Chapter 547: Too Much Dog Food

"I don't mind as long as you don't mind," he said as he put his cellphone in his pocket. Qie Ranzhe couldn't hold back any longer tightly embracing his boyfriend while sniffing his soft hair to his heart's content.

Dai Lee couldn't help but feel like a nun at a catholic school prom trying to keep the waltzing pair at a respectable distance apart. Before this, she thought Dai Yu and Shao Lan were bad but these two were even worse.

"Qie Ranzhe! Just an FYI, I still have one more slipper. Keep your hands to yourself," she said as she watched his stray hand move down to Wen Qinxi's butt.

Dog food! Dog food! Too much dog food!

Dai Lee's mouth went agape as she dashed over to separate them. She was just in time to save face as the police officers showed up.

Having been treated like air, Madam Qie 2.0 started wailing even louder with her hands on her head like she had suffered through a traumatic experience. "Officers, she assaulted me. Look, look..... she threw that stiletto," she said acting like she had been assaulted.

The two gentlemen walked over to hear both sides of the story with the elder gentleman heading in Dai Lee's direction who was currently holding a slipper in her hand stepping on the ground with her bare feet.

At a first glance, one could easily make assumptions but this officer wasn't a blind believer. He walked over with his holster belt swaying with his hips in a mesmerizing way. "Good evening ma'am. Would you like to tell me what happened here?" he said taking out his notepad.

Dai Lee was too busy being angry at her son that she failed to prioritize. "I threw a slipper at my son. Officer, you need to take him to horny jail otherwise too much dog food will kill me. His hand just now was *ahem... anyway he needs to get a hold of himself, right?" she said turning to face the officer standing beside him. She froze as the slipper in her hand fell on the ground with a loud pa sound.

This man was incredibly handsome with a well kept white beard and a brawny body. He looked like one of those actors from those cop shows only that he wasn't an actor but the real deal. Dai Lee blushed with her eyelashes fluttering subconsciously. She tucked her hair behind her ear and stammered, "Trespass..... she, she is trespassing so yah, arrest, arrest her," feeling sweaty all of a sudden. She looked away and fanned herself with her hand while mouthing, "too hot."

Qie Ranzhe, "...."

Wen Qinxi, "....."

"Ma'am, have you been drinking tonight?" asked the sexy cop as he picked up both of her slippers before placing them in front of her with a beautiful smile.

Okay, now Qie Ranzhe understood what his mother meant. You can call it karma or a message from the universe. He abandoned his wife and went over to prevent his mother from being swindled by a thirst trap of a cop.

Wen Qinxi, "...."

Unexpectedly, Madam Qie 2.0 left the property in handcuffs because there was already a warrant of arrest out for her. As for the crime, it had something to do with her son and husband's illegal activity. It seemed Master Qie wasn't going to let that bitch spend his money while he is in prison so he implicated her.

Qie Ranzhe didn't really care for the outcome, he was just glad that the officer was gone otherwise he might end up with a cop for a stepfather overnight.

Sure enough, his mother's tipsy self had already fallen into the trap. "What was his name again? Officer..... officer Chen or was it, Wang. Ran-er, what was it?" she asked as they entered her house.

"Officer Wa-...mm mhm," was the muffled sound of Wen Qinxi's mouth after being covered by Qie Ranzhe's hand.

"Why do you want to know that?" asked Qie Ranzhe as he let go of his boyfriend. He placed his arm around Wen Qinxi's waist about to lead him out of the door.

The auntie that assists his mother walked over and helped her sit on the couch trying not to eavesdrop on this weird conversation. "Why? Of course, it's because he is good looking. Why else would I ask for his name? Oh, and did you get his precinct details just in case I need to.... you know... follow up," she said feeling giddy.

Qie Ranzhe, "....."

"You are still drunk, aren't you? I can't deal with this right now. I am leaving..... seriously, don't hook up with an officer," he warned before dragging Wen Qinxi along out of the house.

Just as the door closed she mumbled, "So he can have a boyfriend and I can't have a fling with a sexy officer?"

Auntie, "....."

Something was definitely wrong with the madam today.

The pair of lovers left Dai Lee's home and drove back to their apartment. Qie Ranzhe wasn't in a good mood so he grabbed two beers as soon as he changed his shoes. Wen Qinxi slumped on the couch after taking off his jacket and switched on the TV for some noise.

Today he had not only lost his virginity but also his mother met his in-law plus the confrontation at his mother in law's gate. He just needed to get out of his brain for a second.

It seemed he wasn't the only one who wanted to get out of his brain. Qie Ranzhe collapsed beside him and handed him a beer before casually placing his hand behind Wen Qinxi. The two silently drank the beer for a while with their thoughts veering in opposite directions.

One was planning on heating some food for the both of them while the other was thinking about how he can get laid again tonight. You can easily guess which thought belonged to whom.

Qie Ranzhe decided to take advantage of the situation and used the 'pity' card. He placed the bottle on the glass coffee table and lay his head on Wen Qinxi's lap as he heaved a deep sigh. It was about time for this CEO to tutor all amateurs out there who want to learn how to get laid twice in one day.

Wen Qinxi had no idea what his lover was up to stroking Qie Ranzhe's soft silky hair with zero awareness. By the second sigh, Wen Qinxi couldn't hold back any longer asking, "Are you okay?"

Qie Ranzhe grinned foolishly as it was game over for this nerd. He was most definitely getting ripped tonight.