Tricked Into A NewLife, God Must Be Screwing With Me!
"Of course my avatar should be female, they have better armor models!" That was George's creed when playing games that allowed for character customization.Following his completion of a difficult achie... more>>"Of course my avatar should be female, they have better armor models!" That was George's creed when playing games that allowed for character customization.Following his completion of a difficult achievement in a popular RPG, George receives a suspicious invitation to join a closed beta for an upcoming project. Against his better judgement he decides to register and starts playing with the character creator. Upon finalizing his character he finds himself whisked away into the world depicted by the game client.Forced to start over as an infant, and inhabiting the body of his created avatar, George now finds himself attracting the eyes of gods, demons, and the nobility as he tries to navigate his NewLife(tm) and come to terms with the body he created.#################################################################################Do note that comments informing that you are "Dropping the story because X/Y/Z" will be removed.Dickwolvery will see you blocked from leaving further comments.Critical Feedback highlighting issues is always welcome and will often be responded too, as long as it is done in a respectful manner.Be advised that the story includes several dark themes as a facet of its world building and character development. Themes include Physical and Emotional abuse of children. Physical, Emotional, and Sexual abuse of adults. Graphic descriptions of torture. Racism and Sexism are also present. I as the author do not condone any of these actions in real life, and they are not portrayed as good things when they come up in the story.New Main Chapters Monday at 11:00 AM (UTC-7)Cover Art and Character pieces commissioned from Udaraindunll through their Fiverr gig back<<《Tricked Into A NewLife, God Must Be Screwing With Me!》The Newest Chapter
《Tricked Into A NewLife, God Must Be Screwing With Me!》All Section Catalog
- 1-1 Jaded Streamer
- 1-2 Creating Life
- 1-3 New Life
- 1-4 Outside and Potions
- 1-5 End of the First Year
- 1-6 J1: An Unassuming Maid
- 1-7 Mount and Blade
- 1-8 Dedication
- 1-9 Fourth Year + Extra: A Normal Day With an Abnormal Apprentice
- 1-10 Big Sister
- 1-11 Sneaking Out
- 1-12 Education
- Extra: Knight-Commander Giogi
- 1-13 Visitors
- 1-14 Farewells
- 1-15 Epilogue
- 2-0 Arc 1 Recap + 2-1 The Town of Fess
- 2-2 Arrival
- Extra Chapter: The Watchers
- 2-3 Day Off
- 2-4 Placement Tests
- 2-5 Mage’s Hall
- 2-6 School Social
- 2-7 School Entrance and First Day
- 2-8 J2: An Unassuming Turncoat
- 2-9 Daily Life
- 2-10 Preparations
- Extra Chapter: Sweet Dreams
- Not a Chapter- Announcement
- 2-11 Investigation of Ang
- 2-12 Gods and Life
- 2-13 Demons and Death
- Extra Chapter: New Beginning
- 2-14 Resolution of Ang
- 2-15 R2: A Cruel First Blood
- 2-16 Epilogue
- 3-0 Recap + 3-1 C1: Dear Diary, Today I Died.
- 3-2 C2: Dear Diary, Today I Became We
- 3-3 C3: Dear Diary, Today We Planned Ahead
- Extra Chapter: Awkward Meeting
- 3-4 Room to Breathe
- 3-5 Reunions
- 3-6 Ris Village Tour
- 3-7 Expedition
- 3-8 Defense
- 3-9 Aftermath
- 3-10 Counterattack Extermination
- 3-11 Wrapping Up
- 3-12 S1: A Studious Student
- 3-13 Return to Drakas
- 3-14 Summons
- 3-15 Regret
- 3-16 Funeral
- 3-17 Crossroads Part One
- 3-18 Crossroads Part Two
- 3-19 Epilogue
- Not A Chapter – Announcement (OLD)
- 4-1: First Day Part One
- 4-2 First Day Part Two
- 4-3 Plans
- 4-4 Kidnapping
- 4-5 Success
- 4-6 The Calm
- Extra Chapter: Antibiotics
- 4-7 The Eye
- 4-8 J3: An Unassuming Flag
- 4-9 The Storm Breaks
- 4-10 Culmination
- Extra Chapter: Girl’s Day
- 4-11 Flight of the Kitten
- 4-12 Maneuvering
- 4-13 Charming
- 4-14 Survivor
- 4-15 Epilogue
- 5-1 Sixteen
- 5-2 Spirit of Friendship
- 5-3 Maid
- 5-4 Sisters
- 5-5 Growing Pains
- Extra Chapter: Militirization
- 5-6 Unforeseen
- Extra Chapter: Legends
- 5-7 Betrayer
- 5-8 'Wedding”
- 5-9 Confiding
- 5-10 Mountain
- 5-11 Dragon
- 5-12 Poison
- 5-13 Debut
- Extra Chapter: Mother’s Intuition
- 5-14 Speeches
- Extra Chapter: My Name is Sasha
- 5-15 Audiences
- 5-16 Father
- 5-17 Father Part 2
- 5-18 Epilogue
- 6-1 Faction Politics
- Extra Chapter: A Case For Pragmatism
- 6-2 Planning
- 6-3 Headaches
- 6-4 Past
- Extra Chapter: Arrival of Lust
- 6-5 Alliance
- 6-6 The Other Two
- 6-7 Attack
- 6-8 Assassins
- 6-9 Picking Up Pieces
- 6-10 Fixing Status
- 6-11 Recovery
- 6-12 A Blade In The Dark
- 6-13 Murder at Midnight
- 6-14 Eve of Battle
- 6-15 Miracle and Assault
- 6-16 City Infiltration
- 6-17 End of the Coup
- 6-18 Epilogue
- 7-1 Wedding
- 7-2 Growth and Panacea
- 7-3 Healing
- 7-4 Departure
- 7-5 Queen’s Homecoming
- 7-6 F4: Merchant Guard
- 7-7 Boarder Trouble