Chapter 3

Translator: Zayn_

Song Qingyou patted the cat’s head to comfort it, completely unaware that her subordinate’s furry face was stiff and depressed.

“Its hind leg is broken, so it can’t move for now,” she said to Jiang Xuyan, who was far away.

JiangXuyan patted his chest exaggeratedly, as if he was relieved.

“No wonder you kept looking at its hind legs,” Yu Muhuai said gently.

They all knew the reason why the cat had a fracture.

Jiang Xuyan quickly changed the topic. “You haven’t named the cat yet, have you?”

Song Qingyou nodded and lowered her eyes to look at the fluffy thing in her hand.

When she lowered her head, her eyes suddenly met a pair of dark green cat eyes.

It was bright and deep, like a bottomless lake. It was extremely stunning.

At this time, Jiang Zhihan, who had completely woken up, was caught off guard and met the eyes of a strange woman.

She had long black hair, and her skin was as smooth as porcelain, like the snow under the moon.

Her pair of peach blossom eyes were glistening with water, and she was so charming that it was unforgettable.

He remembered this woman!

After the car accident, Jiang Zhihan suddenly realized that he had turned into a cat.

Because he was worried that the car would explode, he had to escape from the scene first. However, he couldn’t even walk steadily after turning into a cat and almost got into a car accident again.

If the woman in front of him had not discovered him in time, he would not even be a cat now!

Jiang Zhihan looked around and confirmed that he was at sea.

In his daze, he could hear the conversation around him and naturally knew that the woman who saved him was an artiste. They were filming a show now…

Although it was humiliating to be someone’s pet, Jiang Zhihan was not someone who couldn’t accept reality.

Furthermore, this woman had saved him. As long as he did not let her know his identity, everything would be fine.

Jiang Zhihan was deep in thought. At this moment, he had completely forgotten the pain of his broken leg. He looked silly.

It was obvious that he was not made to catch rats.

Song Qingyou thought about it and casually replied, “Zhizhi, let’s call it Zhizhi.”

When he heard this name, Jiang Zhihan almost thought that Song Qingyou knew who he was, but it was impossible!

He opened his mouth to refute the name, but who knew that the moment he opened his mouth, he would say, ‘Meow ~’.

As soon as the meowing came out, Jiang Zhihan’s brain completely stopped working for the first time.

Song Qingyou saw that the kitten meowed once and then stopped moving. She couldn’t help but whisper, “Could it be that its head was also injured and it became a silly cat?”

At the thought of his own meowing, even if he was called a fool, Jiang Zhihan endured it and closed his eyes as if he didn’t hear anything.

If he could turn back into a human one day, he would never tell anyone that he had turned into a cat!

“He looks so well-behaved.”

Jiang Xuyan said and reached out to stroke the cat.

Who knew that the kitten would instantly stare over, its cold eyes locked on the person who had reached out.

Jiang Xuyan suddenly felt a chill down his spine. I guess being obedient is only relative.

Yu Muhuai looked at the cat’s fierce eyes and smiled gently. “Its eyes are like those of a tiger cub. Maybe it can help us.”

“Then we’ve made the right decision to be in the same group as Qingyou.” Jiang Xuyan said.

Song Qingyou knew that the two were purely comforting her, and her lips curved into a smile.

“Just based on what the two of you said, when we’re on the island, I definitely won’t leave you behind. As long as I have something to eat, you’ll have a mouthful of soup to drink!”

Yu Muhuai and Jiang Xuyan laughed when they heard this, taking it as Qingyou’s casual remark.

[ She can even say such words, is Song Qingyou’s brain okay? ]

[ Can’t some people tell that she’s joking? ]

[ Maybe that’s what she really thinks. She thinks that Man vs Wild is a game and that the deserted island is her mother! ]

[ Brother Jiang and Yu Muhuai are so good-tempered that there’s nothing to say! ]

[ The other group has already come up with a plan, but this group is just going to mess around?]

[ I hope Song Qingyou can hold on a little longer, I just want to see a beautiful little sister ]

…

As the bullet comments argued, the two speedboats docked one after another.

The camera swept across the island that the group had landed on. The island looked very large, with a jungle in the middle and an uninhabited beach around it. Surrounded by the blue sky and sea, it was like a paradise.

The moment Lin Xing got off the boat, she eagerly ran to Yu Muhuai.

“Brother Yu, our group has a knife and a lighter, so it’s more convenient for us to do things. Do you want to come with us?”

“Thank you for your concern.”

Yu Muhuai carried a bag of salt and walked to Song Qingyou, who was on the other side. He was clearly rejecting her.

Lin Xing pouted and raised her voice on purpose, “Hey! Song Qingyou, do you want to come with us?”

“Are you the child who goes to the toilet hand in hand?” Song Qingyou’s eyebrows raised slightly.

Jiang Xuyan burst into laughter.

“You! Don’t you regret it!” Lin Xing was furious.

“I just wanted to help you out of goodwill, but you don’t appreciate it! I hope you’ll have the same backbone when you’re in trouble!”

“Oh, you too,” Song Qingyou replied.

Lin Xing gritted her teeth and wanted to say something, but when she saw the camera not far away, she turned around and left.

Hmph! She would see how long Song Qingyou could hold on!

“What do we do now?” Jiang Xuyan asked after Lin Xing left.

“Find a place to build a shelter?” Before Yu Muhuai attended the program, he had also caught up on relevant knowledge.

“No, we’re going to pick up the trash first,” Song Qingyou said.

[ Picking up trash, did I hear that right? ]

[ Shouldn’t the normal procedure be to build a shelter and then start a fire to prepare food?]

[ what kind of brain circuit is this? ]

[ I don’t understand. ]

[ Dying of laughter ]

The livestream room was filled with question marks. Jiang Xuyan was also confused.

Even Jiang Zhihan couldn’t help but look up at her.

“Don’t move around if your bones are fractured.” Song Qingyou pressed down on the cat in her hand, then raised her eyebrows and explained to the two, “Things that are usually useless might be very useful in the wild.”

“That’s right.” Yu Muhuai understood immediately. “Things in the sea will probably float to the shore.”

Hence, the three humans and one cat’s first goal was to pick up trash.

[ it seems that Song Qingyou has also learned in advance ]

[ Even if you learn it in advance, you will only be half-baked! ]

[ A person who brings a cat along as a burden can’t clear her name! ]

[ There’s a script, right? Weren’t the first two episodes of this program also part of the script?]

[ Don’t tell me the production crew threw something on the beach and asked her to pick it up? ]

“Teacher Jiang and Yu Muhuai will go this way. I’ll go the other way. It’s okay if you can’t find anything useful. We’ll meet here in twenty minutes.”

Yu Muhuai nodded, as if he would listen to the arrangement.

Jiang Xuyan pinched his chin and said, “I just thought of a joke.”

“Ah?”

Jiang Xuyan said, “Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming agreed to meet at the back mountain, and then … They all had concussions, hahaha…”

the warm beach suddenly becomes so cold…

[ Σ(° °||| ) ]

[ the atmosphere froze. ]

[ I always thought that teacher Jiang was a very steady and serious person, but I never expected…]

[ It’s so cringy, my feet are digging out a sand castle. ]

[ Teacher Jiang, wake up!]

Jiang Xuyan put on an innocent face and said, “Isn’t it funny?”

The two humans and one cat were speechless. (￢_￢)

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At the same time, the clip of Song Qingyou bringing the cat to Man vs. Wild had been edited into a short video and released.

Not only did the woman in the video arrogantly say things like ‘I’m be in a team alone’, but she also boasted shamelessly to Yu Muhuai and her team, saying ‘I won’t leave you behind.’ It was as if surviving in the wild was a trivial matter that anyone could do!

It simply made the passers-by so angry that they wanted to see her get slapped in the face in public!

Many people entered the live broadcast room because of this, planning to wait for reality to teach Song Qingyou a lesson.