Chapter 160 - Tamed By A Little Devil

"You've got to be kidding man. Seriously?" Phil asked with incredulity and dissappointment in his eyes, making Jake confused. He didn't understand the reason or the need for Phil's out burst.

"I don't understand you" Jake said. He was utterly confused. Phil continued to look at him incredulously. Jake was in deep shit if this was what he thought it is.

Phil continued to look at Jake, his eyes staring intently at him, making Jake to intense his gaze at him also.

"Starting a conversation with 'there's this girl' most especially with that look on your face is the beginning of your downfall in life. Don't you know this?" Phil stated, glaring at Jake.

"I don't understand" Jake told him.

"So let me help you out. I'll help you analyze this then you'll understand. So you met a girl, she's must be beautiful and sexy" He paused, while Jake nodded.

"Let me guess you straffed her, and she was good. The sex was blessed and divine and your little man didn't get enough, now you want more" He raised a brow to Jake who was paying rapt attention to him. Seeing Jake wasn't refuting him or showing any sigh of denial he sighed and continued.

"Now you can't get her off your chest, off your mind. You try thinking of something, but she's all you think about. You find yourself doing crazy things just to please her and make her happy. It's like you want more and more of her daily and the feeling is getting frustrating because you can't describe or label the feeling? " He paused again. He watched as Jake hissed and poured himself another glass, chugging it down his throat in sheer frustration.

Jake thought about all the things he has done since he met Jade. Beginning from the lie about the game, to the stunt he pulled at the hospital, to the fear he felt when he had to apologize, he thought about the fishing trip, even the cooking thing he had done hours ago. He thought about everything, and he shuddered.

Phil hissed after seeing Jake's reaction, "Believe me man, you're doomed" Phil hissed again and lolled himself on the sofa.

"You know what this means right?" Phil asked in his own frustration. He wasn't liking this at all.

Jake sighed and lolled himself on the couch too, he threw his head back, his eyes staring at the ceiling, he hissed, "I like her" He scoffed to his own dismay. He couldn't believe this was happening.

"That's more than like! Like is when you fuck her and she's damn good and you make her your call girl. Not when you're spending all your time thinking about her and how to please her. You're falling in love man, you fucking are!"

"Damn it Jake. What happened? You were not supposed to do that. That's against the rules. You don't forget the rules and go like or fall in love with some girl" Phil snapped again. He took deep breaths to calm himself down. "Man you fucked up"

Jake had his eyes closed, he couldn't believe this was happening to him. Him liking someone or falling in love? What the hell happened? How did he get here?

He sat up right and raked his hand through his hair, pulling at the root of his hair. How was this even possible?

"This is bad" Jake was slowly freaking out.

"Fucking bad" Phil resounded.

"What do I do now? I haven't been in this type of situation before. Man I'm freaking out" Jake said. He was slowly becoming nervous. The realization of his feelings was scaring the shit out of him.

"What to do?" Phil asked repetitively. "You've got to forget about her." Phil said, making Jake snap his head towards him with a frown subconsciously etched on his face.

'Forget about his Jade? Was that even an option? Was it even possible?' Especially after realizing his feelings? He didn't think so.

Phil observed the look Jake was giving him. "Believe me man it's for your own good. She isn't good for you. She'll become the death of you. Do you want to join Dan's club? Dan is now a freaking married man, living a frustrated life on a daily basis. Do you want to become like him?" He asked with a frown.

"It seems you don't know what this means. I'll help you analyze again. Being in love means dating, and dating means being committed to one woman, and that means marriage, and that means no more clubbing, drinking and random fucking. You get to be a baby sitter, not just for the baby, but the mother, you get to carry shopping bags, you get to go home on time, you get to fuck just one woman all your life and believe me it's boring and annoying. Oh and then, there's that monthly time when she gets her monthly flow and she'd be in pain and you'll get to care for her, and there will be no hole for you to drill, you'll eventually die of blue balls by the time she's done. Jake that'll be become your horrible life experience. You'll die man. You'll fucking die!!" Phil rambled dramatically like a lunatic. He couldn't believe Jake was going to join the other club of dating and married people. He wasn't going to let that happen. Jake wasn't going to leave them just like stupid Dan did.

Jake didn't know why all these things which Phil has just labelled horrible sounded so cool to his ears. He had a urge to do all this things for Jade, but that also scared him.

"But what's so bad in doing that?" Jake asked in a gentle voice, like he was deeply contemplating them.

"Don't tell me you're thinking about it? That's a death sentence." Phil snapped again. He wasn't going to get tired of doing this all night, at least not until Jake came back to his senses.

"I should have believed Leo when he mentioned you were going to stop hanging out with us soon" Phil never believed his brother Leo, when he told him how Jake had come to the hospital to trick a girl. Leo was his elder brother.

"He told you?" Jake cocked a brow at him.

"Of course" Phil replied, making Jake snicker.

"So much for confidentiality" As least that was what Leo promised him.

"That's your problem not mine"

"So what do I do now?" Jake turned to Phil and asked.

"You get laid" Phil replied firmly, surprising Jake, his brows shooting up in shock.

"What?" Jake wasn't expecting that. How was getting laid going to help him?

"Yes, you need to get laid. You need to sink deep into some vaginas and I volunteer to provide you some. You're going to need a harem of women and you're going to straff till you get exhausted and you can think of nothing else." Phil declared.

"That's stupid" Jake poured himself another glass.

"That's not stupid. Wait, when was the last time you had sex?" Phil curiously asked.

Jake's hand which was raising a glass to his lips abruptly paused. He went silent as he thought about it.

"Since that girl you brought. The one with a weird smile" Jake replied.

"You mean my cousins friend Ste..." He tried remembering her name.

"Who cares what her name is? But that's almost two months!" Phil stated dramatically. 

Jake chuckled when he realized Phil was right. He hasn't felt the touch of a woman for that long and he didn't even notice. It has indeed been too long. The highest record of abstinence he has had was one week, no wait! make that six days, because he had met Jade on that seventh night. He was trying to curb his appetite until Jade showed up at the club, totally breaking his resolution of revirginizing himself.

"So?" Jake asked finally taking a sip from his drink.

"So you need to get laid. Enough sex will relieve you of all this stress and you'll forget about that evil girl..."

"Hey watch your mouth" Jake warned, startling Phil. He stared at Jake with disbelief. Jake was changing.

When has calling a girl evil began to rile him? Phil sighed when he realized he shouldn't have said that. Jake was enamored by her, hence he won't appreciate an insult.

"I'm sorry. But you know I'm just looking out for you. This is so unlike you. You've changed and this change is freaking me out. I'm sure it'll freak the others even more" Phil said, lolling himself back on the sofa.

"I swear I'm freaking out too" Jake sighed and joined him. "I'm doomed aren't I?" Jake asked, his eyes glued to the ceiling.

"You sure are" Phil answered, making Jake burst out in laughter and Phil joined in too.

"Jake Beau, the infamous and notorious playboy, finally got hooked" Phil said out in a slow tone.

"I finally got tamed by a little devil" He chuckled.

"Is she beautiful?" Phil asked.

"Madly beautiful" Jake responded.

"Lips?"

"Soft"

"Eyes?"

"Enchanting"

"Curves"

"To die for"

"Legs?"

"Killer model"

"Sex?"

"Shut up!" Jake scowled at him.

"You're dead man. She's got you hooked"