughly explain the circumstances, Nanami turns her gaze to Makoto-san and Anna-san and appeals. In response to that question, the two of them say something I don't understand.

What's more, the faces of them looking at me lifted the corners of their mouths.

Uwa!? Aren't these people skeptics.

They're going to make fun of me ...

"Hey!! Isn't it like that after all!! Onii-chan is a liar!!"

"Oi, oi, I can't lie to Nanami, right? The two of you, please give me a break."

Nanami glares at me from below as if to peer into my face, and after I sooth Nanami while being perplexed, I give the two of them a look of protest.

"Iyaa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is it okay to call you Nanami-chan? I'm Katsuragi Makoto. This is my wife, Anna. Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you."

While apologizing to me, the two give a wry smile and say their prank had gone too far.

"As was said earlier, Satou-kun, maybe I should call him Fuhito-kun here. What he was saying is true. About half a year ago, we got lost in a dungeon, or rather, we were transported to a deep place. We were wandering around without knowing our way back, but the enemies were quite strong and we couldn't make much progress in our search. Time passed while we were doing that, and the food and potions in our bags ran out, and at that time, I was poisoned."

"I carelessly lost my footing. He received a poisonous attack while protecting me."

"I did that on my own. There's no need to worry about it."

"Dear ..."

"Anna ..."

It was Makoto-san who was explaining the details of what happened, but when Anna-san interrupted with an apologetic look, a pink world emerged around the couple.

The two of them drew closer as they called each other's names.

"Kohon."

I felt a disturbing flow, so I clear my throat.

Really, this married couple ...

Well, I think it's good to be in love no matter how old you are, and I admire such couples, but I want you to know TPO.

"Hmm. W, well, that's when I became barely conscious."

"I, it was too hard for me to defeat monsters by myself, so I moved to a room that wasn't very big, and we were both waiting for death there. I will definitely come back to Shia. Even though I left while saying that, I didn't seem to be able to keep my promise anymore, I thought so. At such a place, he suddenly appeared, Fuhito-kun. Thanks to him, we were able to escape from the dungeon and get to where we are today."

Makoto-san remembered where he was, straightened his appearance and connected his words, after which Anna-san spoke.

Well, I think she got the general idea.

"Hmm. Is that right. I'm sorry, Onii-chan. It looks like Nanami misunderstood."

"Fuu, as long as you understand, that's fine, as long as you understand."

Nanami stops pressuring me and looks dejected. While feeling relieved, I stroke Nanami's head.

"Well, I honestly don't mind if Fuhito-kun becomes Shia's husband."

"That's right, Shia is a 'powa powa' girl, so I think it would be good for her to be with someone like Fuhito-kun."(TN:Only info I can find on powa powa is cute, gentle and ditzy in a good way. It's not quite as fluffy as fuwa fuwa.)

At first, Makoto-san and Anna-san should have been very wary of me because of Shia. But, before I knew it, the favorability of the two of them had risen, and now the atmosphere is like I would always be welcome.

However, please don't say that here.

"Aaahh ~ I knew it!! That's what I was talking about!!"

"I didn't do anything!! Please stop dropping bombs here!!"

Nanami's anger flares up again, and I am once again trapped in confusion.

Hey, it's going to end up like this!!

"I'm back after preparing the bath ... You guys!!"

""Hii!!""

However, we forgot that there is a LastBoss in this house.

A terrifying voice comes from behind.

Not to mention us, Makoto-san, Anna-san, and even Alice-chan all raise their voices in reply, and look back timidly.

Standing there was my mother, with her arms crossed and a hannya look on her face, giving off an overwhelming aura.

"Especially that couple!! You're dirty and stinky!! Hurry up and take a bath!! Also, if you do something strange at someone else's house, you know what will happen!! Take off your shoes there and leave them at the entrance!! That girl should also take off her shoes and just wait!!"

""Yes, Ma'am!!""

In response to instructions from my mother, everyone stood straight and stood still like a frog stared at by a snake.

"Fuhito, take off your shoes and put them away, and while you're at it, guide those two."

"Understood!! Everyone take off your shoes and follow me."

""Roger!!""

I also receive instructions from my mother, give instructions to everyone, and after listening to the reply, I lead the way.

"Nanami!! You clean up after everyone has moved!!"

"I got it!!"

Behind me, Nanami receives additional instructions.

There is no one in this house who could beat my mother(LastBoss). (TN:LastBoss is above the word 'mother'. Written as 'mother' read as 'LastBoss'.)