Chapter 42 - 42 Old Lady special

Naruto prepared for his mission . He has to leave in few minutes . He hanged his two swords on his back . He has blood sword which is red and his mother sword which is black with some red colour in the edge . He took his magical headset and hanged on his neck .

Now a days he is wearing black ninja shirt and pants like a proper chunin with some white bandages below the knee with his usual shinobi footwear . The biggest change was his yellow and red hair which is growing and and he has to hold it by making a big ponytail .

He left his house and arrived near the konoha gates . He is waiting for Jiraya who is still doing his research somewhere .

" Hai Naruto , I heard from my mom that you have a name in bingo book now ," Kiba said to Naruto who is going on a mission and his team can arrive at anytime on the konoha gates .

" Hai Kiba , It's not a good thing to have a name in bingo book . It shows how many ninja villages are afraid of you . I have yet to encounter any bounty hunters ," Naruto said to Kiba . He wants some bounty hunters to follow him . So he can increase his bounty and fear among others .

" Are you going for a mission too " Kiba said to Naruto .

" I am busy with a lot of missions recently . It's part of life as a ninja . When you become a chunin you will understand " Naruto said to Kiba . He is busy as naruto and Kai . So he is very busy now a days .

" Naruto kun , are you okay . I heard you are in bingo book and many bounty hunters will come after you ," Hinata appeared second from team eight for their mission . She is worried about him after she heard it from neji who heard it from some random hyuga . She is not happy with Naruto's name becoming famous like that .

Naruto put his hand around her shoulder to calm her down but she is blushing like a rose .

" My dear Hinata chan , You don't have to worry about me that much . I can take care of myself . You just have to take care of yourself for me ," Naruto said to Hinata . He knows she is worried about him a lot .

'Naruto kun said dear to me . I will definitely take care of myself Naruto kun . Still I am worried about him ,' Hinata is thinking in her mind while playing with her fingers .

Shino and kurenai arrived after them . They asked the same question to him . He told them not to worry about the bounty hunters , he will take care of them .

" You are becoming a big shot now a days Naruto . From the preparation you made I can guess you are going for 'A' rank mission ," Kurenai said to Naruto . She heard about his recent missions while having a talk with Asuma .

" I have a mission to bring back lady Tsunade . My pervert godfather Jiraya is going with me . He bribed me with a lot of good jutsu , so I agreed . What mission have you taken this time around ?" Naruto said to kurenai . He is curious because this time she suppose to be in konoha when Itachi and Kisame will come after him .

" It's a C rank mission to deliver expensive medicine to a nearby village safely . It will be over in one hours . I am quite lucky to get an easy mission as a C rank . I am hoping nothing goes wrong during the mission ," kurenai can tell the details to Naruto as he is a chunin and her fellow subordinate .

" Here take it kurenai san . You will need it after the mission . I am quite young to take a girlfriend for a date but you can take a handsome man on a date and when he pays for your meal . You can add the coupon with it . I am sure many handsome men are asking a date from a beautiful lady like you ," Naruto said with a wicked smile . Kurenai listened to his words and became red like tomato . She remembered Asuma wanted to talk with her and invited her out for a friendly lunch today . He is shy to admit his feeling .

" Thank you Naruto kun . At least I can use it when anko is eating with me . Let the man who ask me out pay for me . No need to waste such a precious coupon on him till he proves himself worthy . But I don't think the coupon will remain by the time ," kurenai said to him with a wicked smile . It brought the chill out of all the boys present there . Women can be scary when the right time comes .

" Hey Naruto do you have some more coupon ," Kiba asked this time . He asked him innocently but kurenai looked at him as if he is a spoiled child .

" Don't tell me , you want to take Hinata on a date . I know she is cute and innocent but she is still small ," Naruto said to Kiba . Kiba looked at him as if he is in dilemma himself . Kurenai looked at Kiba as if she is going to give him a nice lecture later .

" No , you are taking it in a wrong direction . I only see Hinata as my younger sister . Same thing goes for shino . I wanted to give a coupon to my sister hana ," Kiba said to Naruto as if he wany to clear his name . Hinata took a sigh of relief when she heard what his teammate said .

" What you did this time Kiba . Are you giving a hard time to her ," Kurenai said to Kiba . She knows hana personally .

" By mistake I squashed some of her flower pot . She is angry and going to give me a lecture about it after the mission . I need something to distract her because she will lecture me whole day about it ," Kiba said to them . He is very nervous because he knows his sister's temper .

" Are you talking about the flower pot she buy few days ago from yamanaka flowers . Well it was expensive one and I wantes to buy the same thing for my house . It is a new trend among women of konoha ," kurenai said to Kiba and it made him more nervous . Naruto saw his situation and took out another coupon and gave him .

" It's a family discount coupon and the owner gave it to me by mistake . You can treat your mother and sister together . Your mother will save you from your sister . So take both of them . At least your sister will not be angry if you treat her a nice meal and if she is still angry your mother will save you , mama's boy ," Naruto gave him a advice . Kiba knows that only his mother can save him from his sister . So he took his advice and said thank you to naruto .

" How you get this kind of ideas Naruto ," Shino asked him as he is watching everything .

" Observation my friend . You need to watch very closely to get this kind of ideas . Shikamaru does it everytime ," Naruto said to shino .

Jiraya appears while running at full speed . He might have very close to get caught during his research . He stops in front of naruto .

" Naruto you are on time . Ready to meet your aunt tsunade . She will become very happy to see you ," Jiraya said to Naruto . But he forgot that others are present there . They didn't know about the relationship between Naruto and Tsunade .

" It was a surprise to know that Naruto . You have a relative and she is a Sanin ," kurenai said to Naruto . Tsunade is her idol from the academy days . She felt sad when she heard about her that she is all alone without any relative . But every rumour is not true .

" Naruto kun you never told me you have an aunt and she is very famous ," Hinata said to Naruto . She knows almost everything about Naruto . Nothing escapes her ears if someone is talking about him . She is nervous now thinking about the unexpected meeting with his aunt who is a legend .

" I found about it yesterday when my pervert godfather told me about it . He wants to take me with him to convince her to come back to konoha . I even heard that she has given him the beating of his life when he tried to peep on her . He was inches away from his death by her beating . If someone tries to peep on you . You should do the same and use them for your gentle fist practice ," Naruto said to Hinata . And she takes everything seriously when Naruto tells her .

" I will do it Naruto kun . I hate perverts who peep on woman when they were taking bath ," Hinata said to Naruto with a new determination in her eyes . ' I won't mind if you peep on me Naruto kun . Others will get beating if they will peep on me ,' Hinata was thinking about Naruto again .

" Nice going Naruto kun . It's a good advice for Hinata . Lord Jiraya I hope you won't teach Naruto any perverted things during your mission . Not only I will use you as my target practice but I will tell Lady Tsunade that you were spoiling her nephew . I heard from old ladies about the beatdown you received from her earlier in your youth ," kurenai said to Naruto and Jiraya . Especially the later part to Jiraya . Jiraya is scared of Tsunade after he remembered her beatdown .

" Don't worry about it . He already give me a hard time and I don't want to give Tsunade a reason to beat me ," Jiraya said to kurenai . He knows that Naruto is giving him hard time because he avoided him most of his life . He was busy in maintaining the spy network which is very vital for konoha .

" I have a mission to finish and our client is already here . All the best for your mission . I want to meet lady tsunade so please bring her . See you later ," kurenai said to them as the client arrived with expensive package of medicine . They said good bye to Naruto and Jiraya and left to nearby village .

" Are you ready Naruto ? You must be excited to meet your aunt ," Jiraya said to Naruto . He looked at Naruto with great expectations .

" I am ready to meet her but you shouldn't forget your promise old man ," Naruto said to Jiraya . Dashing his hopes into pieces .

" Old is gold and I am still younger than third hokage . I will teach you rasengan which was invented by your father ," Jiraya said to Naruto . Naruto looked at him with little excited face .

" I will learn rasengan as a family tradition . What will you teach me after I master it ," Naruto said to Jiraya . Jiraya looked at him as if he cracked a joke on him .

" Minato took two years before he can master it . Even I mastered it with great difficulty . Let's see how much time you will take ," Jiraya said to Naruto . He has a smile on his face . 'Brat you have to come again and again to ask me about rasengan . At that time I will show you the greatness of the toad Sanin ,' Jiraya is thinking about how he will irritate Naruto for all the trouble he caused him .

" Let's go for the mission . You are over excited about teaching rasengan to me . Something is fishy about your reaction ," Naruto said to Jiraya . He sensed already what kind of situation he is going to put him .

" Let's go , I miss her Brea.... *cough* presence in konoha ," Jiraya said and narrowly escaped from the tongue slip . 'Damn I miss her large brėȧst . I should avoid saying anything about her brėȧst . If by mistake Naruto listen and tell her . She will beat me again ,' Jiraya thoughts are stuck on the big brėȧst of Tsunade .

Naruto and Jiraya left the konoha and started to walk on the road . While going Jiraya gave him a water ballon and showed him the first step of rasengan . Naruto tried for sometime and he is not successful to rotate his chakra that easily and started to analysis the rasengan's first step . After walking for one hour and he is still trying . He burst the ballon suddenly .

Jiraya's eyes were wide opened as he will not get a chance to irritate him . Naruto was happy that he watched all the videos of this world and he knows how rasengan works . But it was damn hard even with his knowledge to rotate his chakra rapidly .

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Tanazuka town ...

Orochimaru is standing in front of Tsunade after destroying the famous castle of tanazuka town . He said hello to Tsunade in his style . Tsunade is with shizune and Irene . Irene wants to do some outside mission and want to remain close to Naruto . She did have a small chat with Naruto about it and he agreed and he created a back ground story for her .

Orochimaru is with Kabuto standing on top of a gaint snake who destroyed the castle . He is surprised to see an additional woman with tsunade . His spy told him that she was with her apprentice and no one is with them . It is true . Irene was added at the last moment by Naruto .

Irene is wearing a yukata like shizune but it was white in colour with a white colour hat . Her hair is red like usual with the golden rings attached to it .

" Hello Tsunade , I hope you are doing well . Did you like my hello to you ," Orochimaru said to Tsunade . He is still confident with himself that he can take Tsunade head on even in his weak condition . He still remembers her weakness for blood .

" Why are you here Orochimaru . You are a rogue ninja for konoha . What do you want from me ? I don't believe that you wanted to say hello to me as an old friend . You are always a snake who bites from behind ," Tsunade came direct to point . She will not waste her energy on him . She will catch him off guard if Orochimaru thinks he will dominate her from her fear of blood .

" I just want you to heal my hands as a friend . After all a friend should help another friend ," Orochimaru can beat Jiraya in shamelessness if his profit is involved .

" Why I should help you ? I can kill you here and now for betraying our comrades ," Tsunade said and smashed a wall behind her . She really wants to kill him now but she has orders from Naruto not to kill him now . She gained a huge boost from her training under yuri alpha .

" Please rethink about it . You are our last hope as we tried everything in our power to heal him ," Kabuto said to Tsunade . He is very polite and his words are like buŧŧer and it can melt anyone but not Tsunade .

" How you get injured in first place . It must be a tough fight for you to lose your hands like that ," Tsunade said to Orochimaru . She knows the detail but she cannot show it now on her face . She has a very important mission from Naruto . She will get scolded by yuri if she will fail .

" I tried to destroy konoha but lost my hand in process . Sensei is still powerful for his age . I saw a mysterious uzumaki mask in his possession which is the cause of my demise . You should ask our old sensei about it . He might have stole it from your grandmother ," Orochimaru tried to deceive her . Tsunade knows every detail and cannot be deceive by him .

" Lady Tsunade we should destroy him here and now . He can be a threat for konoha even after you heal him ," Shizune said to her and came in front of her . She took out her poisonous needles to target them . Tsunade was about to target them with her .

" I can bring back your dead lover Dan and your dear brother nawaki for you . If you agree to heal my hand Tsunade . It's a win-win situation for both of us ," Orochimaru said to her . He gave her an offer which she can't refuse . Too bad he is late to do that . She knows that he is talking about the reanimation jutsu .

" Don't talk about my dead uncle like that as if he will be happy to be back even if you are successful to bring him back . For your information Lady Tsunade is married and the lady who is standing with us is her sister in law . You have guts to put her in difficult situation ," Shizune said to Orochimaru . He then saw a ring is shining in Tsunade.a left hand . He knew he made a mistake by not keeping an eye on Tsunade . Nobody knows what she did in this years in which she was not in konoha . He heard about her gambling but other than that he didn't know a thing about her .

" He is your rogue teammate Tsunade if I am correct . I thought only your pervert teammate was interested in you but I never knew snakes are interested in you too ," Irene broke her silence . She wants to enter in konoha as the sister in law of Tsunade for the first phase of her plan . Demiurge planted many fake evidence for her and created a fake marriage certificate and family album for tsunade . Her fake husband is roaming around the world for business trips according to records .

" My apologies Tsunade for not coming on your wedding . It might break my old friends heart . I am shocked about this information but my offer still stands for nawaki . You may really want your brother to meet your husband . Don't you think he will become very happy to see him Tsunade ," Orochimaru changed his strategies to counter the situation . He will go to any length to heal his hands now .

" You suddenly appear and ask your friend a favour and not even giving her a chance to think . You are quite rude in your behaviour to ask her bluntly for a favour ," Irene said to Orochimaru .She can easily crush him . Even his faulty immortality will not save him from her . But she is here to enter in konoha at any cost .

" After listening to your sister in law I changed my mind Tsunade . I will give you five days to think about it . But don't try to betray me , it will cost your new family to you ," Orochimaru warned her and bite his tongue and blood flowed from his mouth . Irene immediately came forward and blocked the front view of Orochimaru's blood from tsunade's eyes . She didn't want Orochimaru to suspect Tsunade as she lost her fear of blood and cannot react like a person who has the fear of blood .

" You should explain nicely to your brother's wife as it may include your brother's life . I cannot see a beautiful lady like you to lose her brother ," Kabuto said to Irene . He may be a spy for his whole life but he has never seen a beauty like her .

" Good bye Tsunade and happy married life ," Orochimaru said and disappeared with Kabuto from there . When they were sure that they left , they started to laugh .

" You saved me from sister yuri's wrath . I was almost exposed at the last moment ," Tsunade said while laughing after they totally fooled Orochimaru .

" You should take some acting lessons from me . Even without my powers I can fool anyone with my acting alone. Even shizune was doing great . She can fool Orochimaru with all her emotional drama ," Irene said to Tsunade . Shizune was happy after getting compliment from Irene .

" I am not good at acting and it's not my fault but I will try my best . I wanted to beat the crap out of Orochimaru for using the name of dan and nawaki in front of me . When he wanted to use my old fear against me , I literally wanted him dead . I am not sure why master Naruto wants him to live ," Tsunade is surprised by naruto's decision . With her current physical power and after getting her youth back she can easily crush Orochimaru .

" Master said it will break the flow of this timeline and make many of his enemy alert , so we should avoid doing that ," Irene said to both of them . She immediately wanted to go to konoha but she has to wait for the right moment at the right time .

" Miss Irene why you decide to join at the last moment . It has something to do with master's injury ," Shizune asked Irene . They were informed by demiurge about the change .

" I was free in the nazarick . Albedo and Shalltear requested me to go to konoha by any means . Master is alone most of the time and many may attempt on his life and both of them will not take any chance with his life . I will kill anyone who wants to disturb his peaceful life in konoha . I am fortunate enough to be selected by them because of my red hair . You know what you have to do after getting back to konoha . Make sure to keep that pervert away from me ," Irene said to both of them . They nodded after looking at her .

" Have you read the marriage certificate and keep the photographs of your husband close to you . It may show that you are a faithful wife . Even if your husband never exist you have to show he is real ," Irene said to Tsunade . She is making full use of the situation to get close to her master .

They returned to the inn they are staying for timing .

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small town ....

Naruto reached a town where they will stay for today and he is still practicing with the rubber ball . He want to burst it but unable to do it till now .

Jiraya looked at Naruto while smiling inside . He is waiting for a chance to lecture him .

" Still unable to do it correctly . It takes time to learn something complicated as rasengan ," Jiraya started to lecture naruto . He is happy that he is listening .

" Old man how many days you took to complete the first part and second part ," Naruto asked him . Jiraya looked at him and trying to think what to answer .

" Well the first part is easy and I mastered it in a first try . I am a genius after all . Second phase took some time and I struggled for few days ," Jiraya said it like a genius . He was lying to Naruto as he cannot tell him that he struggled for weeks for the first phase . Second and third phase of rasengan took the months of practice to master the art fully .

Jiraya booked a room in a local inn . It's time to eat and Naruto looked at Jiraya with a smile . Jiraya immediately knew what kind of ideas are in his head .

" You wait here Naruto , I am going to do a little research in this town . You can ask for food here in this inn but you have to pay it yourself ," Jiraya shunshin away quickly . He knows how wicked Naruto is when he targets someone for food . He still remembers the big smiling face of Teuchi and ayame when he entered with Naruto to treat him for a ramen in ichiraku . They didn't stop Naruto when he ran away but they caught Jiraya instead .

Naruto took out his sealing scroll and he unsealed fresh ramen of ichiraku which he sealed before coming to konoha gates . He ate like a boy who got his favorite candy .

' My godfather is quite crafty to escape during the mealtime . I will caught him later when I will be with aunt Tsunade and others . There he can't escape from them and I will make him pay for all of us ,hehehheheheheh ,' Naruto has some evil plan for his godfather Jiraya . He cannot escape next time from his clutches .

He finished his meal and sat down . He started to work on the second stage of rasengan . He felt some unwanted presence in this town with large reserve of chakra .

' They are already here for me . Let me welcome them in a way that they never forget about it ,' naruto is make some plans for his guest .

He made few special clones which he invented during his one month training to have some fun with others . He concealed his chakra and walked out of the inn in a disguise of an old lady who can bȧrėly walk . That old lady walked out in the speed of an ant .

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other part of the small town .....

Itachi and Kisame are walking together towards the inn from the crowd . He placed a genjutsu on a girl who is talking to Jiraya now and keeping him busy . So he won't disturb them for hours .

When they were walking an old lady was coming from the opposite side . She collapsed into kisame and did something which isn't noticed by anyone . She fall down to the ground and looked here and there with her blind eyes .

" Sorry kids , Your grandma is getting old and can't run here and there . I can't play with you . But your grandma will give you some nice present which you will never forget ," Old lady said and started to search for her stick while putting her hands here and there in the road .

" Old lady watch where you are going . If you were some young boy I would have cut your hands and legs ," Kisame said to her . Old lady found her stick and got up and heard what that man said to her .

" You will talk with your grandma like that after growing up . You are becoming like a shark always eating my money and scolding me . What kind of grandson are you ? You won't take a pity on your blind grandma ," Grandma said and took her stick and beat him on his buŧŧ for few times . Kisame was amazed by how she started to beat her . He is very angry but can't do any thing as he didn't want to create a commotion over an old lady . His mission can be in danger .

" I am sorry grandma . It is our mistake in first place to bump into you . But we are not your grandkids ," Itachi said to her after he saw the helpless situation of Kisame .

Old lady slowly turned her white eyes towards Itachi . She took her stick and started to beat Itachi this time on his buŧŧ for few times and started to cry like a mad lady . Itachi stood their motionless and took her beating like a punishment .

" You will teach your *sob* grandma what she feels right or wrong . I am old and blind but I will never mistake other kids for my grandkids .You broke my heart . *sob* Where is your ungrateful father let me teach him a lesson . He spoiled you too much .Your father is always running around ladies . That horny dog ," old lady said to them . Itachi got an idea when he heard about his non existing father's habit .

" He is still flirting with a lady . Come grandma I will show you the way where he is right now ," Itachi said and took her towards a place with Kisame where Jiraya is talking with that lady .

" So here is your father . Tell me which side he is and what he is doing now . He is so irresponsible to spoil you . Today your father will ask for mercy . You watch and see how I handle it ," Old lady is mad upon there father .

" He is on the right side laughing loudly with a lady . Teach him a nice lesson grandma ," Itachi said to her . She walked towards the Jiraya's table .

" You filth you are here , talking with an young woman . Come here and accept your punishment like a man ," old lady shouted loudly . Even Kisame and Itachi were afraid after hearing her loud voice . They are hidden to escape the view of Jiraya .

Jiraya is looking here and there for that unlucky guy . He soon felt a lot of hit on his buŧŧ by her sticks . All the men ran out of that small bar after they saw an elderly blind lady is beating the shit out of jiraya . They don't want to be in the range of her stick . Jiraya didn't know why she is beating him but his buŧŧ is now fully red . He was unable to explain her because she is not giving him a chance to explain as if it is an one time offer in her life . He will never forget her beating in his whole life .

" Always flirting with girls , you have two big grown up kids and you still dare to flirt here and there . You horny dog ,I should cut your pėnɨs so I don't have to face humiliations because of you ," Old lady stopped hitting on his buŧŧ but this time hit on his precious jewel . It awakened the survival mode of Jiraya . He ran even if he is in pain on both front and back side of buŧŧ . The girl ran away after she was shocked by old lady and genjutsu was lifted because of her shocked brain .

Kisame laughed at the misfortune of jirays but he ran with Itachi towards his destination . They both knew that Jiraya will recover soon from the attack of that old lady . They should thank that old lady later for buying them a lot of time .

" Kisame , never bump on an old lady . You have seen with your own eyes not even a Sanin can take her beating . Even he has to run for his life and safety of his family jewels ," Itachi said to Kisame . Kisame is massaging his buŧŧ while running but he is laughing for some reason .

" We are lucky Itachi that she only hit us few times but I wanted to laugh at time so badly when she was beating our Sanin father . Good job Itachi ,you saved both of us and made sanin run the other way of town . But why you do not use sharingan to put her in genjutsu ," Kisame remembered a very critical point . He was looking at Itachi for answers .

" You idiot , she was blind . How I will put an old lady in genjutsu when she can't see the world . It's all your fault for bumping into her . But even I will admit that it was funny to see a Sanin being corrected by a lady and especially everybody ran out of the bar because of her terror . I wish if I had a grandmother like her who can beat my father like that . I wouldn't have annihilated my clan ," Itachi is thinking of his past mistake but he doesn't regret it .

" Don't worry about it now , we are close to our target ," Kisame said to Itachi and reminded him that they are outside the inn .They entered the inn together .