C294 Not perfect

Big Yellow showed impatience on his face. He stretched out his claw and pushed at Xiao Huang's body, then walked towards the mirror.

Xiao Huang immediately appeared to be panicking. She once again blocked in front of Big Yellow and put the bottle of wine on the table. Then, she went over to help Big Yellow take off the weird tuxedo.

As a result, he made a slight mistake during the process of taking off the tuxedo... After all, the only glove on Big Yellow's claw was a magic glove, so Lu Shan could control it to make all sorts of movements. The other paw was wearing ordinary gloves, so of course, this one had only the dog's instinct. This dog's claws can be used to dig dirt, but if you want it to strip, that's impossible!

Taking off clothes with one hand was definitely a very difficult task. Since Lu Shan couldn't control it from a close distance standing on the stage, he could only control the magic glove from a distance backstage. This way, it wouldn't be as smooth as when he rehearsed with the two dogs in the garage! He had been taking off his shirt for a long time, yet he couldn't take off the tuxedo on Big Yellow's body!

Lu Shan was secretly cursing inwardly. When he felt that this show had gone bad, he saw that the Xiao Huang had also become anxious, he actually pounced forward, opened its big mouth, and grabbed the big yellow tuxedo. With the help of the magic gloves that Lu Shan controlled, he forcefully tore off the tuxedo and bit it off.

All of the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud and back up when they saw this scene. Although they were amused by Xiao Huang's stupid look, their laughter seemed to carry a sense of relief … Because from Xiao Huang's instinctual movements, everyone seemed to be able to determine … This fellow is still a dog, he hasn't reached the acme of perfection!

As long as it's still a dog, it's fine... All the humanistic performances make people feel relaxed and happy. But f * ck … [If this guy is going to reach the acme of perfection, then it's really scary, alright?]

Seeing that the audience's reaction was actually even more excited and enthusiastic than before, Lu Shan couldn't help but think about it … He felt that maybe he shouldn't let Da Huang and Xiao Huang's performance be too perfect.

You know... Today's pantomime skit only took less than an hour of rehearsal. With the two dogs rushing on stage, it was inevitable that there would be a variety of flaws. But if Lu Shan rehearsed them for a few more days … With the intelligence of these two boxes, it would not be a problem for them to play the entire movie in a perfect and wrong way!

However, the problem was … They were dogs after all! Is it really okay to behave so perfectly? When people see these two dogs acting humanly, they will only feel that they are cute. However … If these two dogs behaved like humans, even... When the words that came out of his mouth were human, Lu Shan could guarantee that it was. Most of the audience would be scared off on the spot!

Therefore, Lu Shan secretly decided that no matter how smart and intelligent these two dogs became in the future, he must make them behave like dogs in front of humans! Especially for a performance like this, it required a few more mistakes to be made. Otherwise, once people develop an instinctive fear of overintelligent dogs... How could he let Xiao Huang Big Yellow continue to pollinate him for another million years?!

The performance of the two dogs on stage continued... After Big Yellow had been stripped of his tuxedo, he was still wearing his vest and a dog. He didn't even need to put on a show to be full of joy. This made the audience burst out in laughter.

At this time, Big Yellow shakily walked towards the mirror … Seeing this, Xiao Huang panicked. Seeing that she could not stop it, she raised her claw and slapped Big Yellow's face …

Big Yellow immediately moved in a circle and then fell to the ground … As for the Xiao Huang, because of Big Yellow's actions, she fell down on her back.

The action of Big Yellow falling down was not specifically designed by Lu Shan. The dog was just standing on its two hind legs, and was originally very unstable. It would be weird if he didn't fall down!

The audience laughed once again. At this time, Xiao Huang quickly got up, and forgot to use her hind legs to walk. She directly ran to the corner of the stage. She then used her claws to quickly strip off her red shirt …

After taking off her shirt, she saw that Xiao Huang was also wearing a vest. Big Yellow and Xiao Huang were dressed exactly the same!

At this time, Big Yellow, who had just fallen down, had already gotten up. He regained his upright posture and walked towards the mirror shakily like a drunk man.

Seeing this, the Xiao Huang also hurriedly stood up. She imitated Big Yellow's actions and walked towards the Xiao Huang from the back of the mirror. This way, from the audience's point of view, it really seemed like Big Yellow was looking at herself in the mirror, and the Xiao Huang was its reflection in the mirror.

Following that, Big Yellow made various gestures towards the mirror, while the Xiao Huang followed suit and imitated it … The way these two dogs acted made the audience burst out into laughter! And in fact... From the moment Xiao Huang went on stage, the laughter on the stage never stopped for a single moment.

This kind of explosive atmosphere had never been felt before. Even those famous laughing stars in the country could only hear warm applause from the audience from time to time. But a program that could make the audience laugh from beginning to end had never happened before!

The program Lu Shan was rehearsing for Xiao Huang Big Yellow was arranged by comparing it to a famous little pantomime called "Mirror Reflection". Because time is too tight, so for the most difficult... In other words, when the and Big Yellow made the exact same action through the lens, Lu Shan didn't really care about it anymore.

Because this performance, even for experienced actors, was difficult, because in the process, the movements of the two actors on either side of the mirror had to be synchronized. It couldn't be said that after one of the actors made a move, the other person would imitate it. Because if that happens... The two's movements could not be synchronized, so it did not give the audience the illusion of looking in a mirror!

So... If he wanted to completely rehearse this pantomime, then it would be too difficult for the two dogs. Hence, Lu Shan only skipped some relatively simple actions. And these actions... In fact, most of them were done by dogs with the claw in the magical glove. And in fact... The movements on the claws of the two dogs were something that Lu Shan could not control himself with, it was Lu Shan's consciousness controlling the two magic gloves.

As for the other parts of the performance... This was because the program had only been rehearsed once. In some movements, it wasn't really the same. There were at least a few mistakes during the rehearsal.

However … The more the dogs make mistakes, the more the audience laughs! Lu Shan could not help but laugh bitterly as he rubbed his nose. Originally, he had planned to spend more effort to train Big Yellow and Xiao Huang. In the next two days, he would do more training, and then shoot a few more videos. But now it seems … This was completely unnecessary! Since they were dogs, as long as he performed more or less well, some mistakes could touch on the audience's laughter. If he really arranged the show too perfectly... This could be another outcome!